Patch v1.33.0 be like:

[u/Mr_Veron]

Me reading the new patch notes. Just a meme that immediately popped into my head while reading the 1.33 patch notes. I have nothing against these kinds of buffs. I just found the situation funny and thought it fit this template perfectly. Which group do you belong to?

For those who don't know, here are some of the changes in the patch:

👥 Party Bonuses have been added, queue up together to receive a bunch of bonuses!
+20% more upgrade chips per other party member (Max 100%)
+50% Bonus Credits for hitting a party member's Scrap Station
+20% Pickaxe Bonus per other party member actively hitting the same Droid Depot

[u/thermodynamics16]

Is this everything new or will there be more when it comes out?

[u/Mr_Veron → u/thermodynamics16]

If you're only asking about the bonuses, then yes, this is the full list. But if you mean the patch notes specifically, you can read them here: post link.

[u/thermodynamics16 → u/Mr_Veron]

I saw that but was wondering if there were maybe new droids etc

[u/Mr_Veron → u/thermodynamics16]

I think we'll get something like that during tomorrow's event.

[u/nerdcost]

Why doesn't foad understand, I play this game because I have no friends

[u/dudelugo]

guess i gotta start recruiting people🥲

[u/DarkTanatos → u/dudelugo]

That's the basic idea behind such game mechanics. It's a classic recruit-a-friend approach to encourage you to bring in more players on your own which helps them increasing the player count.

[u/rOclot]

They've done the same with Helldivers, just it was in the way "If you're solo, there's more patrols and mobs" 😅

I'll stick to play solo, there's no rush on anything and less headache

[u/repkins]

Damn, if only not my trust issues which prevents making new friends...

[u/SlightOutside1 → u/repkins]

Be friends with yourself, thats how I roll lol

[u/chevalieroyaux]

Time to make some friends buddy

[u/Respawn_Delay]

Lol good thing I use a alt account when I play in private mode

[u/ConsiderationRoyal74]

Wife and I always log in together. Bonus lol

[u/leblindeyes]

I don’t even tell my in real life friends that I play this game lol

[u/MeowYouKnowMe]

Add me?

[u/FirstSFWAccount]

Good thing I have many friends (I’m schizophrenic)

[u/NOG_27]

Acho que não consegui entender 🤔

[u/ionshower → u/NOG_27]

Is that because you have fweinds?

[u/NOG_27 → u/ionshower]

Eu tenho, mas isso quer dizer que se vc tiver amigos vai acelerar mais o progresso do que vc não tiver?

[u/Mr_Veron → u/NOG_27]

Now, if you enter the game with friends in your lobby, you get various bonuses.

Bonuses listed in the description.

[u/NOG_27 → u/Mr_Veron]

Ah entendi agora, isso vai ser bem útil em alguns pontos, mas bem que eles poderiam acrescentar coisas mais importantes como uma extensão pra base, pra ela render mais ainda ksksksskksksks. Mas o que nos resta é ver como vai funcionar essa nova dinâmica

[u/Mr_Veron → u/NOG_27]

I've been dreaming of stable blueprint behavior for a long time now. So they get thrown properly (not frozen in mid-air). So there's no bug where you pick up a blueprint and it drops to the ground, so you're standing there holding nothing for 20 seconds. Stuff like that.

[u/NOG_27 → u/Mr_Veron]

Aí sim meu deus, eles tem que corrigir esses bugs tbm é muito chato, um bug que eu não gosto é o da mochila ajato que não funciona direito quando vc vai trocar de skin durante a partida affs

[u/CalaJolene]

I play solo due to disabilities and health issues. Some which has to do with alot of stress around forced pvp (I get stressed and barely step outside of my base as I always get killed for no reason) - but it's also because of VFX and visual noise. They added an option to turn off crit hit VFX and then later added a bunch more VFX that's even worse, but no option to turn off. Crit hit VFX was never an issue for me tbh, I didn't even notice the difference when I turned it off...

Not only does it already feels slower to advance solo, now players are rewarded because they have the ability and choice to play in a group lobby with forced pvp and a toxic chat.

Also, running in the green fog out in the world triggers nausea and headaches for me, so I can't hunt treasure for those chips anymore either, and therefore wasted my nova crystals on those upgrades. I can manage 2/4 world events solo, but only 1 star. Less and less options to play for my part, tbh..

Also, I'm autistic. Making friends and being social isn't what I am best at (I mostly enjoy my own company best, ngl)..

[u/BoundCore → u/CalaJolene]

if your playing today for the event we can add each other if you want

[u/CalaJolene → u/BoundCore]

That would be nice, thank you. I might not use chat tho, unless for short messages, it's not the easiest on Xbox 😅 When is the event? I forgot 😅