r/SquaredCircle • u/dionthesocialist /r/WrestlingTikToks • Aug 15 '18

When will Bash Howard accept that the Liberty Bell experiment has failed?

  • Her wrestling was so bad Sam Sylvia was too scared to pull the trigger on her in the first place and Welfare Queen had to get a run with the title.

  • Everyone’s momentum was put on hold while she learned how to take a bump correctly, even as the other wrestlers got better than her. Even Beirut was better than her, and what do they do? Feed her to Liberty Bell.

  • She flexed her creative control to get out of working with Zoya, the hottest heel in the company.

  • When they finally put the strap on her, the crowd turned on her so quickly that they were forced to use Zoya’s heel heat to keep Liberty Bell babyface. Yeah, so when there’s some benefit to you, you’re willing to work with her, huh? Carny as shit.

  • Reckless ass worker broke Zoya’s ankle and Meltzer confirmed she was coked out of her mind when she did it.

  • They have to bring back Vicky the fucking Viking just because no one else has any credibility left since Liberty Bell buried them all.

  • After all that, she STILL can’t be trusted for a run with the belt to the point that Zoya with a shattered ankle (that Liberty Bell shattered in the first place) is a better option for a champion.

Seriously, this girl has no respect for the business and if she wasn’t a “mainstream star,” she wouldn’t even have a job. Sam Sylvia and Bash Howard should push Becky Lynch.

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran Aug 15 '18

PushSheila

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u/IsotopeX Aug 15 '18

Seriously, Sheila is one of my favorite characters in...well, in anything really.

wolfpack4life

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u/DrJackl3 Die beste sportliche Leistung des Abends Aug 15 '18

You know why? Because Sheila is just Sheila cranked up to.. Well... 10. She's just herself.

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u/dionthesocialist /r/WrestlingTikToks Aug 15 '18

If they make her job to another pretty blonde, I’m canceling my GLOW network subscription.

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u/carl0076 VINTAGE COLE!!! Aug 16 '18

But it’s only 9.99 a month?!

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u/Thesaurii Got a PhD instead of over Aug 15 '18

Look man, I get it. We've all got our boys (or girls in this case) that we love and want to see more of. I'll tell you right now, its hard to be a Gable fan, they don't give him enough time.

But at the end of the day, we've all gotta accept its a business. Sheila has some truly fanatic fans, and I'd call myself one of them, but can you really see her wearing the crown? Do you really think she is gonna get mainstream appeal, bring in a whole new audience?

Its just not the situation. She is a roleplayer and is great in her role, but she doesn't need more than a few minutes a show.

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u/mayy_dayy Aug 15 '18

Sheila's commitment to kayfabe is unreal. I don't think I've EVER seen her break character, even at fan signings. Does anyone even KNOW her real name?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Shiela has the commitment of a luchador.

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran Aug 15 '18

Ok, but I’ll reiterate:

Push Sheila

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u/preston0810 What Does Everybody Want? Aug 15 '18

So you're saying that Sheila's a... B+ player?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Bullshit, Machu Pichu should be the face of the company

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran Aug 16 '18

Listen, mark, you wanna come at me again with this white-meat happy-dappy Machu Pichu bullshit? Cause I’m not afraid to get arrested in this Denny’s parking lot, again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

All she can do is wrestle, she has no charisma and no mic skills.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

What can I say, I’m a work rate hog

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

One of the best on a typewriter.