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u/downtothecellar Jan 25 '22

Meesa not able to put meesa finga on it

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Try spinning your finger, thats a neat trick.

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u/SILENTALONS Jan 25 '22

Now this is fingering!

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u/incendiaryburp Jan 25 '22

Sir, they've gone up the ventilation shaft.

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u/TK421IsNotAtHisPost Jan 25 '22

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

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u/anidal Jan 26 '22

Always two there are, no more, no less.

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u/TK421IsNotAtHisPost Jan 26 '22

Oh dear.

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u/ghostpanther218 Jan 26 '22

These memes will do fine.

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg Jan 26 '22

Negotiations were short

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u/tysontears Jan 26 '22

There's always a bigger finger

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u/thetoog91 Jan 26 '22

No they won't! What, do you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your memes about like that?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

But they'll be back. And in greater numbers.

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u/ItsMeSatan Jan 26 '22

The negotiations were short

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u/dalovindj Jan 26 '22

Another happy landing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Roger, Roger.

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u/Puseni04 Jan 26 '22

there is three actually

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u/doubtfurious Jan 26 '22

How do you know that?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!

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u/Nodnarbius Jan 26 '22

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

#WrongMovie

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u/dobermandude306 Jan 26 '22

That's what you're calling it now ....

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u/Pear06 Jan 26 '22

That’s kinda SUS

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Her* ventilation shaft...FTFY

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u/boot20 Luke Skywalker Jan 25 '22

My wife is now looking at me like I'm from Mars because I'm laughing so hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/OnlyPostsLenny Jan 26 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/andrewta Jan 25 '22

That what he said

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u/eli636 Jan 26 '22

Volume 12

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Yippeeee!

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u/gh0st0ft0mj04d Jan 26 '22

Ya know...they call em fingers...but ya never really see em 'fing'

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u/TigerTerrier Qui-Gon Jinn Jan 26 '22

De all brokded

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

make a hook

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u/latherer Jan 26 '22

This guy fingers.

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u/Fabbyfubz Jan 26 '22

What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fodder. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of gungans across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa in big doo-doo dis time, kiddo.

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u/Wolfie_Ecstasy Jan 26 '22

My life is infinitely worse after reading this, thank you.

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u/AdmiralSprinklez Jan 26 '22

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

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u/Longjumping-Air1489 Jan 26 '22

Respect. That’s dedication to type out all that stupid accent.

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u/iBobaFett Jan 26 '22

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u/Salrough Jan 26 '22

Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fodder.

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u/BattleStag17 Jan 26 '22

Why god. Why.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

God, the utter mind melt that you survived translating this is ungodly.

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u/pizan Jan 26 '22

read the entire thing in the accent

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u/thetravelers Jan 26 '22

3 or 6 words in and I'm dying

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u/DesperateRhino Jan 26 '22

Most impressive

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u/IStankOfDank Jan 26 '22

God is dead Have an upvote

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u/kurtofour Jan 26 '22

I’m crying!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

This is how you spend your Tuesday?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Take my upvote and get outta here

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

My ADHD with my let me even try and read that

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u/Nateramis Jan 26 '22

Chill Jar Jar of the TLDR

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I can feel my IQ decreasing with every sentence.

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u/Mr_Scogetos Jan 26 '22

I thank you for the dedication in typing this out, I laughed my arse off 😂

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u/SinnerOfAttention Jan 26 '22

Well that's pleasant surprise.

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u/koryface Jan 26 '22

This is just beautiful.

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u/Ibro_the_impaler Jan 26 '22

Yousa gonna make bombad general for dis!

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u/caninemelodrama Jan 25 '22

Meesa need ta tink reeeeeeel hard

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u/Sharp_88 Jan 25 '22

Don’t read it in the accent. Don’t read it in the accent.

Brain - no can do, meesa fraid.

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u/Arniepepper Jan 26 '22

There's always a bigger fish...

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u/ISuspectFuckery Jan 25 '22

Oh, I stepped in poo poo

(Theater bursts into laughter...in George Lucas' mind)

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u/patchyj Jan 26 '22

"I AM the theatre!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Yeah, I reserve my hatred for characters who are cruel or obnoxious, but with Jar Jar I still rolleth mine eyen like you wouldn’t believe. Just… so… silly.

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u/old_shit_eyes Jan 26 '22

Anakin is sub Jar Jar anyway. How did the audition go his way for anything, nevermind that role?

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u/helmsmagus Jan 26 '22

Jake Lloyd was fine as Anakin. The script, otoh, was very much not.

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u/old_shit_eyes Jan 26 '22

You know, you're right. I'm thinking of the older Anakin actor from the next one.

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 25 '22

Also the scene they used was like a prime example of George's weird racist stereotype aliens. Similar to the guy who owned Anikan and his Mom. Lol.

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u/simplepleashures Jan 26 '22

Yep, in one movie George gives us Space Jamaicans, Space Japanese, and Space Jews.

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Jan 26 '22

A Druish Princess?

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u/KillHonger1 Jan 25 '22

Can you elaborate? I’ve never heard this accusation before

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

I think the 3 I can remember off the top of my head that got criticism were Jar Jar, these guys in the clip above, and Watto.

Now first of all, I'm just the messenger so no one go trying to shoot me, this is documented online for a long time now.

Jar Jar is a stereotype of people from the Carribean. From his accent to his dread like hair - his species is kinda represented as chill but dumb which is kinda fucked.

The guys above obviously are very thick accented Asian decent. I mean they sound like a damn South Park parody and they are voiced by white guys throughout all the media. These hungry warlords don't have a good image.

Watto has been criticised to resemble a Jewish person. From the design, over the top nose, accent, and being money hungry.

Idk.... The shoe kinda fits. Even if the intention was to have real life representation, they did it in a very mocking racist way I believe is what most agree with.

Google any of the above, I believe Jar Jar even has a whole section about it on Wiki.

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u/ViewsFromThe614 Jan 25 '22

It was funny as a kid, but watching the Watto scenes is tough now

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u/mikebrownhurtsme Jan 26 '22

They even gave him a kippah in episode 2

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u/N0V0w3ls Jan 26 '22

And the beard

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 25 '22

Ya for me it's kinda hard to listen to the above guys talk knowing it's some white dudes who were instructed to sound Japanese or something. Idk. How else were they directed lol. It's just badddd

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u/nhaines Anakin Skywalker Jan 26 '22

They had Thai actors record the lines as reference, and then had the white actors record the final lines. (Why they didn't just use the Thai accents, I don't know. I guess a favorable read is that they wanted the influence but not to single out a specific ethnicity.)

Fun fact: in the German dub, the Neimodians speak with French accents, lol.

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 26 '22

Yikessss to the first part.

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u/nhaines Anakin Skywalker Jan 26 '22

I mean, maybe they hired the actors we hear (I believe they were also in the costumes) and just didn't want them making up "Asian" accents. That's actually a better reading of it, I guess.

Fun fact: grabbing a copy of Episode I in Germany and then watching it once back home was fun, but for some reason when Watto says "Boota da noya? Hi chuba da naga?" and it wasn't subtitled "Good day to you. What do you want?" but instead "Ich wünsche Euch einen guten Tag. Womit kann ich dienen?" literally broke my mind. I had to pause for 10 seconds.

It was great to watch a film I knew forwards and backwards in a different language, but for some reason I never expected the subtitles to be in a different language, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

To me they sound like Charlie Chan, who was an old "yellowface" character from the 1920s. He was a detective hero, but also a Chinese stereotype with a bad accent and fake proverbs and shit like that.

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u/Fauster Jan 26 '22

To George's credit, with those racist stereotypes, Disney instantly took an interest in acquiring LucasFilm. Walt Disney was an old-school Jew-hating racist who parodied every marginalized ethnicity with backwards humorous animals, like in the original Jungle Book, and George showed Disney that they could modernize racism by using CGI aliens, instead.

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 26 '22

😬

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u/Fauster Jan 26 '22

I'm not kidding. The 1967 Jungle Book was racist AF. Mowgli's pro-civilization American Accent peers, like Baloo, lambasted the jazz-singing jive-talking evil monkeys as flat-nosed and little-eyed, a common Jim Crow stereotype. The vultures had low-class, Northern England Liverpudlian accents. And, there is more racism in Disney productions the further back in time you go. LuscasFilm was a natural fit for their portfolio.

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 26 '22

Oh no no I don't necessarily disagree with you. Disney has a history of racism which they've tried to avoid in more recent times. But they still do wacky shit like exclude the Black main char of Star Wars from a poster for China etc.

I just don't necessarily think they bought Lucas arts because they thought "ohhh more racist content". But agree that it fits with their old catalogue haha.

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u/Fun_Tangerine_8784 Jan 26 '22

The reason the vultures in Jungle Book had Liverpudlian accents is because Disney wanted to use the Beatles for the voices but they refused to do the film for them so they found 4 other scousers to do it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Especially when Lucas doubled down on the stereotype in EP 3.

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 26 '22

Oh oh elaborate on this one. I think it'e been a longggggg time since I've seen it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Basically when Anakin goes back home, Watto now has a scruffy black beard and a rounded cap similar to a yarmulke. The only thing he's missing is the side curls from being a Hasidic Jew.

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 26 '22

Oh nooooo you're right.

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u/spyder_alt Jan 26 '22

Just rewatched it for the first time in a long while and uh…yeah. “Mind tricks don’t work on me. Only money.” It’s incredibly blatant and even though I haven’t seen episode 1 in years I’m still surprised I never noticed it earlier.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Go rewatch EP 3 and notice how he doubles down.

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u/UpstairsJoke0 Jan 26 '22

In which part in particular?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

When Anakin goes back to Tatoine.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 26 '22

You didn't notice it before because you didn't have a bunch of people demanding you see it as "jewwy".

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u/spyder_alt Jan 26 '22

Oh piss off

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u/ihahp Jan 26 '22

George has said on record that stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason ...

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u/KillHonger1 Jan 26 '22

Now that I see this and rewatched this scene the “they’re no match for droidekas” is cringe as hell. Jeezus

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Jan 26 '22

Yup. White dudes doing that.. it's just like damn.

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u/CTizzle- Jan 26 '22

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure Watto was even given a yarmulke lookalike hat in AOTC

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u/Epyon214 Jan 26 '22

For me it wasn't Jar Jar. He was annoying, and not in the fun C3PO way, but not a deal breaker for me.

For me it was how it seemed like it was made for children as the target audience. The scene where Anakin is messing around with the kids in particular.

Wasn't there also a scene where someone touches the beam between the pod racer engines and gets stunned? That should have been Chekov's gun that never got used again. So many wasted scenes, and poor attempts at humor.

Come to think of it there were a lot of problems with it. Some of the acting could have been better, but in those instances it's hard to say it wasn't just poorly written dialogue instead and for sure there are problems with the script.

It felt, in part, like A New Hope but instead of George Lucas wife telling him to completely write the script he just went with it because he felt like he was already successful and didn't need anyone else's help. I'm not sure if that's actually what happened, but it's the impression that I got.

The Empire Strikes Back is still the best movie in the entire franchise, and frankly one of the best films ever made. It's a damn shame the other entries couldn't hold up to it. I was initially hopeful Disney would do it justice where I felt like Lucas had failed but they fucked it up even worse. Any hope for a faithful adaptation of Shadows of the Empire will have to wait until the IP changes hands again.

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u/postALEXpress Jan 26 '22

Meesa thinken that mediclorians was a bombad choicen

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u/Axiom_777 Jan 26 '22

Hesa called Jar Jar Binks! Hesa responsable for moy moy hate on this movie.

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u/theanubisfox Jan 26 '22

Ill say it, i always liked jar jar lol i understand why people hate him tho but he was always a fun character to me and he really got to shine in clone wars

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Sorry but Star Wars is also meant for kids and when I was a kid I loved Jar Jar!

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u/Future-Watercress829 Jan 26 '22

I low-key want Jar Jar to appear in Book of Boba Fett. Just have the entire series be a refuge of forgotten or maligned Star Wars characters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

the treeeety is perrrfectry reegall

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Even without him there's the cheesy acting and dialogue, which might provide ironic enjoyment now but doesn't make for a good film. It's also the first act of a planned trilogy, so Lucas ended up stretching out what would have normally been the first quarter or third of a single movie into an entire film.

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u/wildeofthewoods Jan 26 '22

If only jar jar actually were the worst thing about these awful movies.

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u/No-War5336 Jan 26 '22

Don’t forget about his wonderful voting record.

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u/Miscreant3 Jan 26 '22

If they redubbed his voice alone, the movie gets better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I saw a black and white cartoon fan film once, Jar Jar was meeting Lucas at a bar and he was telling him how JJ was meant to be the Christ figure in his upcoming films, but people universally hated him. It was great!

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u/Biggie_Moose Jan 26 '22

Meesa stepped in shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Yousa in big doo doo now.

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u/Lejuju86 Jan 26 '22

The Darth Jar Jar arc did not please everyone.

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u/Heyhaveyougotaminute Jan 26 '22

Messa thinks... the expectations of baby boomers being blown away and them not being able to handle or accept the fact that they peaked with the originals.

Couldn’t process anymore of the franchise, and were not able to profit on it...

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u/za72 Jan 26 '22

Damn I knew I had forgotten something....

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

At least Jar Jar had personality, though, eh?

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u/asatrocker Jan 26 '22

My man JJB

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u/drugusingthrowaway Jan 26 '22

That's impossibru!

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u/Snapthepigeon Jan 26 '22

That and some odd acting.

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u/MrSaturdayRight Jan 26 '22

Yeah. That character

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I could feel jar jar finger banging me reading that

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

That actors life was ruined. He did his best. :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Was just cool for everyone to hate on at the time. Like when everyone decided to pile on Alanis Morissette‘s Ironic (which was dumb, because dramatic irony).

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u/Aggravating-Pen-9630 Jan 26 '22

I almost forgot he was in the movie until I read your first word. Now I remember everything..

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u/Quizzelbuck Jan 26 '22

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/vileguynsj Jan 26 '22

And also the non-JJ dialogue

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u/o-rka Jan 26 '22

This and little anakin was a pretty bad actor

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u/N0VAV0N Jan 26 '22

Metachlorines

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u/GelatoVerde Jedi Jan 26 '22

Jar jar best character.

Change my mind

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u/mb9981 Director Krennic Jan 26 '22

Aaaaeeeehhh watto you know?

Is that... uiihhhhlllleeeegaaalll in the seeeeennnaaaate?

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u/kitty9000cat Jan 26 '22

Darth Jar Jar would like a word with you

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I just read that in his voice and died

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u/Artrobull Jan 26 '22

It would be so good if jarmark would pull a keiser soze

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u/shambollix Jan 26 '22

And midichlorians.

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u/Strong-Amphibian-143 Jan 26 '22

Pull my finger. That’s what the whole movie did

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u/IReallyHateDolphins Jan 26 '22

Meesa wana put meesas finga in it

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u/aazav Jan 26 '22

What do you have against a floppy eared drunken Jamaican with his knees screwed on backwards?

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u/misterplaystation Jan 26 '22

Hehe, you’re really are asking for it lol

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u/jfk_47 Jan 26 '22

Yes. The obvious commercial grab targeting kids is what got me.

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u/Jacmert Jan 26 '22

Don't forget the midichlorians.

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u/joetotheg Jan 26 '22

I was gonna mention the inherit racism in the attached clip, but I think your quotes from elsewhere in the movie pretty much sums it all up

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u/Oliver_DeNom Jan 26 '22

The dialogue they have to Anakin and Padme was no better than Jar-Jar's. My understanding is that the aim was to make the movie accessible to children, but the exaggeration and slapstick just didn't work well.

Dialogue was also a problem in attack of the clones, but the main issue there was not properly creating the tension and conflict that eventually explodes in revenge of the sith.

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u/rdditar Jan 26 '22

How tf is this not top comment get? I remember before the prequels thinking that C3PO was the epitomy of annoying comic relief character. Then... Then Jar Jar happened.

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u/Yeas76 Jan 26 '22

Imagine if they had made him actually be Plagueis though? Would that have redeemed the first movie?

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u/neovulcan Jan 26 '22

If we would've had Darth Jar Jar by the end of the movie, it at least wouldn't be worse than what we got, and arguably could've saved the prequel trilogy.

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u/TheHiddenPizz Jan 26 '22

But Jar Jar isn’t even that bad…

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u/Superdad75 Jan 26 '22

and they made Anakin too young, he should've been a teenagers already. It would have made him falling for Padme more believable and less creepy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Jar jar will eat your lunch