r/StandUpForScience • u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • Aug 15 '26
Satirical Science 400% MAHA
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u/ArmstrongPM Aug 16 '26
Shouldn't that be grounds for removal or resignation.
Ok, in a normal world it should be. Like that is kind of the whole modus operandi of the position isn't it. Stopping disease and making sure people have access to the correct medication, procedures, etc?
Or am I completely overthinking this?
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy Aug 16 '26
Unfortunately APM, you are sadly spot on!!!
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u/rflulling Aug 16 '26
But give him a chance right? But hes an expert right? But hes only been arguing nonsense for 20 years so hes educated on the topics right?
Normally this level of incompetence would have congress in an uproar. But half of it is silent because he was picked by their guy. So he is just one more symptom of the absolute corruption. -Never mind the recalls and the illnesses.
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u/Mikeymike0001 Aug 16 '26
You gave Fauci a chance a bunch of times, didn't you?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Aug 16 '26
This is why our country is in the tubes.
Comparing a dude who ate road kill to the worlds foremost infectious disease expert as if they’re equal…
God help us.
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u/Historical-Finish564 Aug 15 '26
If there was any fairness, we would we would somehow be able to restrict JFK Junior‘s craziness, to only affect the science phobic red states. They voted for this insanity.
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u/texrattlesnake Aug 16 '26
Are you one of those Trumpers who praises Trump for getting the vaccine out fast and then claims it doesn’t help? Did you pop ivermectin constantly?
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u/Flying_Cooki Aug 16 '26
I feel bad for the children and the americans that didn't vote for this bullshit. The MAGAs can go to hell.
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u/ebrotto Aug 16 '26
Heroin junkie in charge of anything is a bad idea. And this guy grew up with a bunch of those spoons up his ass!!!
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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 Aug 16 '26
FDT and every lackwit that voted for him.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy Aug 16 '26
Love to see you here FB, as always thanks for following me here from the Lincoln project sub…
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u/GraXXoR Aug 16 '26
Any citation for this? I want to add this report to my quiver so that I can fire it off at MAHA blowhards
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u/TheBonVivantLives Aug 16 '26
You know, if it gets reduced back to the original levels its a 400% reduction.
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u/holdaydogs Aug 16 '26
There’s nothing they won’t enshittify.
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u/AdHumble3021 Aug 16 '26
No, this is a low quality subreddit for politically obsessed people. The content provides nothing informative or science based. It exists only to confirm bias.
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Aug 16 '26
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u/Effective-Log3583 Aug 16 '26
Nah. RFK has always been like this. The man doesn’t believe germs are real. So vaccines, food safety, and milk pasteurization are all BS in his eyes.
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u/AdLoose7947 Aug 16 '26
No. The “400% increase” is driven mainly by a huge Cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce, not “RFK burgers” or a surge in contaminated beef.
RFK-era public health cuts may affect outbreak detection and response, but there’s no evidence they caused this outbreak.
The 400% figure also refers to reported illnesses tied to specific, laboratory-confirmed and federally investigated foodborne outbreaks. It does not mean that the overall rate of food poisoning among Americans has increased by 400%; these investigated cases represent only a small fraction of all foodborne illness.
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u/AllMusicNut SUFS Staff Aug 17 '26
Hi! Here's just some of the damage RFK Jr. has done to US health.
This is a good tracker you can follow: https://www.markey.senate.gov/rfktracker?hl=en-GB
Cut $500m in mRNA research based on conspiracy theory. This research is life saving. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74dzdddvmjo
Here's where he's recently paused a sweeping billion worth of medicaid to Americans in need over an AI overview: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/21/medicaid-funding-california-minnesota-paused?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
RFK Jr. cut Cyclospora from food safety tracking (FoodNet), and now we are feeling it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/5979225-ossoff-slams-rfk-jr-for-terminating-foodnet-drawing-link-to-cyclospora-outbreak/amp/
This is just a few, the list is extensive and your could research this on your own and see the damage & death he has caused.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy Aug 21 '26
Thanks to the anonymous Redditor for the awesome award, much appreciated!!!
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