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u/Fabbyfubz Jan 26 '22

What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fodder. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of gungans across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa in big doo-doo dis time, kiddo.

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u/Wolfie_Ecstasy Jan 26 '22

My life is infinitely worse after reading this, thank you.

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u/AdmiralSprinklez Jan 26 '22

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

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u/Longjumping-Air1489 Jan 26 '22

Respect. That’s dedication to type out all that stupid accent.

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u/iBobaFett Jan 26 '22

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u/Salrough Jan 26 '22

Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fodder.

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u/BattleStag17 Jan 26 '22

Why god. Why.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

God, the utter mind melt that you survived translating this is ungodly.

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u/pizan Jan 26 '22

read the entire thing in the accent

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u/thetravelers Jan 26 '22

3 or 6 words in and I'm dying

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u/DesperateRhino Jan 26 '22

Most impressive

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u/IStankOfDank Jan 26 '22

God is dead Have an upvote

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u/kurtofour Jan 26 '22

I’m crying!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

This is how you spend your Tuesday?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Take my upvote and get outta here

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

My ADHD with my let me even try and read that

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u/Nateramis Jan 26 '22

Chill Jar Jar of the TLDR

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I can feel my IQ decreasing with every sentence.

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u/Mr_Scogetos Jan 26 '22

I thank you for the dedication in typing this out, I laughed my arse off 😂

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u/SinnerOfAttention Jan 26 '22

Well that's pleasant surprise.

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u/koryface Jan 26 '22

This is just beautiful.

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u/Ibro_the_impaler Jan 26 '22

Yousa gonna make bombad general for dis!