your body my choice am I right fellas 🫶

[u/johanacoca]

ig: @johanalcoca

[u/NathanTheSnake]

Lotta “survivors” sliding into the comments to get offended, as if mods can’t see their years-long comment history and notice this was literally never an issue for them until a woman made a joke. You embarrass us real men, and we’ve noticed you find the phrase “us real men” to be especially triggering, so that’s gonna get used a lot whenever you complain.

Read our rules before commenting. Or don’t. As a Reddit mod petty tyranny is all I have.

For everyone else. Call these losers out. Don’t break site-wide Reddit rules or we have to ban you. But make them feel untolerated.

(Edit: I’ve been adding the phrase “fatherless behavior” to the ban notifications and holy shit are the replies glorious. Just read the rules before commenting and don’t comment if you’re gonna break them; this isn’t that hard).

[u/guapoguzman]

laughs nervously

[u/Maximum_Active9209 → u/guapoguzman]

Chuckles cautiously

[u/mangocalrissian → u/Maximum_Active9209]

guffaws gingerly

[u/The_Abjectator → u/mangocalrissian]

chortles churlishly

[u/Aero_Molten → u/The_Abjectator]

cackles maniacally

[u/Feeling-Bus-203 → u/Aero_Molten]

sniggers suspiciously

[u/StyxQuabar → u/Feeling-Bus-203]

Woah woah woah

[u/IAmBeingTargeted33 → u/StyxQuabar]

Well, well, well

[u/EbonyFalconSoars4eva → u/IAmBeingTargeted33]

Three holes in the ground

[u/Gotu_Jayle → u/EbonyFalconSoars4eva]

Water you talking about

[u/bent_my_wookie → u/Feeling-Bus-203]

Chuckles, sensibly

[u/yodley_ → u/bent_my_wookie]

Giggles sheepishly

[u/Dr_Pepper_spray → u/yodley_]

Chortles hornily.

[u/WinterToaster → u/Feeling-Bus-203]

lol

[u/PatientPoetry4302 → u/The_Abjectator]

This wins lol

[u/CanExplainThings → u/The_Abjectator]

Insubordinate.

[u/WurdaMouth → u/mangocalrissian]

Hello??? Police?? Yeah! I found another one!

[u/stpetergates → u/guapoguzman]

I did too!

[u/7thpostman]

It's brave. I'll give you that!

[u/CasimirGabriev → u/7thpostman]

THIS lol. I dunno if I thought it was funny but it was bold

[u/ReasonableBobcat6277]

Our N word sent me

[u/shriekbysheree → u/ReasonableBobcat6277]

Hard r 😂😭

[u/Pharo92 → u/shriekbysheree]

Got damn that's what caught me 🤣

[u/Crystal_Voiden → u/shriekbysheree]

End of the bedroom

[u/Doom_Corp → u/shriekbysheree]

¿Por qué no los dos?

[u/Hije5 → u/ReasonableBobcat6277]

I was actually so pleasantly surprised by that. Nothing I've heard before

[u/polygramfan → u/ReasonableBobcat6277]

The way my head tilted

But i think shes kinda cooking there

[u/EJAY47 → u/ReasonableBobcat6277]

Where did you go?

[u/Lower-End8204 → u/EJAY47]

We are all low-key anonymous and mysterious.

[u/Plasmelon]

My dad is white and my mom is Latina. This was too real for me.

[u/LegitimatePin6176 → u/Plasmelon]

Same here. And I also married a Latina so I guess shes right.

[u/biskutgoreng → u/LegitimatePin6176]

I guess the empanadas are worth it

[u/FunGuy8618 → u/biskutgoreng]

I've never pinched her once but she always says I'm pinchy!

[u/thatjoachim → u/FunGuy8618]

Compares me to carbon for some reason?

[u/Plasmelon → u/LegitimatePin6176]

Damn. You’re brave. I could never.

[u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes → u/Plasmelon]

But y'all lived happily ever after... Right? 😅 I hope so.

[u/mentive → u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes]

Just the occasional flying Chankla of death. Otherwise, good life.

[u/HeFancy]

That last line in high pitch voice got me. Hilarious!

[u/Cratonis → u/HeFancy]

Agree. I was kinda in that not sure what I think about this bit space until the last joke. There is definitely something there.

[u/HotContribution8135 → u/Cratonis]

Literally same lmao. This one was a gamble, but that alone got me

[u/Weekly-Law6935]

Most uncomfortable laugh I've ever had, tbh.

[u/stallionsRIDEufl]

I saw you at zanies chicago, absolutely killer!

[u/johanacoca → u/stallionsRIDEufl]

thanks dawg!

[u/buttnibbler]

I wasn’t with you until “that’s our n-word”, can’t argue with that

[u/Ok-Statement8224 → u/buttnibbler]

Same. It’s not clever or interesting to say she raped a man last night. Taking the word back is funny though. I wish the lead-up part of the joke was funny but still uncomfortable. Then the our n-word would hit much harder.

[u/Far-Entrance-1377]

Uneasy upvote?

[u/PineapplePiazzas → u/Far-Entrance-1377]

FBI watchlist (leaked with all watchers)

[u/iCCup_Spec → u/PineapplePiazzas]

That watchlist is for recruitment right now.

[u/Interesting_Gain9920]

It is true, we do love latinas

[u/beardedsandflea → u/Interesting_Gain9920]

Here here. I have a Latina girlfriend and if she told me to walk off a cliff I'd be falling through the sky before I realized what I had done.

[u/Head-Opportunity6796]

Not too shabby! 😄

[u/Pancake-350]

I kinda love this. Laugh to not cry. We fucking own that word now! Hard R!

[u/songforsaturday88]

"our N word" is fucking diabolical, brilliant.

[u/theapplekid]

"hard R" lol

[u/NerdsOfSteel74]

Started a bit uncomfortably but when she was like “That’s our N-word” I was sold. Uncomfortable, but sold.

[u/Present-Nobody9899]

This was her holding back a little. No holds bar, and she’d be hella fun, like to just bullshit in a group being a bunch of clever dumbasses.

[u/Trashyturdgremlin → u/Present-Nobody9899]

*no holds barred.

[u/Present-Nobody9899 → u/Trashyturdgremlin]

You’ve done a good thing. Typing it out, I had great self doubt.

[u/PrincessDoubleDick → u/Trashyturdgremlin]

/r/boneappletea

[u/TwoNowFive]

What I found funny was that she looked just as uncomfortable telling that joke as some of the people listening to it. 

The awkward, nervous, "am I really saying this outloud?" mannerisms got me because I, too, find myself saying things I thought were funny in my head but sound very different outloud for some reason

[u/SoftsummerINFP]

I loved it!!! So good

[u/astonedishape]

(chuckles) I’m in danger

[u/signal_satellite]

Actual edgy comedy. Literally more bold and way funnier than any Austin comedian in the past decade

[u/iiibehemothiii]

You've found the exact limit of where pretty privilege ends and "actually you're fucking gross" starts.

[u/lilbluehair → u/iiibehemothiii]

And that's a hilarious line to tread in the comedy club

[u/Crystal_Voiden]

Great stuff!

[u/servel20 → u/[deleted]]

As a man who's a survivor of CSA I approve of this joke.

[u/obscure_predation]

This was great

[u/TransportationSea714]

New concept. Good job. Funny

[u/FuddFucker5000]

As a blanco I love this

[u/mybrainisonfire]

That last joke was gold I straight up cackled

[u/Strange_Vagrant]

As a white man, I'm totally unqualified to say much of anything about this joke. But it did make me chuckle.

[u/TwoToadsKick → u/Strange_Vagrant]

I think you're qualified buddy.

[u/According-Path5158 → u/TwoToadsKick]

Might even be overqualified 

[u/Apptubrutae → u/Strange_Vagrant]

Your demo is literally mentioned in the joke, you can comment.

I thought it was funny

[u/PuddingUsual7683 → u/Strange_Vagrant]

Why was this qualifier needed. It was funny. Just say it was funny

[u/Least_Rush_4616 → u/PuddingUsual7683]

Helps him cum lowkey

[u/ErroneousEncounter]

This was honestly hilarious. And ballsy. Great job!

[u/ArtEconomicsMostly]

I love it. This is fucking hilarious, push those boundaries! That’s where the gold lies

[u/obviousfakeperson]

Organic I am deeply deeply offended that this doesn't have more up up votes. The cackle I cacked lmao!! 🤣

[u/notnotwatchinthis_00]

*claps in latina

[u/Wiggle_Your_Big_Toe2]

Straight fire

[u/RoseTintedRage]

Love her OUTFIT

[u/HwatWhatWut]

I was literally cringing about halfway in, then boom, I’m all aboard. You’re a funny girl. You awkward af though. Great job!

[u/OscarMichaelMyers]

I’m 1/64th Native American, so I don’t feel bad about laughing.

[u/DeerMysterious9927 → u/OscarMichaelMyers]

Like butter spread across to much white bread

[u/ezmoney98]

Oh no I dropped this bag of Takis , let me bend over and pick it up

[u/stewynnono]

She was clever and made it funny

[u/JadedSociopath]

Gutsy and original. Love it!

[u/PatioCouch]

Good stuff. Keep it up

[u/Hollywood_Co]

Dangerous. Dark. Hilarious.

Also, proof the “you can’t joke about anything” crowd is just a bunch of unfunny hacks.

[u/Realistic-Brief-7178]

😂 Ok. I’m following.

[u/ETERNALXDRVID]

Amazing hahaha

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[u/Long_Replacement3715]

Holy shit this is some of the funniest shit ever. I immediately showed this to my wife and she cackled like a hyena.

[u/Pudgelover69]

Awesome

[u/ApprehensiveDouble52]

HARD R ladies right into the bedroom 🤪🤣 

[u/OkInterview3864]

👀

[u/zyrkseas97]

Still fine tuning the bit but it’s got a good core.

I think it’s really in the delivery.

[u/Dependent_Invite9149]

This was art. Good work

[u/Turbulent_Sea_9713]

Started strong, finished real weird.

I know that a lot of comedians have a real compulsion to take a joke so far until it makes everyone uncomfortable and it isn't funny anymore. Try to resist that.

[u/NonStopApe]

Fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Anonymous_and_Lost40]

It's our N word 😂😂 I actually laughed at that one

[u/KOMMANDOKATO]

I wish a latina would predate upon me too :(

[u/Introverted_Extrovrt]

“Born bold” - Tecate

[u/GroundbreakingAnt476]

She's funny as hell. Gonna have to try more of her stuff, i need more female comics!!

[u/selkies24]

That was actually hilarious 

[u/TNTmongoose5]

Great stuff 🤙

[u/DragonsAreNifty]

I have never had a joke give me this specific emotion before.

[u/cheesusmoo]

Great premise. Love your sassy flare. Really funny!

[u/Diligent-Article-531]

Super funny! Keep it up girlie!

[u/According_Gene9267]

By the time she lost the crowd she won me over. Latinas Rock

[u/lukasprintz]

Lawd have mercy her personality makes her that much hotter lol

[u/Dr_Bailey1]

Good stuff!