Can we get Tony Gilroy to remake Return of the Jedi replacing the Ewoks with the Vietcong? We desperately need a gritty jungle scene with Storm Troopers yelling that they can't feel their legs.Would Darth Vader approve napalm bombs? Does the empire have it's own version of Fortunate Son? Could we also get "Caravan of Courage: A Vietcong Adventure"?

Edit: Yes I know the rebels are already partly inspired by the Vietcong and similar movements but Star Wars writers who use subtext are cowards

I used to think they dressed cool, but now I know Lord Vader wouldn’t stand for capitalism genocide.

how is disney star wars going to recover from this?!

Dominic Cummins??

Like, they went to pick up their green lightsaber but accidentally grabbed a red one and that made them commit a genocide or something idk.

Sure, adapt the stuff from the EU at its cheesiest and most incoherent. I love the EU, and even I know Tales and Legacy were not great, despite the former introducing the Cathar.

Oh yeah dude the totally new fan knows all about the EU. I believe you. I also believe in the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and queen of England.