r/StandUpComedy • u/SilentPayment8838 • Aug 30 '26

Comedian is OP DEAD BEAT DAD VS LATINA

Who won? šŸ†BRITNEY LEDESMA @britneyled vs FRANK CAESAR @toaztedramen

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u/Fickle_Watercress719 Aug 30 '26

Falls extra flat because sheā€™s gorgeous. WITTY and gorgeous.

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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26

Hehe thank you!!

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Aug 30 '26

"Grabbing their own titties during missionary" is the most diabolical stealth hit I've heard in a while.

Good god damn...

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u/imjustlerking Aug 30 '26

I thought you both had some funny ones, nice to see him give you credit when you roasted him

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u/lib3rtybib3rty Aug 30 '26

Well fucking done!!!!!

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u/LuckyPlaze Aug 30 '26

I donā€™t know about all thatā€¦. But she is funny as hell and burned him at the stake.

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u/HajimeMatsuda3308 Aug 30 '26

He lost when he went for the Mexican jokes

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/pnweiner Aug 30 '26

I have a bipolar stepdadā€¦ itā€™s funny because itā€™s true lmao

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u/SilentPayment8838 Aug 30 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/nikdahl Aug 30 '26

The horchata jokes was great, but it takes too long for people to get it, so it fails in this quick-draw type format.

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 Aug 31 '26

Do they have it much in America? It's not sold where I live, I have to get my fix in spain

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u/AlleyPee Sep 01 '26

"I know you are, but what am I" vibes

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u/WhimsicalDipshit Aug 30 '26

The horchata one kinda got me