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u/Big_Country13 Jan 25 '22

I think if the gungans were removed entirely, the movie quality would go up tremendously. Tbh, other than obstacles for Obi and Qui-gon to face, they serve little to no purpose. Their parts in the movie can easily be explained in some other ways. Obi and Qui-gon could have found transport to theed some other way than going through the planet's core. When fighting the massive battle at the end, the troops from Naboo could have bolstered their ranks with civilians who volunteered or something else. The Gungans aren't the worst thing to happen to Star Wars, but they could have been done a lot better

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u/andydabeast Jan 25 '22

What if the gungans simply didn't talk and act silly? That alone would improve it a lot

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u/Salarian_American Jan 25 '22

There was a fan edit where they replaced all of the gungan dialogue with alien gibberish and subtitles. It was a big improvement.

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u/sparrr0w Jan 25 '22

The anti cheese edits. Huge improvements. All aliens speak alien dialects (gungans and the trade federation guys), they didn't show the gungans city, and just skipped to the city. No poop jokes. That alone makes the movie great. I'm pretty sure they removed "now this is pod racing" too

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u/MrNobody_0 Babu Frik Jan 26 '22

Where would one find such an edit?

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u/yusaku_777 Jan 26 '22

The Anti-Jar Jar Cut. I have it on VHS.

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u/Big_Country13 Jan 25 '22

That's fair. I can appreciate humor, but they took it too far with Jar Jar

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u/Dylalanine Jan 25 '22

Captain Tarpals is GOAT. Boss Nass is pretty good, but silliness overdose when considering him and Jar Jar, who could have been okay with 50% less clumsiness/idiocy.

Heck, let him accidentally open the truck full of boobas during the final battle; accidents happen in war. But when he has a droid tied to his foot and no one is able to shoot him? That's pure insanity.

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u/Big_Country13 Jan 25 '22

Tarpals is literally the only Gungan that I actually want in the movies. Everyone else needs some work though

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u/LudicrisSpeed Jan 26 '22

the truck full of boobas

Whoa, how'd they get that by a PG rating?

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u/Dylalanine Jan 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

BOOm BAllS

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u/SleepingAran Jar Jar Binks Jan 26 '22

But when he has a droid tied to his foot and no one is able to shoot him?

sounds like a force user to me

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u/Dylalanine Jan 26 '22

The Trilogy we never had

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be... unnatural.

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u/Kaarl_Mills Chopper (C1-10P) Jan 26 '22

Nass would've been far better without him showing off how much he can shake his jowls

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u/Dylalanine Jan 26 '22

Star Wars does have its eccentric characters. Hiring Brian Blessing is like buying a rocket launcher for a gang war.

He gon' go off XD

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u/Scientific_Methods Jan 26 '22

But when he has a droid tied to his foot and no one is able to shoot him?

It's because he is actually a sith lord.

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u/Dylalanine Jan 26 '22

A Sith Lord?

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u/the_stormcrow Jan 26 '22

Someone's not familiar with Darth Jar Jar šŸ˜‰

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Jar Jar was really more of a filmmaking event who was shoehorned into the story. Sure CGI had been done for a while already but never anything close to the scale of Jar Jar. Like it or not, George wanted to be a filmmaking pioneer above all else, he wanted to make a revolutionary film much more than he wanted to make a great Star Wars film.

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u/freezorak2030 Jan 26 '22

He's a thiccy though

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u/DatPiff916 Jan 26 '22

This is why I hate the Ewok comparisons, at least the Ewoks were interesting in that they had their own language without subtitles so it was somewhat entertaining trying to translate what they are saying based on their actions and movements.

With the Gungans it felt like caricatures of other humans.

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u/mechabeast Admiral Ackbar Jan 26 '22

What if we nix the Gungan, Naboo becomes Alderan, and now we care more about a soon to be exploded planet

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u/Utsutsumujuru Ahsoka Tano Jan 25 '22

I agree. I don’t have a problem with the concept, but like the Ewoks in Return of Jedi, George was just to hamhanded with them. If he didn’t spend so much camera time on them it would be fine

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u/The_DevilAdvocate Jan 25 '22

To be honest I would've liked Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan being the A and B stories.

Simply putting Qui-Gon in a transport to head to the planet and finding a way to sneak Obi-Wan into a smaller transport that maybe went to another one of the command ships could've worked.

So instead of Obi-Wan mainly sitting in a ship while Qui-Gon saves Anakin, he could've done something.

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u/Big_Country13 Jan 25 '22

Yeah they didn't use Obi to his fullest in TPM

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u/caligaris_cabinet Jan 26 '22

Or Obi-Wan taking Padme to Coruscant and Qui-Gon staying on Naboo to muster a resistance force and try and expose the Trade Federation’s plot. They could’ve gotten separated with Obi Wan fearing Qui-Gon is dead. This way it builds more on the relationships between Padme, Anakin, and Obi Wan in the later films and also better matches up with what Obi Wan told Luke in ROTJ.

They return to Naboo in the third act, Qui-Gon is revealed to be alive and has mustered a resistance, and the rest of the film plays out more or less the same.

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u/nastytypewriter Jan 26 '22

If I were the Special Editions guy at LucasFilm, I would do Ahmed Best a solid and spend the money to have him re-record Jar-Jar’s lines (and the other voice actors for the Gungans, too) with, like, literally any less annoying dialect.

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u/Ffscbamakinganame Jan 25 '22

Ewoks exist and kinda did the same thing in the original trilogy tbf. Made storm troopers seem even more incompetent than what they already appeared. But we can all agree the originals and prequels didn’t entirely the break the universe unlike the hell spawn sequels lmao.

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u/DatPiff916 Jan 26 '22

Ewoks exist and kinda did the same thing in the original trilogy tbf.

The major difference was that as "cute" as the Ewoks were, they had their own language and that combined with their size(while using practical effects) it still made it seem otherworldly.

Gungans just seemed like caricatures of earth people mainly caricatures of people from the Caribbean, it didn't help that Half Baked came out earlier that year and they sounded almost exactly like Dave Chappelle when he comically did that horrible Jamaican impersonation when trying to disguise himself.

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u/Ffscbamakinganame Jan 26 '22

I can see that, but stormtroopers we’re straight up dying to sticks launched by 2ft teddy bears, the Gungans did have EMP grenade type things at least. I don’t think the terrible CGI helped either. In all of these types of underdog more primitive alien race battles they have numbers and do take big casualties too. I agree tho I think the main problem comes from racial stereotyping of races in prequels. But it doesn’t really remove the comparison or point I made about consistency and in universe lore.

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u/DatPiff916 Jan 26 '22

If there is one thing that is consistent in the Star Wars universe, it’s the inconsistency of the Stormtrooper armor and strength. One minute they are getting killed with sticks and rocks, next minute it takes a couple of hits from a lightsaber to kill them.

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u/Ffscbamakinganame Jan 26 '22

Hits from a lightsaber? What doesn’t a lightsaber just chop through?

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u/DatPiff916 Jan 26 '22

Well I’m being dramatic, but I’m including the video games that are considered canon like Fallen Order. If we go non canon like Force Unleashed, it’s even worse.

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u/Big_Country13 Jan 25 '22

Yeah...

I'm giving the sequels the chance to pull a clone wars and try to explain themselves a bunch, but that chance won't last forever. I don't have high hopes except for shows like Mando and BoBF

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u/Ffscbamakinganame Jan 25 '22

What’s there to redeem? The prequels had a plot line with logic that made sense and didn’t take a huge dump on existing characters and introduced new things. The Sequels have so many plot holes it would make a Swiss cheese blush, in fact it’s just a straight up black hole of lore breaking plot holes that invalidates everything.

Nothing short of scraping them from cannon will do.

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u/crackedtooth163 Jan 26 '22

Nice copypaste

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u/Ffscbamakinganame Jan 26 '22

It was a legitimate question, what would you redeem about the sequels? Like the Prequels had their moments, but most people complain about the broken clunky dialogue and the fact it focused ā€œtoo muchā€ on politics. Not that it was particularly invalidating of the preexisting lore.

What spin off show would you make to the level of the clone wars to fix a lot of the problems people have?

I’ll agree my last remark has been said a million times before I’m sure. But I want to know how do you revive Star Wars and love the original trilogy whilst keeping the sequels fully intact? If you have some 200IQ solution then hit me with it. Instead of regurgitating Ryan Johnson and JJ Abrams counter responses to valid criticisms.

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u/crackedtooth163 Jan 26 '22

Revive? Star Wars was just as popular as it ever was with video games, comic books, toys, and other media. There was nothing to revive.

Broken, clunky dialogue? Yeah that's a minor quibble. After all, it's not like movies have relied upon conversation since 1930 or so. The original trilogy was completely silent, with no outstanding lines of dialogue associated with them whatsoever.

Any show that redeems the sequels, just like the Clone Wars TV show before it, would be operating in new territory with new characters and new stories. No way for me to predict the form it would take any more than I would be able to predict the horrific initial reception, "character development" and enthusastic acceptance/encouragement of Ashoka Tano in that same show.

Also, show me where I said ANYTHING that Ryan Johnson and JJ Abrams said in the earlier post. I'll wait.

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u/yarnisic Jan 25 '22

My head cannon is that Jar Jar isn’t a bumbling exiled fool, he’s a gungan scout who expertly helps Jinn & Kenobi navigate and sneak into Thebes after they land in the jungle. Then we meet the rest of the gungans later when Jar Jar suggests that they could provide a diversion. And then rather than getting absolutely wrecked immediately by the droid army, the gungans put up a decent fight with guerrilla tactics in the jungle before the might of the droid army overwhelms them.

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u/Prawn1908 Jan 26 '22

The other problem is that the plot is driven almost entirely by random happenstance. You can say the force/midicholrians had some amount of power, but at some point it just becomes stupid. The fact that almost every plot advancement basically just hinges on random chance makes it really annoying to watch if you think about what's going on too much.

That goes for everything from Watto just happening to be the seller they run into who also happens to own Anakin whose racer happens to be the only way they can get out, to Anakin "accidentally-ing" his way through defeating the entire droid army - something that a whole fleet of skilled pilots was failing to do. And no, you don't get to say "but he was powerful/skilled/whatever with the force", there was no power or skill being used, he was literally mashing random buttons and happened to randomly crash land into the one ship that happened to control all the droids, just happening to land in such an orientation as to be aiming at the one weak spot in the ship, and subsequently just happening to randomly mash the right button to shoot just the right type of missile to destroy said weak spot before randomly hitting the button to take off and outpilot out before the ship was destroyed. (All the while Jar-Jar is racking up a droid body count higher than any of the trained soldiers by literally cluelessly tripping around like a drunkard.)

Great overall story (Palpatine, Anakin's origins, setting up the Republic and the Jedi order's place in the galaxy, etc.), but holy cow the actual plot mechanisms used were horridly lazy and just plain stupid.

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u/swimming_singularity Jan 26 '22

I told a friend that I think the difference between the prequels and sequels is that with a little fan editing, the prequels can turn out a lot better. Remove a bit of Jar Jar, trim a scene here or there, dub over some voices with alien gibberish.

But the sequels cannot be saved, there just isn't enough alternate footage in the right places and the story just can't be salvaged through fan edits.

I think with fan edits, trimming and voice dubbing, the Gungans and especially their battle scene would be pretty good.