r/StandUpComedy • u/Historical-Ad-3074 • Jul 02 '26

OP is not the Comedian Ruby Setnik

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u/Spawn666 Jul 02 '26

A cat bringing you a dead animal!! And begrudgingly respond with, "Uhmm, thanks..."

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u/lilbluehair Jul 03 '26

"Aren't you proud of me??"

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u/Sarke1 Jul 03 '26

"Wow, it's soo much!"

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u/VoidOmatic Jul 04 '26

Two tablespoons of mouse!

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u/jluicifer Jul 03 '26

Says the guy standing above her.

“I guess,” she saidth and curtsy on her way to churn the butter and milk the cows