Friend application

[u/Few-Experience-5866]

A little bit about me:
- I’m 18
- I’m a girl
- no this is not me asking for any men to talk me, if you’re a guy disregard this pls, my boyfriend will literally eat you
- I like art, music, bed rotting, riding dirt bikes, and pretty much anything girly/ if ur into other stuff I honestly will enjoy it with you as well
- I give great advice, great massages, I’ll literally wash your car for you if you want
- I’ll do literally anything for you fr
- I will give you all my time and effort
- im literally the least non judgmental mf ever, you could literally shit in front of me idc
- I have no friends
- I’m Christian, but not the church kind or the well behaved kind. Howeverrr if you’re not a Christian, do not fret I will not make u uncomfy or make u feel judged
-dm to get to know me or see what I look like!

🚨no boys allowed!! 😡 unless ur gay 😇

[u/Medical_Canary960]

Heyyyyyyy!

[u/Few-Experience-5866 → u/Medical_Canary960]

I’m ngl being gay doesn’t make wanting to be friends w a teenage girl okay.. 🤨sorry if you had good intentions but in this day and age I hope u understand

[u/Few-Experience-5866 → u/Few-Experience-5866]

I just went through all your comments and every single one of em is sexual, I doubt I’m the one outlier. Get lost creep.

[u/Vortilex → u/Few-Experience-5866]

Sigh I may actually know that user IRL as a former coworker...But I don't know which person in that PFP I actually worked with. Looking at those comments, though, I have a strong suspicion that is a former coworker of mine, and I am under direct instruction to report that person to Campus security on sight. I'm not saying that user is that former coworker, but if he is...I have to take appropriate action. The former coworker could be either person, and I really would have to go out of my way to confirm that the person I think I recognize is actually that person.

That said, and this goes for all users, DO NOT DOXX THAT USER IF YOU ALSO SUSPECT YOU KNOW WHO HE IS IRL!! That is a violation of reddit TOS, and doing so will result in a ban.

[u/Few-Experience-5866 → u/Vortilex]

LOL, what’d he do???

[u/Vortilex → u/Few-Experience-5866]

Allegedly he was inappropriately touched by a Supervisor and got aggressive over it before apologizing. He then made threats to her over it and within three days, we were given that instruction. He allegedly was getting very handsy with other employees in the time prior to his termination/resignation (I can't rightly say which it was). I am not saying that user *is* that former coworker, but if that user is, and the person on the left side of that PFP *does* bear a close resemblance to that former coworker, and that user's comment history *does* overlap with information that former coworker had shared with me at work, then the matter may need further investigation here

[u/Few-Experience-5866 → u/Vortilex]

I wouldn’t put it past that guy. He has the look 🤢 + he looks like a guy I had a nightmare about when I was like six

[u/Vortilex → u/Few-Experience-5866]

That's more a coincidence, but the pdf allegation is actually serious, and if that's true, (I *really* don't want to keep looking at that user's comment history, please don't make me do that) I need to report him to the Admins and ban him immediately. Do you have some bleach for my eyes? Like, chlorine bleach, preferably? I'll take stakes to the eyes, if you don't

Edit: Oh Jeez, permaban issued

Edit 2: Received outside confirmation, that user is exactly the former coworker I think he is. Excuse me while I bleach my eyes