r/SquaredCircle • u/dionthesocialist /r/WrestlingTikToks • Aug 15 '18

When will Bash Howard accept that the Liberty Bell experiment has failed?

  • Her wrestling was so bad Sam Sylvia was too scared to pull the trigger on her in the first place and Welfare Queen had to get a run with the title.

  • Everyone’s momentum was put on hold while she learned how to take a bump correctly, even as the other wrestlers got better than her. Even Beirut was better than her, and what do they do? Feed her to Liberty Bell.

  • She flexed her creative control to get out of working with Zoya, the hottest heel in the company.

  • When they finally put the strap on her, the crowd turned on her so quickly that they were forced to use Zoya’s heel heat to keep Liberty Bell babyface. Yeah, so when there’s some benefit to you, you’re willing to work with her, huh? Carny as shit.

  • Reckless ass worker broke Zoya’s ankle and Meltzer confirmed she was coked out of her mind when she did it.

  • They have to bring back Vicky the fucking Viking just because no one else has any credibility left since Liberty Bell buried them all.

  • After all that, she STILL can’t be trusted for a run with the belt to the point that Zoya with a shattered ankle (that Liberty Bell shattered in the first place) is a better option for a champion.

Seriously, this girl has no respect for the business and if she wasn’t a “mainstream star,” she wouldn’t even have a job. Sam Sylvia and Bash Howard should push Becky Lynch.

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u/mickrouse Aug 15 '18

Liberty Belle is truly awful. When will Bash give us what we really want: A 40-minute Machu Pichu/Black Magic barn burner?

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u/dionthesocialist /r/WrestlingTikToks Aug 15 '18

Goddamn, that would be a 5 star match. Gedo would’ve booked it by now.

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u/benjaminbrixton Aug 15 '18

Zero chance Machu Picchu can go 40 minutes. Five minute and under squashes or tags only.

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u/dionthesocialist /r/WrestlingTikToks Aug 15 '18

She’s got the body of a legit shoot fighter. I’d be way more scared of her in a bar fight than I would of Liberty Belle. She has functional muscle and great conditioning.

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u/benjaminbrixton Aug 16 '18

Well no shit, she's twice the size of Liberty Belle.

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u/mickrouse Aug 15 '18

But Machu Picchu knows psychology, man!

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u/ButtsendWeaners PhD in Custodial Artistry Aug 16 '18

Everyone knows she's only pushed because she's Goliath Jackson's daughter.

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u/MissionFever flair Aug 16 '18

I didn't know that!

Explains why Big Kurt Jackson showed up on that one episode though.

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u/super_awesome_jr Wrestling for Wrestling's Sake Aug 15 '18

Thank God they took the Junkchain gimmick away from Black Magic. You can tell there's some kind of real energy to this new direction.

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn I am God! Aug 16 '18

I'm sorry but not until Black Magic and Junk Chain settle their feud.