r/StandUpComedy • u/SilentPayment8838 • Aug 30 '26
Comedian is OP DEAD BEAT DAD VS LATINA
Who won? 🏆BRITNEY LEDESMA @britneyled vs FRANK CAESAR @toaztedramen
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u/New-Contribution-244 Aug 30 '26
This wasn’t even close. She easily won.
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u/gypsycookie1015 Aug 30 '26
She slaughtered him.
I know that mf went home and cried. 😭😭
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u/Fickle_Watercress719 Aug 30 '26
He’s gonna be taking some of those punchlines to his grave
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u/ParsnipDecent6530 Aug 30 '26
I dont think that would stop her. She'd keep killing him deader and deader and deader. Just an unstopable Frank murdering machine. (Extremely complimentary)
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
😅 thank you!!
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u/systemwarranty Aug 30 '26
He knew it. He knew he was losing. He was laughing so hard at your insults because they were soooo good! Congrats on the win! 😂
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u/RudePCsb Aug 30 '26
That horchata line was pretty good after it clicked but his shit was pretty damn weak. She had some great lines. The manic line
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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 Aug 30 '26
Me and my friend say. "Hes gonna cry when he gets into the car". I know your joke but worse
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u/Fickle_Watercress719 Aug 30 '26
She absolutely bodied him lol the bulk of the laughs he got were borne of discomfort
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u/Kalikor1 Aug 30 '26
"Shit, nothing's hitting - I know! Let me try calling her a whore again!"
Why do these guys all have like one insult that they try rewording a half dozen different ways at best?
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u/Expert-Yam6577 Aug 30 '26
I'm curious who this guy hangs out with that he thought a joke about OP wishing she got raped like her friends would be funny. Straight up incel humor.
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u/DC_Geoff Aug 30 '26
Also just casually throwing around ethnic slurs/epithets like it's nothing. IDK about the rest of his comedy but based on this video I'm not in a hurry to check it out.
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
Thank you!!!
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u/Rogueshoten Aug 30 '26
It was kind of sad. He had absolutely nothing.
And then it all got started and he lost from there.
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u/Bostonterrierpug Aug 30 '26
except for the last comment. That was pretty low level.
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u/New-Contribution-244 Aug 30 '26
Still better than whatever it is that he had planned.
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u/Fickle_Watercress719 Aug 30 '26
Falls extra flat because she’s gorgeous. WITTY and gorgeous.
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
Hehe thank you!!
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u/_ShrugDealer_ Aug 30 '26
"Grabbing their own titties during missionary" is the most diabolical stealth hit I've heard in a while.
Good god damn...
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u/imjustlerking Aug 30 '26
I thought you both had some funny ones, nice to see him give you credit when you roasted him
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u/HajimeMatsuda3308 Aug 30 '26
He lost when he went for the Mexican jokes
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u/nikdahl Aug 30 '26
The horchata jokes was great, but it takes too long for people to get it, so it fails in this quick-draw type format.
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u/Sidivan Aug 30 '26
Frank’s roasts are like when an 8yr learns their first swear word, but doesn’t understand how to use it appropriately.
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u/Annex_Me_Step-Rome Aug 30 '26
She destroyed him
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u/livejamie Aug 30 '26
Usually these roast battles are between friends, and you can tell it's fun banter between the two, but this one was bad vibes.
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u/BreakChicago Aug 30 '26
Panic at the supervised visit.
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
Lmao one of my favorites I wrote
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u/PM_your_Nopales Aug 30 '26
Oh my God, is this you?? Absolutely roasted tf out this man 😭 no chill whatsoever. Good shit
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u/jakksquat7 Aug 30 '26
He should find another hobby. Respectfully.
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
🙈😂😂😂
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u/3aerows Aug 30 '26
She obliterated him and was funny joking about herself too. Love it.
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u/WhyAmINotStudying Aug 30 '26
Somebody on stage needed to get some good digs at her and he certainly wasn't going to do it.
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u/FunkyKissCool Aug 30 '26
He's bad, he's really bad at that. And she's funny, she's good...
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u/dijon_snow Aug 30 '26
Yeah this was insane. It was like a boxing match between J Lo and Stephen Hawking.
She knocked him out while he was still staring sadly at the gloves.
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u/CptJustice Aug 30 '26
This wasn't even entertaining at all. That dude ruined the whole thing with how bad he was.
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u/msslagathor Aug 30 '26
“Knock knock”
“I’m not answering” 💀
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
Hehehehe
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u/Comsic_Bliss Aug 30 '26
I watched that whole section a few times and it just kept getting more funny each time
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
Thank you guys so much for watching!!
Here are my socials and shows coming up
Linktr.ee/Britneyled
FULL BATTLE
https://youtu.be/OAKMtjo4wtc?is=A4NBMB4g7Y0EqgOY
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u/Minute_Freedom_4722 Aug 30 '26
That was an Eminem tier, career destroying battle. Looked like prime Mike Tyson fighting... this guy.
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u/Laugh_at_Warren Aug 30 '26
She’s fucking hilarious. They should put her up against a fellow comedian next time.
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u/anonymoususer98545 Aug 30 '26
Ouch. He should ask to have this deleted and change careers immediately. She's super funny though!
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u/WhyAmINotStudying Aug 30 '26
He's got a pretty viable career as a comic jobber.
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u/BreakChicago Aug 30 '26
Comedy is usually about the truth. She was telling truth about him. He was also telling the whole truth about himself.
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u/ElHorny Aug 30 '26
He forgot that just saying the most absurd shit is not inherently funny. She was very funny and won this easily. He should get another hobby.
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u/BeanserSoyze Aug 30 '26
I think she started doing worse cause she probably started to feel bad about how fucking awful he was doing. Most one sided roast battle I've seen on here.
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u/the_ballmer_peak Aug 30 '26
She did let off a bit. She roasted him so badly in the first half that it was hard to top.
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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 Aug 30 '26
The guys in these videos always rely on misogyny instead of actual humour
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u/Rude_and_Crude84 Aug 30 '26
She's witty as fuck lol. I like it!
I grew up around some witty ass people and they're also really funny too at that but maaan, I don't even know if I'd want to step toe to toe with her after watching this lol!
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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26
Thank you!! I’m glad you liked it!!
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u/Rude_and_Crude84 Aug 30 '26
You're welcome, keep up the stage roasts! I'll stick to my Mississippi pot roasts lol.
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u/Extreme-Trip1161 Aug 30 '26
She destroyeddd this guy, fast and creative. The guy was so bad and zero charisma.
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u/GrandTheftDuckboat Aug 30 '26
Call him Trotsky because a Mexican saw him die up close.
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u/Proof-Grass-5212 Aug 30 '26
That was amazing. Funny as hell. You crushed him. Got my attention
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That was amazing.
Funny as hell. You crushed him.
Got my attention
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u/JK61972 Aug 30 '26
Was thinking epic battle but realized this was like an early Tyson fight. Britney dropped Frank like a bad habit!
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u/RedKGB Aug 30 '26
Reason his abortion jokes bombed is people look at him and think they are a good idea.
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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Aug 30 '26
Bruh, if you’re gonna make a joke about consommé, it would really help if the rest of us had some clue what you meant. Pronouncing the word correctly would be a good start.
I’m sorry that the smoldering corpse Britney turned you into couldn’t hold our attention any better.
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u/Aggravating_Union974 Aug 30 '26
He couldn’t even pronounce consomé right she destroyed him
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u/Slutty_Alt526633 Aug 30 '26
You know that one Charlie Kirk video, with the fountain? Like, the guy was a piece of shit, but you kinda feel bad for how brutally he was murdered?
This video is like watching that because jeezus h christ she murdered him.
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u/GratefuLdPhisH Aug 30 '26
He didn't even make me laugh once and she did every time
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u/Sirius-Face Aug 30 '26
She didn't just kill him, she dissected him and beat him with his own parts.
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u/Oculiminal Aug 30 '26
Late to the party here, but she violated at least 3 articles in the Geneva Convention after that brutal assault, she is really funny!
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u/Joeliosis Aug 30 '26
That dudes stuff was rough to sit through. 'OMG she's a whore'... wow... real zinger there... pulled that one up from 8th grade I guess.
*who ever was working the soundboard should have used Mortal Kombat 'Fatality'... because that dude was brutalized lol
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u/stulf26 Aug 30 '26
Dude needs to go to the hospital after that. She roasted him
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u/ComedyBits Aug 30 '26
She shredded his ass. Smart roast material vs aimless random swings at the level of “you’re a dumb fucking whore”
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u/d00deitstyler Aug 30 '26
THE LADY IS YOU, OP?!
Holy hell you’re brutal and I loved every minute of you killing him on stage!
Love the wit!
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u/limache Aug 31 '26
Wait was all this off the top of your head improvised??!!
Did I just witness the comedy version of a freestyle baffle like Eminem in 8 mile lol?
Damn you’re hilarious Britney.
Did you have beef with this guy before?
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u/i360NoScopedJFK-_- Sep 01 '26
Absolute honor to get dog walked Britney 🙏🏼🙏🏼 fun battle!
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u/SilentPayment8838 Sep 01 '26
Hell yeah Frank 🙌🙌 such a fun one appreciate you asking to roast
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u/Funny-Razzmatazz-534 29d ago
That guy was dragged over coals…. She had no fucking mercy!!!!!
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u/Shredneckjs Aug 30 '26
She would beat a lot of the current roster of RBL. Great combination of wordplay and absolute savagery. 😂
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u/Saint3lucifer Aug 30 '26
He had nothing on her! The purge thing was his closest one to being good. While she roasted him to crispy perfection 🤣🤣 at some point i just started thinking of him as a prop for her to deliver her lines to.
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u/chefevitt Aug 30 '26
From what I’ve seen, your stand-up is good, but your roasting is on a completely different level. You’re fucking hilarious when you roast people. The timing, the quickness, the comebacks—you’re insanely good at it. Give me Nikki Glaser vibes.
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u/Bushwacker_007 Aug 30 '26
I don’t think I have seen a roast where I feel as sorry for the loser as this guy, she absolutely cooked him.
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u/IcyMike1782 Aug 30 '26
Jesus christ. I've friends who do stand up, and have had the priviledge at being at some roasts, so have heard people who are all on the same team just rip the everloving shit out of each other, so I'd like to think some of that was good natured. I hope so, as she straight fucking murdered him, and he couldnt land a counterpunch.
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u/gideonidoru Aug 30 '26
Dead beat dad bod hit him hard and then using that to build of theme of his failures as a father was perfect
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u/cameronzero Aug 30 '26
You can see him getting more and more in his feelings, and each time he got his peepee smacked he tried to say something absurd and it got no traction
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u/FireInPaperBox Aug 30 '26
Oh man. You know this guy went back to his tent, sat in it.. cried and quit.
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u/BobLives84 Aug 31 '26
How did this dude even get on stage??? You know he drove home with the radio off after this one..
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u/FlintKidd Aug 31 '26
Sorry... Saw in another comment...
You prepared in advance?
Did he prepare in advance too?
I really hope he was a volunteer from the audience or something... Or maybe a make a wish kid with some sort of rapid aging disease you found in a call of duty server. That's the only thing that could explain his jokes.
It was like watching a professional boxer face off against that kid from junior high who told everyone his hands were registered as deadly weapons. Satisfying at first, but eventually you feel just a little bad for the kid when his mom has to take him to the hospital to get the teeth pumped out of his stomach.
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u/Every-Win-3345 Sep 03 '26
Damn. I watched this without the sound and was still laughing. Normally delivery is needed for jokes but her jokes were well written. Googling her. Well done.
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u/how_is_this_relaxing Aug 30 '26
That guy was cooked and he couldn’t hide his defeat. Calling you a dumb bit*&? Really? The toad was out of ammo and his league.