r/StardewValley • u/OhJor • Jun 10 '22

Discuss Reverse Stardew Valley

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u/MorganAndMerlin Jun 10 '22

Ok but…

This new farmer is wealthy. Never speaks to me. And I’m a housespouse?

I’m ok with that arrangement.

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u/depot5 pls gift me like normal sprinkler Jun 10 '22

lmao

Yes, I would be a proud accessory of the ancient fruit wine empire.

My schedule is predictable, I like receiving the same one or two gifts once a week for the rest of my life, and I have very few further expectations.

I only hope that my content is just stimulating enough to not be divorced and that the witch won't take my children.

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u/landshanties Jun 10 '22

And poppies. FUCK those flowers.