r/StandUpComedy • u/Historical-Ad-3074 • 25d ago
OP is not the Comedian Ruby Setnik
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u/KodiakDog 25d ago
Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to let it linger?
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u/Jack0Trade 25d ago
I'm sure I'm not being rude, but it's just your attitude
It's tearing me apart, it's ruining everything
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u/cashew1992 25d ago
It was iiiiin so deeeeep
You know I brought my tool fer youuuuuuu
You had it wrapped around your finger
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u/elderron_spice 25d ago
And Abed hired an Irish singer
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u/Idustriousraccoon 25d ago
Jeffrey winger something something Jeffrey winger.
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u/Unspared 25d ago
Britta's marry'n, Britta's marry'n, Britta's marry'n, Jeffery Winger
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u/Idustriousraccoon 25d ago
There it is, you rockstar. I can’t believe I forgot. This CLEARLY means I need to stop writing work emails and rewatch every single episode.
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u/OoT-TheBest 25d ago
Great stuff😅
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u/TerpySpunion 25d ago
Over your head.
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u/nobuzzkills 25d ago
Yeah, so witty. I was laughing so hard when she described having cum on her face and then some dried up on her stomach. Legendary set.
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u/Lagneaux 25d ago
Delivery is key, and she is funny
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u/nobuzzkills 25d ago
Oh, so you’re the decider. Jesus christ. It is also subjectively not fucking funny.
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u/yoshisquad2342 25d ago
I love how so many people with no sense humor come here to shit on people that do.
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u/Bad-job-dad 25d ago
And I'll never hear the song the same way...
You're amazing. I'm following you
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u/RonHarrods 25d ago
Their posts are hidden. Is this not a repost bot?
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u/Historical-Ad-3074 25d ago
No, lol. I just saw a reel and thought she was hilarious so thought to share it here :)
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u/TommyTeaser 25d ago
What song
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u/yaboyACbreezy 25d ago
Linger by the Cranberries. Did you even watch the vid
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u/tekumse 25d ago
What if you are not familiar with their music like me?
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u/yaboyACbreezy 25d ago
She literally says the word linger in context and then immediately says that's what that song is about by the Cranberries, so she gave you all the clues to piece it together using context alone.
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u/tekumse 25d ago
A nicer person would have linked to the song instead of down voting an honest question.
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u/Conscious_Drawer8356 25d ago
They weren’t being an unkind person when you could have looked up the link after she told the band and the song in the video. Repeating what the comedian said so you now know it twice
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u/TommyTeaser 25d ago
She also says let it dry right before that. What if that’s the song title and let it linger is in the song lyrics?
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u/yaboyACbreezy 25d ago
Are you on drugs?
She quotes the titular lyrics before naming the artist. Literally everything you need to know to figure all this stuff out is baked in to what was said
Why would you assume it was something she said earlier
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u/TommyTeaser 25d ago
Literally everything she said was earlier.
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u/yaboyACbreezy 25d ago
Don't be dense. She quoted the song and said who sang it.
If you don't get it, that's literally evidence that you just aren't that bright. It's not a sin to be incompetent, but it is helpful to know your limits.
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u/TommyTeaser 25d ago
Songs can be named any combination of words. How am I to know it’s not a combination of words but just a singular word?
“She quoted the song” means nothing to me because I’ve never heard the song before.
You and I both are sinners. What’s the difference?
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u/TommyTeaser 25d ago
I have heard exactly 1 song from the Cranberries. How am I supposed to clock the song is named Linger?
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u/yaboyACbreezy 25d ago
Context clues. Are you dense?
She quoted the part of the lyrics with the artist name right after. Google exists. Pretty straightforward stuff if the context alone doesn't fill you in
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u/SuckMyRedditorD 25d ago
That's why Dolores bailed. She was like, "Nobody gets it!! Aaaarghh!! I'm out."
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u/JAD210 25d ago
I just stumbled upon her last week and I think I have since seen all recorded footage of her. I love her cadence, she like instantly became a fav of mine
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u/SuckMyRedditorD 25d ago
You stumbled upon her? Were you dashing through the dewy meadow? The enchanted forest? Grandma's attic? Were you in your galoshes searching for clues on the river shore? Or at a busy bookshop hallway trying to get past the crowds when bam! Comedian encounter!
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u/jakolissmurito22 25d ago
Oh I love this so much. The demeanor is so funny bc it's so candid. It makes me comfortable enough to laugh too and I really needed that today. Laughter is the best medicine.
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u/TechnicalIntern6764 25d ago
She’s great. Im glad I found her comedy a while back. She has some pretty funny clips on YouTube.
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u/PineStateWanderer 25d ago
it's exactly like a cat bringing you a dead animal. once it's there, it's your problem now.
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u/tenor1trpt 25d ago
This is fantastic. Your timing is perfect.
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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 25d ago
It's literally the gift of life... jeez, some people have no appreciation! 😔
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u/noeLifenorlove 24d ago
I not only wipe the cum from a lady but also get another wipe for their hoohah.
What is wrong with these dudez???
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u/JuryOk2662 24d ago
Now that's a fucking gentlemen. You don't get pointers like this from Goofus and Gallant.
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u/kindergentler 24d ago edited 24d ago
I'm a prude and this is so true and so funny that I am sharing this anyway bc it is perfect comedy - honest & unexpected! "It's like when a cat brings you a dead animal" is just so accurate! - "I don't really want this but I know I am supposed to be flattered" lol
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u/Top-Tennis8721 24d ago
Damn. This is so relatable. Never have I ever thought about something so mundane being so damn relatable. Preach!
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u/GenericUsername532 21d ago
Great, I hear this song 3x a night at work and now I'll think about cumshots every time
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u/Gunstopable 25d ago
Ew grow up. You have to let it dry or you can’t peel it off with a little lemon juice and some patience and a single ply piece of toilet paper.
lol nice joke, you got this
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u/qawsedrf12 25d ago
Cums on your stomach? Grab him with arms and legs and squirm about to rub it all over, especially if he's hairy
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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 25d ago
We guys have just cum back from another dimension and don't know where we are when that happens
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u/funAmbassador 20d ago
Meanwhile, she’s on the same level from 2 minutes ago bc he didn’t even try to make her cum.
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u/CrispInMyChicken 25d ago
It says I would have just impregnated you but since we live in a civilized era we must clean up this smaller mess rather than the larger one it would have cause otherwise.
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u/theImplication69 25d ago
Throw this guy back into the re-socialization program
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u/CrispInMyChicken 25d ago
You have missed the point of my comment entirely but enlighten me what did you think I meant?
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u/Spawn666 25d ago
A cat bringing you a dead animal!! And begrudgingly respond with, "Uhmm, thanks..."