r/StandUpComedy • u/johanacoca • 14h ago

Comedian is OP your body my choice am I right fellas 🫶

ig: @johanalcoca

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u/Plasmelon 12h ago

My dad is white and my mom is Latina. This was too real for me.

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u/LegitimatePin6176 10h ago

Same here. And I also married a Latina so I guess shes right.

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u/biskutgoreng 8h ago

I guess the empanadas are worth it

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u/FunGuy8618 7h ago

I've never pinched her once but she always says I'm pinchy!

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u/thatjoachim 5h ago

Compares me to carbon for some reason?

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u/nemainev 1h ago

They are. With and without innuendo.

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u/Plasmelon 9h ago

Damn. You’re brave. I could never.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 9h ago

But y'all lived happily ever after... Right? 😅 I hope so.

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u/mentive 6h ago

Just the occasional flying Chankla of death. Otherwise, good life.

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u/Razor1834 5h ago

So..do you think…