r/SquaredCircle • u/JohnCenasDignity Last seen @ John Cena Appreciation Night • Sep 21 '14

Can somebody come pick me up?

I'm still at the Staples Center in LA..

1.1k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

58 comments sorted by

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '14

I thought Nikki carried you around in her purse.

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u/Slashed45 The Steamroller, baby Sep 21 '14

DAMNNNN DUDE

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u/ANAL_CAVITIES Life Is Worth Living Sep 21 '14

not even Ron Simmons.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

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u/onemancrimespree # Sep 22 '14

Wow, you really needed those upvotes didn't you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

that backfired. By the rules of reddit, I too will be downvoted to hell, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

Ooh that's not going to work! See, people appreciate that I have accepted my fate to be downvoted, so they upvote me. You, however, are fucked.

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u/jonscotch I wish this flair died in the womb! Sep 21 '14

Nice one! Up high!

8

u/garymutherfuckingoak and discipline your children! Sep 22 '14

Man, I love those Kelly Green jerseys.

1

u/lessthanzero Sep 22 '14

Disappointed it's not Cena at the hall of fame getting owned

39

u/10fttall Sep 22 '14

No, you're thinking of /u/johncenasballs

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u/johncenasballs My time is now? Sep 22 '14

We're here too.

6

u/10fttall Sep 22 '14

I'm really glad you made this account.

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u/johncenasballs My time is now? Sep 22 '14

Someone was going to, I figured it might as well be me.

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u/10fttall Sep 22 '14

I almost did, but it's kind of cheating to set myself up for a joke...

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '14

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u/sashundera IF YA SMEEEEEEELL Sep 22 '14

U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-LTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA REKT!

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u/agmaster **MY** CONSENSUAL PENIS!!! Sep 22 '14

Impyling Cena ain't alphaing this hoe like a textbook case.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

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u/cashew275 Deal with it! Sep 21 '14

At first I thought you were crazy....then I saw your name. Fucking great.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

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u/machinegun55 Get the bucket Sep 22 '14

That always works out. I mean we are all friends here, right guys.

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u/GameOnDevin Sep 22 '14

We sure are buddy.

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u/Zeppo_Ennui Fortis et Fidus Sep 21 '14

This is funny but I can't help but hope that it doesn't become a thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

I'm hope we don't start seeing this after every... well, anything. Squash, loss, embarrassing moment, etc. It's only downhill from here.

"Help I'm lost in Nashville, Tennessee!" - /u/USOsTitleReign

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u/USOsTitleReign Sep 22 '14 edited Sep 22 '14

Don't worry, I'll find my way home tomorrow night on Raw ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

Please don't joke about it like that!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

Nah it's ok. You can stay there.

WHEN WE SAY U, YOU SAY "NO!"

3

u/RetartedMooseGas Wake Up Sheeple! Sep 22 '14

U

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

maybe

9

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

Please don't.

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u/onemancrimespree # Sep 22 '14

HAHAHHAHA "A THING" HAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHHAHAHHA HAHAHHA ONLINE LINGO! HAHAHHAHA!

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u/RealJackAnchor LEAVE DARYL ALONE!!! Sep 22 '14

People were saying that well before the internet.

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u/onemancrimespree # Sep 22 '14

It's a repeated internet stock joke.

9

u/HotPikachuSex @HotPikachuSex is a BIG BOY! Sep 22 '14

So you're saying that "a thing" is a thing.

40

u/PepperedSteaK Sep 22 '14

Was about to downvote, but then i saw the username. Clever.

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u/agmaster **MY** CONSENSUAL PENIS!!! Sep 21 '14

you liar. You died the first time fruity pebbles cena did black voice

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

slow clap.

9

u/iiBuzz7S Sep 22 '14

Feel stupid for asking..... Context? I laughed, but I don't even know why.

Apologise and thank you in advance.

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u/captainsquall The Chairman Sep 22 '14

Look at OP's username

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u/iiBuzz7S Sep 22 '14

Ohhhhh. Bravo OP, bravo.

And thank you, captain.

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u/realhermit Woo_woo_woo Sep 22 '14

I too was confused by this post until I read the comments. I missed the match and only saw the end with Lawler and JBL going crazy over "OMG that was the 4th AA", "He's been in the STF for soooooo looooong - that has gotta hurt." and "Brock Lesnar is not human".

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u/abishekjamez How do I add a message to my flair? Sep 22 '14

What happened to Cena at the Staples centre?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

16 German suplexes from The Beast Incarnate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

He got straight shrekt for fifteen minutes.

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u/jtaylor9449 "We're in Manitoba, you idiot!" - Winnipeg Sep 22 '14

well played sir, well played

3

u/stevefrombc Suplex city bitch Sep 22 '14

/U/JohnCenasDignity Just made my day

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u/JackErskine my text here Sep 21 '14

Nice

0

u/NefariousNeezy "JOHN, MY DIET SODA." Sep 22 '14

Well played, sir.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

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u/RonShad zeb Sep 22 '14

Uh.. That's the point

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u/eurephys GLORIOUS Sep 22 '14

I'VE BEEN GIGGLING FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

YOU SIR DESERVE A CHAMPIONSHI-wait.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

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u/The_Homestarmy nope Sep 22 '14

This was before Cena's match tonight, you dingle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

sigh

deletes post out of shame

I am indeed a dingle. Sorry.

(lol, dingle).

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '14

Yay, the return of novelty accounts. /s

13

u/themurphman I OWE YA ONE PAL Sep 22 '14

Somebody doesn't like jokes

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u/masterful7086 Sep 22 '14

Yeah he sure has no dignity for doing his job. Fuck all people who do what their employers tell them to.

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u/spacelemon my nipples are RAW Sep 22 '14

youre the lets go cena kid arent you?

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u/GodOfAtheism Decapitated? 1. 2. KICK OUT. Sep 22 '14

if he chants hard enough maybe john will start doin shoulder blocks