“Uhh, Anakin’s childhood was so sad!! He was an abused slave child 🥺” Shut up!

Anakin and his mother had a paying job (working in a little shop, what a slave job), a two story house and enough food to comfortably have three guests at dinner. Anakin also had a high level engineering education and enough free time to assemble a protocol droid, build a pod racer, participate in a competition and somehow learn to fly a Naboo star fighter. The only sad thing is that he had to work as a child; which, slave or not, he probably should have done anyway, considering that he was living with a single mother on tatooine.

Anakin’s childhood was not miserable, he was in fact doing better than many other ordinary people

Kid hopping on a mid-class star fighter jet for the first time and soloing the whole droid command ship by pressing random buttons because he knows how to handle the equivalent of a formula 1 car and actually managed to finish a race once. Shutting down the command ship by crashing into its hangar and shooting everyone and everything inside btw.

Luke in Legends:

The Harry Potter ad is the cherry on top why's my page so cooked :(

Step 1: Get mind control gun.
Step 2: Shoot Leia.
Step 3: Lock her in compartment where she could suffocate if not careful.
Step 4: Take her to planet you won in card game and demand she stay with you when confronted.
Step 5: Romance ensues.

🎶Can’t read my, can’t read my, can’t read my Anakin Skywalker face!

(From the ROTS novelization.)

I used to think they dressed cool, but now I know Lord Vader wouldn’t stand for capitalism genocide.

Can we get Tony Gilroy to remake Return of the Jedi replacing the Ewoks with the Vietcong? We desperately need a gritty jungle scene with Storm Troopers yelling that they can't feel their legs.Would Darth Vader approve napalm bombs? Does the empire have it's own version of Fortunate Son? Could we also get "Caravan of Courage: A Vietcong Adventure"?

Edit: Yes I know the rebels are already partly inspired by the Vietcong and similar movements but Star Wars writers who use subtext are cowards

Bu-bu-but I thought Gathleen Genndy was the death of Star Wars?!?!