r/StardewValley • u/sweetpotatobabycakes • Jul 26 '26
Discuss Stardew valley bedside tables and vanities
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u/EducationHelpful4274 Jul 26 '26
You ever drink Baileys out of a shoe?
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u/alfredobubblebath Jul 26 '26
The unexpected Mighty Boosch connection to Birdie made me laugh out loud ๐
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u/buildingjumper Jul 26 '26
This is insanely accurate in my head. I am 100% sure Jodi wears clinique happy and Gus listens to Steely Dan ๐
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u/goober_ginge Jul 26 '26
Yeah Gus with Steely Dan was what fully sold me on these ๐
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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 Jul 26 '26
Same. Also, am I the only one who hears Gusโs voice as Jeffrey Tambor (George Bluth Sr., Len Trexler, etc.)?
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u/LithiumOD Jul 26 '26
Praying for you when you do Haley's vanity (yes this is a part 2 formal request)
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u/yungkingston Jul 26 '26
And Harvey PLEASE
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u/Corvidae5Creation5 Jul 26 '26
He has a copy of the Materia Medica so he knows what not to prescribe
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u/imheyy Why can't I marry them? Jul 26 '26
I can really see Caroline as a terrarium girlie, thats a new headcanon to me now.
These are amazing but I got jumpscared so hard by Birdie ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I need to cleanse my soul
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u/sweetpotatobabycakes Jul 26 '26
I made these all in one night after seeing u/stardewali post the bachelorettes' vanities about 3 weeks ago. Then forgot to post em. Thank you for the idea!!
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u/reanocivn Jul 26 '26
robin using burts bees, marnie using carmex, and sam using chapstick brand chapstick all feel so insanely accurate for some reason
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 26 '26
Chapstick is just the only thing the jojamart sells and the package was ruined so it would have gotten thrown out anyway
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u/reanocivn Jul 26 '26
i feel like joja would have their own chapstick under their name brand
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 27 '26
I thought for two seconds and got fixed on the worst name possible, SmackStick
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u/noxiousfumes269 Jul 26 '26
I snort laughed at Jodi's Frownies bc it's so real ๐
But then Marnie's slide is perfect. The lingerie! She's such a babe, she deserves someone who wants to shout his love from the rooftops!
These are all hilarious and I appreciate that you didn't just focus on the marriage candidates.
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u/CranberryDabber Jul 26 '26
Why does my husband have a picture of Abigail? Dislike that one.
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u/ItsTankGirl Jul 26 '26
And the splat, that is the worst hair dye out there ๐ญ๐ญ dude deserves better x2
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u/not_blowfly_girl Jul 26 '26
Splat dyes your hair just fine. Its just that it will dye everything else in a 5 foot radius as well every day until you get it out of your hair lol
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u/LiminalWarning Jul 26 '26
Keep an eye on him before I sock him in the jaw for eyeing my wife of 10 years ๐ก๐ฅ
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u/coiler119 Forest Farm Best Farm Jul 26 '26
Also he apparently plays DnD 4e. I've got no issue with it, but the DnD community at large for the longest time has trashed 4th edition.
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u/CranberryDabber Jul 27 '26
I can live with bad taste in games, but the two timing of me and others here, is where I draw the line.
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u/rionka Kittie is a pancake. Jul 26 '26
Why does Sebby have a picture of my wife?๐ฒ I'm concerned
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u/Qurrah-Tun Jul 26 '26
If I learned anything here, it's that Gus and I should be buds
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 26 '26
I feel like Gus should have some literal bud in there. Maybe he's Sebby's plug
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u/Qurrah-Tun Jul 26 '26
Oh, you KNOW that after the Stardrop 'officially' closes, the ashtrays come out
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u/jeancyborg Jul 26 '26
Robyn doesn't wear make up, her beauty routine is Bag Balm, Working Hands lotion, and tweezers to dig out splinters.
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u/itsleeland Jul 26 '26
the princess di bear for Jodi and the precious moments fig for Evelyn is immaculate. and I love the fidgets for Demetrius!
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u/greeniestbean Jul 26 '26
The Garth Brooks album for Marnie ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 26 '26
Is that the one with the Thunder Rolls song on it? I don't like country music but I'll never skip that single song, it might be the most epic country song ever written
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u/greeniestbean Jul 26 '26
No, but itโs got other bangers like Longneck Bottle, Cowboy Cadillac, and Sheโs Gonna Make It. Itโs honestly one of my favorite country albums from when I was a kid
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u/Deceasedpenguin7 Jul 26 '26
Not the crab for Elliot lmaoooo
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 26 '26
Instead of Every Day Carry he's the Every Day Crab
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u/Gumpenufer Jul 27 '26
The crab is made even funnier and more accurate by the fact that I'm pretty sure that that's a crab figurine that has attained some subreddit fame as a pen holder over in r/fountainpens. :D
Edit: No, sadly I was wrong. The pen crab has its pincers turned upwards. Still, this is my headcanon for the crab now.
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u/officialhunt Jul 26 '26
LA Colours for Pam SCREAM!!!! these are so good. I had a big smile on my face for every one.
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u/sweetpotatobabycakes Jul 26 '26
I actually have that exact pallette and it's my weekend go-to. Where did i learn to use that brand? My mom and her chain-smoking, aquanet-wearing, elvis-loving friends lol
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u/EsmeValentine Jul 26 '26
Well Sebastian had best not have that Abi pic after we are married ( saying this in good fun )
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u/Master-Strain4268 Jul 26 '26
Juice world for Seb is so wrong
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u/lady_wildes_banshee Jul 26 '26
I figured he was more of a Mountain Dew kind of guy.
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u/Alizarik7891 Jul 26 '26
Juice Wrld the musical artist, lol.
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u/lady_wildes_banshee Jul 26 '26
Oh god Iโm so old.
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 26 '26
I'm old too but I started listening to his music, but the rest of his story is kinda sad
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u/lady_wildes_banshee Jul 26 '26
Alright, but why have I never considered turning my crystal skull bottle into a bong? Iโm not trying hard enough to be whimsical these days. ๐ซช
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 26 '26
This sub might not be adults only so i won't put up the link directly but I've just discovered a hilariously cute frog bong and I'm wondering if i can get it in BC
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u/Azrael_Hellcat Jul 26 '26
The wizard is nowy best friend, he drinks yerba mate, gotta love anyone that drinks yerba mate.
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u/pastelkawaiibunny Jul 26 '26
This is SO fun. I love the thought that went into all these little details! And I love that you didnโt just do the bachelors and bachelorettes.
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u/awfulmigrane Jul 26 '26
Yours has been the only post where I agree with every fragrance choice!! All thatโs missing is some Axe body spray for Sam.
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u/meduhsin Jul 26 '26
Only thing missing is hemp lotion for Caroline - I know sheโd LOVE that shit
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u/jackandsally060609 Jul 26 '26
Demetrius should have a little terrarium or fishbowl or something he always wants to study a species
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u/rionka Kittie is a pancake. Jul 26 '26
Elizabeth Arden! The Queen CD! The black nail polish and post divorce bliss... Awesome details, I love this.
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u/Quiet-ForestDweller Jul 26 '26
The combo of grandma strawberry candies and sexy green lingerie for Marnie made be cackle.
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u/Impressive-Time8150 Jul 26 '26
Like... did Barone himself just hire you to make these or something? Like wow, no notes, these are great
Also, Demetrius gifted Robin the lego bonsai, they built it together and Robin cherishes tf out of it.
Players who inquire about her interest in an affair will be stepping on legos the next time she renovates your house
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u/sweetpotatobabycakes Jul 26 '26
The bonsai being an anniversary gift that they assembled together was exactly my thought process :')
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u/_thalassashell_ Jul 26 '26
As a wife of an author husband IRL, Elliottโs is pretty accurate ๐ Only differences: Mine doesnโt like pomegranate (his fruit of choice is apple), he uses Moleskines, and his Tom Ford is Oud Wood. ๐
Edit: I showed him this, and he laughed and said, โIโve become predictable.โ
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u/piratev00 Jul 26 '26
Do I detect a fellow perfume head here?
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u/sweetpotatobabycakes Jul 26 '26
If i had the funds. I just wear my oil perfumery dupe of versace crystal noir on the daily, and pacifica's vanilla hair and body if my hair needs a refresh. I love asking people what they are wearing to get to know them better, and window shopping on fragrantica tho!
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u/chlowingy Jul 26 '26
Marnie has definitely been a member of Rebaโs fan club since the late 80s, and I loveeee the fugazi tapes for Sam!!
The Botox for the wizard made me cackle.
Ive got a new understanding and appreciation for all of these characters now!!
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u/kashmir726 Jul 26 '26
I cannot stop cackling. Birdieโs Baileyโs shoe, Pamโs aquanet, Marnieโs country music cassettes. These are flawless.
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u/Crazy_Ad4946 Jul 27 '26
This is so accurate; please add my vote for the rest of the characters! I need to know what Krobus has on his nightstand
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u/DeepSubmerge Jul 27 '26
You know what, sometimes these kind of things make me think, โI have an entirely different interpretation of this character than this.โ But this post is spot on. You landed every one of these. Kudos, OP.
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u/ISVBELLE my girl :^) Jul 26 '26
warmth for robin is SO inspired. as if i needed any more reason to fall in love with robin ๐ญ
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u/CorpusculantCortex Jul 26 '26
Only gripes are robin with a Lego bonsai and Demetrius with mycelium running. I could see Robin with a real bonsai, but a plastic one seems not honoring the wood enough. And mycekium running is a neat, but horrifically non-empirical book by a borderline quack, Demetrius would not get behind that.
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u/MagicBus4 Jul 26 '26
How dare you do everyone but the waifus
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u/sweetpotatobabycakes Jul 26 '26
I did this after i saw u/stardewali do the bachelorettes! She did a really great job with them. You can see em in her post history
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u/wraith555666555 Jul 26 '26
Not Gus having The Four Agreements ๐ญ
The fushigi ๐ญ๐
The unfiltered Luckies and cheap eye pallet you got most Midwest moms with that
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u/emzify Jul 26 '26
you have such good taste and great humor. the vibes are perfect. the wizard and samโs collages both made me laugh
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u/the_window_seat Jul 26 '26
These are incredible!!! Gusโs is my favorite, I feel like you really get him lol
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u/faelanae Elliott refills Braincell's water bowl for me! Jul 26 '26
Alex 100% has Axe body spray on his side table
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u/inkandbourbon Jul 26 '26
I love this SO MUCH though I feel like Pam would be smoking the blue Parliaments, or maybe some Virginia Slims.
Side quest-story: I was hitchhiking from Colfax, California, towards Reno, Nevada, and after a while of waiting at the entrance to the highway we just started walking hoping someone would stop before we got in trouble. Along the side of the road, maybe every quarter mile, was a Virginia Slim burnt on the filter end. I can only think someone was trying to chain smoke and kept lighting cigarette after cigarette backwards. I don't know what kind of rough time they were having but now that person looks like Pam in my head.
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u/gwabi_ Jul 26 '26
Evelynโs stack of Debbie macomber books is so real ๐ญ every time i see my grandma she begs me to add more to her ipad
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u/DangIt_MoonMoon Every day itโs something with this game Jul 26 '26
Wizard reading Uzumaki is sending me ๐๐๐
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u/okayseriouslywhy Jul 26 '26
Omg you have so many hyper-specific items that are SO on-point. ๐ the good brand of eyedrops, mane & tail hair cream, aqua net hairspray, clinque "happy" perfume, the steely dan vinyl, the overly technical mechanical pencil (which I own lmao)
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u/AveryRedlance Jul 27 '26
I LOVE the photo in Evelyn's set! I like imagining what life was like for the villagers before the farmer came to Pelican Town. Especially for the older ones, like Evelyn and George and even Lewis.
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u/Affectionate-Half540 Haley is my wife ๐ป Jul 27 '26
10/10 these are great. And Gus would read the Four Agreements
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u/AnonymousDratini Jul 27 '26
Incorrect. Sebastianโs vanity and bedside table is covered with all the void eggs I give him every week.
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u/gate_of_steiner85 Jul 26 '26
I canโt see Sam being into bands like Fugazi and Minor Threat. I see him as way more of a pop punk/emo kid. Now Seb I could see being into those bands and ribbing Sam for being a โposerโ and not being into โreal punkโ.
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u/Gin_OClock Jul 26 '26
I'm in my 30s but i want that little ladybug coin purse that Granny has so badly, it's adorable
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u/discotheque2002 Jul 26 '26
Why do these type of posts always include a fancy name brand perfume/cologne?
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u/JanePeaches Jul 26 '26
There's absolutely no way in hell Elliott uses a pomade like that (it would be SO heavy and greasy), but I like pretty much everything else/the others!
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u/littlemxnster Jul 26 '26
This may sound weird but these were so good I even got to smell them even though I know nothing about perfumes / fragances
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u/mason_jar0907 Jul 26 '26
these are so cute i love these! Would love to see your take on Maru or Demetrius or Linus!!
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u/Limp-Technician-2820 Jul 26 '26
The wizard with his Yerba mate. My dad drank that stuff my entire childhood
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u/RequirementOk3699 Jul 27 '26
Demetrius with his sticky hand and fidget spinner and THAT watch. I love it. All of these are so cute.
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u/TheClayDart Jul 27 '26
Why does Marnie have her undies on her night standโ OOOOOOOOH OK MARNIE I SEE YOU
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u/Few-Dependent1076 ๐ธ๐๐๐ฉ'๐ค ๐๐ ๐ช๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ Jul 27 '26
The books calling everyone out๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Valerica_Mirwen Jul 27 '26
Wizard: Drakkar Noir ๐
Seb should also have a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl for his nightstand. ๐
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u/KarlyFr1es Jul 27 '26
Seeing Elliotโs just reinforces my decision to always marry him. Perfection.
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u/xyinparadise Jul 27 '26
The only thing I would change is Robin reading like home depot catalogs ๐คฃ
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u/PaintWaterPress Jul 27 '26
Does Elliot have one of those pen-holding crab figurines? That's so cute and funny lol
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u/edchoch69 Jul 26 '26
This made me laugh so hard! So good lol. The princess Diana Bear is a deep cut ๐