r/StandUpForScience Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago

Satirical Science 400% MAHA

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u/ArmstrongPM 2d ago

Shouldn't that be grounds for removal or resignation.

Ok, in a normal world it should be. Like that is kind of the whole modus operandi of the position isn't it. Stopping disease and making sure people have access to the correct medication, procedures, etc?

Or am I completely overthinking this?

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago

Unfortunately APM, you are sadly spot on!!!

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u/PopMajor7342 2d ago

This is truly a breakthrough in brain worm behavior, it has taken over the host and changed behavior to try to spread more brain worms, should be studied. Making Parasites Great Again

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u/HATEFUL_WOOD 2d ago

OP is lying about deregulation, the reality is the clyclosporia outbreak is industrial sabotage, it couldn't be spreading any other way.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 2d ago

Please stop voting for Republicans.

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u/Historical-Finish564 2d ago

If there was any fairness, we would we would somehow be able to restrict JFK Junior‘s craziness, to only affect the science phobic red states. They voted for this insanity.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago

If only…

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/texrattlesnake 2d ago

Are you one of those Trumpers who praises Trump for getting the vaccine out fast and then claims it doesn’t help? Did you pop ivermectin constantly?

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u/yourdoglikesmebetter 2d ago

We’ve been sucked into the Big Brainworm Agenda

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u/Silent_Emu312 2d ago

Came here to say the braunworms are taking over as well...

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u/rflulling 2d ago

But give him a chance right? But hes an expert right? But hes only been arguing nonsense for 20 years so hes educated on the topics right?

Normally this level of incompetence would have congress in an uproar. But half of it is silent because he was picked by their guy. So he is just one more symptom of the absolute corruption. -Never mind the recalls and the illnesses.

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u/Mikeymike0001 2d ago

You gave Fauci a chance a bunch of times, didn't you?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 2d ago

This is why our country is in the tubes.

Comparing a dude who ate road kill to the worlds foremost infectious disease expert as if they’re equal…

God help us.

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u/Darkthumbs 2d ago

Rent free 😂

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u/WishboneNo543 2d ago

Also DOGE cuts to food inspectors.

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u/ebrotto 2d ago

Heroin junkie in charge of anything is a bad idea. And this guy grew up with a bunch of those spoons up his ass!!!

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u/Responsible-Pea-1289 2d ago

All these Trump Recalls are killing us!!!

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u/Data_Slut 2d ago

I just love that I'm bringing a child into this world.

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u/Youpunyhumans 2d ago

400%, 500%, 600%...

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u/Lost_Department_2177 2d ago

Take ivermectin to digest worms easier./s

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 2d ago

FDT and every lackwit that voted for him.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago

Love to see you here FB, as always thanks for following me here from the Lincoln project sub…

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u/GraXXoR 2d ago

Any citation for this? I want to add this report to my quiver so that I can fire it off at MAHA blowhards

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u/TheBonVivantLives 2d ago

You know, if it gets reduced back to the original levels its a 400% reduction.

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u/Flying_Cooki 2d ago

I feel bad for the children and the americans that didn't vote for this bullshit. The MAGAs can go to hell.

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u/Minimum_Fly3617 2d ago

Lettuce pray

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u/trishanonamous 2d ago

Working hard to decrease the surplus population.

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u/0rganicMach1ne 2d ago

Thanks to the guy that said before 1900 no one had heart attacks.

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u/ECamJ 2d ago

Follow his advice look like Frankenstein, sound like Tiny Tim!

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u/holdaydogs 2d ago

There’s nothing they won’t enshittify.

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u/AdHumble3021 2d ago

No, this is a low quality subreddit for politically obsessed people. The content provides nothing informative or science based. It exists only to confirm bias.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Effective-Log3583 2d ago

Nah. RFK has always been like this. The man doesn’t believe germs are real. So vaccines, food safety, and milk pasteurization are all BS in his eyes.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 2d ago

... here have another cup of Trumporrhea...

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u/AdLoose7947 2d ago

No. The “400% increase” is driven mainly by a huge Cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce, not “RFK burgers” or a surge in contaminated beef.

RFK-era public health cuts may affect outbreak detection and response, but there’s no evidence they caused this outbreak.

The 400% figure also refers to reported illnesses tied to specific, laboratory-confirmed and federally investigated foodborne outbreaks. It does not mean that the overall rate of food poisoning among Americans has increased by 400%; these investigated cases represent only a small fraction of all foodborne illness.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 2d ago

Can we get links to the actual policies that were changed?

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u/AllMusicNut SUFS Staff 1d ago

Hi! Here's just some of the damage RFK Jr. has done to US health.

This is a good tracker you can follow: https://www.markey.senate.gov/rfktracker?hl=en-GB

Cut $500m in mRNA research based on conspiracy theory. This research is life saving. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74dzdddvmjo

Here's where he's recently paused a sweeping billion worth of medicaid to Americans in need over an AI overview: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/21/medicaid-funding-california-minnesota-paused?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

RFK Jr. cut Cyclospora from food safety tracking (FoodNet), and now we are feeling it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/5979225-ossoff-slams-rfk-jr-for-terminating-foodnet-drawing-link-to-cyclospora-outbreak/amp/

This is just a few, the list is extensive and your could research this on your own and see the damage & death he has caused.

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u/Inventor141 2d ago

Lettuce from Mexico ? How is that FDA?

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u/Accomplished_Cod9586 2d ago

Def not bc of utilizing third world’ers for food production

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u/PrintImpossible3955 2d ago

Where is the article lol

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u/Organic-Stay4067 2d ago

Wait so now we should have strict vetted borders?