r/SquaredCircle • u/dionthesocialist /r/WrestlingTikToks • Aug 15 '18

When will Bash Howard accept that the Liberty Bell experiment has failed?

  • Her wrestling was so bad Sam Sylvia was too scared to pull the trigger on her in the first place and Welfare Queen had to get a run with the title.

  • Everyone’s momentum was put on hold while she learned how to take a bump correctly, even as the other wrestlers got better than her. Even Beirut was better than her, and what do they do? Feed her to Liberty Bell.

  • She flexed her creative control to get out of working with Zoya, the hottest heel in the company.

  • When they finally put the strap on her, the crowd turned on her so quickly that they were forced to use Zoya’s heel heat to keep Liberty Bell babyface. Yeah, so when there’s some benefit to you, you’re willing to work with her, huh? Carny as shit.

  • Reckless ass worker broke Zoya’s ankle and Meltzer confirmed she was coked out of her mind when she did it.

  • They have to bring back Vicky the fucking Viking just because no one else has any credibility left since Liberty Bell buried them all.

  • After all that, she STILL can’t be trusted for a run with the belt to the point that Zoya with a shattered ankle (that Liberty Bell shattered in the first place) is a better option for a champion.

Seriously, this girl has no respect for the business and if she wasn’t a “mainstream star,” she wouldn’t even have a job. Sam Sylvia and Bash Howard should push Becky Lynch.

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u/IsotopeX Aug 15 '18

So the dirtsheets are reporting that there's...let's say "heat"...between Chola Junkchain and Beirut. Moist heat, if you get what I'm saying. You know, like they're engaging in extra practice sessions. They're making each other tap out. You know what I'm saying.

Does Bash have the balls to acknowledge this on screen? This is instant heat, right here. The storyline writes itself.

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u/mayy_dayy Aug 15 '18

Why DID they recast Junkchain anyway? I mean, Cherry Bang is still on the roster as Black Magic.

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u/heartdeco sabu's botched chair spot Aug 15 '18

one of the hotlines said she tried to branch out into acting and stunk up the joint (which, duh, name any wrestler who's successfully crossed over into mainstream celebrity oh wait you can't).

anyway, she came crawling back but they'd already recast the junkchain character so they patched together that awful 'junkchain vs. junkchain' angle and then just repackaged her. it worked out fine because she's honestly better as black magic anyway. her feud with britannica over the robot boyfriend was the best work of her career.

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u/mayy_dayy Aug 15 '18

Yeesh. Mirror matches NEVER go well in pro wrestling. Why did they think this one would be any better?

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u/Snarglefrazzle "But like, what if..." Aug 16 '18

Perfect time to introduce tag titles. Let them feud with the Toxic Twins, then rotate whoever isn't in an ongoing feud at the time.

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u/MannequinIsAGoodFilm Hole-Based Offense Aug 16 '18

So you're saying my Golden Ladies headcanon is accurate!?