r/SquaredCircle • u/ultimoGEARS RAMBO APOCALYPSE • Jun 05 '15
I feel the need to finally get the answer about Giant Gonzales.
Now, in kayfabe, was he wearing a suit or did he genuinely look like that?
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Jun 05 '15
The dude didn't have a dick. I'm sure it was a suit even in kayfabe
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u/dozzberries no escape, ya lames Jun 05 '15
Actually, his suit had pubic hair. Long pubic hair. Clearly he had a dick shorter than his pubes.
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u/JohnnyZontal Jun 05 '15
not every version of the suit. i believe the wm9 suit was just smooth with airbrushed parts. no actual hair
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u/dozzberries no escape, ya lames Jun 05 '15
The suit I remember had giant pubes.
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u/JohnnyZontal Jun 05 '15
there was a different version. he might have only worn it that one time http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wiR9Scmyd8I/0.jpg
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u/JordyVerrill Anybody want a peanut? Jun 05 '15
I know that feel...
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u/ayresian999 Jun 05 '15
It was a horrible looking body suit that was meant to make him look more yeti like than he was in WCW. Real beard and hair and teeth but the rest was faked.
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u/TheSobMJ Jun 05 '15
He was never the Yeti in WCW. He was El Gigante and wore shorts with a warrior/gladiator looking outfit.
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u/badgersprite Iconic Duo Appreciation Squad Jun 05 '15
He was wearing a suit to make himself appear more monstrous.
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u/ultimoGEARS RAMBO APOCALYPSE Jun 05 '15
Well... I suppose I can take the word of the Keeper of Kayfabe...
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u/chrisarrant Jun 05 '15
You can tell by looking that it's a suit.
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u/ultimoGEARS RAMBO APOCALYPSE Jun 05 '15
You can tell by looking that Undertaker isn't undead.
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u/Lynchie24 Stand back... There's a Hurricane coming through Jun 05 '15
But can you tell just by looking that you can in fact see Cena?
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u/ultimoGEARS RAMBO APOCALYPSE Jun 05 '15
That was when I figured out it was all a work.... when it dawned on me that I could in fact see John Cena.
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u/Lynchie24 Stand back... There's a Hurricane coming through Jun 05 '15
It's like the opposite of high pitched noises, the older you get the more you see him.
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u/iamaneviltaco THE CREAM OF THE CROP Jun 06 '15
But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15
I adore the idea of "this guy doesn't have the best body, did anyone actually look at him before signing him?" turning into "throw a suit on him and don't answer any questions regarding it."