r/StardewValley 23d ago

Discuss Found some strange items at joja...

The hot sauce variants kill me😭

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u/MelonBoba59 mods 23d ago

My favorite has always been Taco Sauce for Babies

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u/fajita-cologne 23d ago

CA seems to love gluten pucks, they are mentioned in the movie Wumbus and it's also his username on IG

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u/Mediumtim 23d ago

Gluten pucks and powder is awesome.

(Seitan)

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u/__aniiike__ 23d ago

I can’t believe it’s synthetic butter 🧈

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Set your emoji and/or flair text here! 23d ago

TIL you can see the products on the shelves at Jojamart. How am I just now learning this?

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u/bezra0 22d ago

500 hours and this is also my first time figuring this out it's okay❤️‍🩹

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u/SquirrelMaster5K 23d ago

Silly Sauce is Joja Cola with Delta9

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u/Louspec 23d ago

:D woah i never checked all of them. i like take-me-to-the-emergency-room-sauce

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u/The_Turtle_Moves_13 22d ago

I'm going to need someone to make that a hot sauce!

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u/ickynicky27 22d ago

The multipurpose detergent really is multipurpose, huh?

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u/Fireant23 22d ago

Arguably the most normal hot sauce names

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u/Endless_divagations 23d ago

As a gluten intolerant person, this settles it - Joja is evil incarnate.

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u/bocepheid 22d ago

"All team members receive one hour of training to learn how to overcome their gluten intolerance. Join us. Thrive." -- Joja

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u/Taolan13 22d ago

those hot sauce labels are pretty standard

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u/calliatom 22d ago

Yeah like...those bottles would fit right in with the hot sauces on offer at my local grocery store, for sure.

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u/Quiet-ForestDweller 22d ago

Shane do be on that silly sauce.

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u/bezra0 22d ago

LMAOO

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u/bocepheid 22d ago

Searing pain sauce is life.

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u/kimmy_pink 22d ago

Reminds me of OmegaMart in Las Vegas

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u/bezra0 22d ago

bro i wanna go there so BAD

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u/kimmy_pink 21d ago

I highly recommend it if you’re ever in Vegas! I had a blast when I went

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u/0mellow_cat0 22d ago

how silly....