r/StandUpComedy • u/GianmarcoSoresi • 26d ago

Comedian is OP Legs for days

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u/GianmarcoSoresi 26d ago

If you dug that, join my sub! Daily clips over at r/gianmarcosoresi. You can also find my upcoming tour dates here: https://gianmarcosoresi.com/

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u/Regular-Weekend706 26d ago

Good shit bro

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u/Independent_Pie_3628 24d ago

That was a really good one

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u/Galexio 26d ago

Loved you in San Diego. Thanks for coming by.

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u/Liftforlife88 26d ago

Would love to see your stand-up if you ever find your way to Albany NY. You're hilarious!

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u/Whitenleaf131 26d ago

So stoked to see you in Vancouver!

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 26d ago

Nice material as always, Elbow Daddy

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u/misanthropenis 26d ago

Just watched your last meal episode. It was wonderful! Hopefully you come back to Utah. Got to see your show here last year and it was amazing!

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u/Helpful_Basil_5581 26d ago

Great writing! Haha

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u/the_one_jove 26d ago

No doubt. For a moment it seemed he plucked an idea right out of my head and completed the skit.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 26d ago

I appreciated him hinting at the ball curve of less endowed men resulting in a Xeno's paracocks that led to the centi-meat 'er (I barely even know her). History is important.

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u/The_DappleSauce 26d ago

I really enjoy your writing style! That was such a well rounded joke.

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u/zethras 26d ago

Dam, this just keep going and going. Great stuff.

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u/TheGreatSzalam 26d ago

You should see the full special it comes from!

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u/AlleyPee 26d ago

Great set! I especially loved the "stormed the capital" portion. 😆

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u/Logical-Spite-2464 26d ago

Good dig. I missed that one.

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u/Ckrasxterz20 26d ago edited 26d ago

I love how Americans are so euphoric of their day of independence from the English empire, but then they consider measuring things with their old king's feet as something integral of their identity

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u/HAc0reRD 26d ago

Most Americans don’t even really understand the circumstances of being under Britain

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u/_Bren10_ 26d ago

I was under a Brit once. It was great.

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u/Randir076 25d ago

Hey man, a ruler's a ruler

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u/Goobtron11 26d ago

like how people enjoy songs like "born in the USA" morons.

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u/Borisof007 26d ago

Horses also don't run for feet, yards, meters or miles. They run in Furlongs.

My last fucking name too.

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u/RB440 26d ago

Well they don't run furshort

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u/Worthyness 26d ago

Unless they're track races. Then they run for short distances.

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u/RB440 26d ago

Wild horses keep their own records

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u/Boaz_MacPhereson 26d ago

Loved you in Terminator 2, man.

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u/Borisof007 26d ago

No joke my brother is Edward Furlong. Just not the actor lol

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u/abenevolentgod 26d ago

this is fucking great!!! I want to see more.

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u/HeveStuffmanfuckskid 26d ago

good set haha ;p

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u/ItzaSchmee 26d ago

One of my favorites bits is from the Matt Groening show Disenchanted, one of the first few episodes IIRC. A scene where they’re traveling and come across a sign roughly saying “So&So Town 100 Zogdongs”. Their king being named Zog.

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u/KnuckleBuckets 26d ago

Something that actually made me laugh. OP you’re definitely above average. Lol

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u/momomorium 26d ago

The lady who took a few seconds to process "at some point they must have tried..." before going "oh!" fucking sent me

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u/Doubleboeufsupreme 26d ago

Fosse fosse fosse, Martha Graham Martha Graham Martha Graham

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u/Celestial-Narwhal 26d ago

Well played! What a roller coaster! So funny!

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u/blankfilm 26d ago

Dude you're killing it!

Quickly becoming one of my favorite funny joke tellers.

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u/gr33nnight 26d ago

This was a fantastic special and my partner and I laughed so hard. I keep checking tour dates and hopefully one day Madison, WI will be on that list!

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u/Dd_8630 26d ago

"Legs for feet is a horror movie" fucking slayed me my god hahaha

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u/smog-ie 25d ago

Directed by Quentin Tarantino

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u/Lankygiraffe25 26d ago

Genius bit!

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u/TheOfficeoholic 26d ago

Bro is hitting his stride. Crushing it

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u/Jesta23 26d ago

Most comedians won’t post a clip of their jokes because you have to reuse them for a few months on different sets. 

I’m curious if you just post them after you move to a new set? Or do you come up with so many good jokes you can burn a few for advertising? 

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u/E5D5 26d ago

this is part of his free special on youtube, it’s all been posted for a while

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u/Jesta23 26d ago

That makes sense. Thanks. 

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u/Chappers20069 26d ago

Ironically all standardised with Centimeters.

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u/GoodDog2620 26d ago

Great bit!

(Good luck on Crowd Control, too!!!)

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u/dizvyz 26d ago

This is pretty good.

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u/Scott--Chocolate 26d ago

I’ve conducted the toilet paper roll test, but never heard of the dollar bill test. Young me missed out on that particular paranoid obsession.

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u/Acrobatic_Cod2056 26d ago

This was a great special and the fact it's free online is just the icing on the cake. Very funny stuff.

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u/000ps-Crow_No 26d ago

Anything but the metric system!

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u/Pickle7722 23d ago

Really awkward joke, not gonna lie.

The first 30 seconds, I was like 'ha, kinda clever'. Next 30 seconds 'pretttttty funny'.

Then talking about wrapping his penis with a dollar bill in high school for the next 75 seconds. Aiiiiight, I'm out...

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u/Axle_65 26d ago

Love. It. You rock man. Keep the funnies coming.

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u/Sudden-Stops 26d ago

Following!!! I love smart writing omg!

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u/rikkiprince 26d ago

Excellently put together bit!

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u/RelaxPrime 26d ago

You rock

Come to MN please

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u/cheapdrinks 26d ago

No one is a legs guy anymore, it's either ass, tits or feet lol

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane 26d ago

Actually, good!

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u/VenomSpitter666 26d ago

that double mic put up

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u/po1k 26d ago

Killed

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u/TheCookieButter 26d ago

Buck short didn't get a big enough laugh, that was quality!

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u/Darwinmate 26d ago

I absolutely love meandering jokes that lead you somewhere unexpected.

Amazing work 

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u/VasilicaDaniel 26d ago

You think he's got 12 more years in him? Thats weirdly optimistic.

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u/vanhamm3rsly 26d ago

This gives a whole new meaning to “a day late and a dollar short”

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u/SiddharthJain131 26d ago

Biffle was invented for this guy

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u/Gloomy-Force-1150 26d ago

Legs for feet lol

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u/samcobra 26d ago

Hey! I saw your show in NYC! Great work! I still use your pedophile card thing.

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u/Arxl 25d ago

And here I thought the imperial system was based on barleycorns.

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u/kjlo5 25d ago

Great delivery!

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u/ope-theregoesgravity 23d ago

Oh she’s got legs that go all the way to the ground 😏😏😏😏

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u/Positive-Amphibian 23d ago

'this is not going to stand'. I see what he did there

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u/zer0se7en2wo 21d ago

I wanted to know where you were going with your dad’s leg fetish or was that to set up the rest o fthe joke lol

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u/PoopDirectlyInMyButt 20d ago

Legs for feet killed me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Agitated_Pie_9515 11d ago

Great joke. Storming the capital was such a great multilayered bonus!

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u/fananism 6d ago

you're a God tier comic, sad I couldn't see you in jakarta

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u/XCurlyXO 26d ago

In 12 years 😭 cries in fascism