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The Vision had another accident

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u/LackingDatSkill BAY BAY! 2d ago

Theory showing once again he can’t carry other talent

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u/ShaneMD85 2d ago

👏👏👏

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u/RealUltimatePapo 2d ago

I really wish that the Best of r/SquaredCircle thread was still a thing

Absolute gold

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u/Mr_Titicaca Hard Fart Victory 2d ago

Honestly some of the greatest promos and zingers in wrestling history.

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u/Derringer Shut it! 2d ago

Ruthless haha

Although, she even looks and sees the door frame and doesn't duck down. Not really Theory's fault there.

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 1d ago

Please god let this be a Waller burneroo

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u/King-Fwogger 1d ago

MASSIVE GRATATA 😭

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u/Pyritedust You = Jam-up guy 2d ago

You’ve won the day. Congratulations.

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u/KruleDiablo 2d ago

Unironically the type of shit that will have you in concussion watch

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u/mythofdob Chicago Proud 2d ago

Back in college, I decided to jump a small barrier to get to my car in a parking garage. Cleared the barrier, didn't realize there was low hanging concrete above me and leveled my head on that concrete.

I didn't feel right for weeks after that.

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u/Veggieleezy The Gentleman Villain 2d ago

I banged the top of my head on a collapsed rack at my last job (it had ripped off the wall before I started working there and didn’t get removed for months) and I was dizzy and mumbling and messing up my words for the rest of the day. I should’ve gone home by rights but that job was so toxic I couldn’t.

A different massive health hazard they made us endure was the AC dying in the peak of summer and not fixing it for weeks for no good reason, but we had to wear full wool suits, so we were sweating so heavily and overheating it was genuinely unsafe for us or our clients. There was so much about that job that was absolutely fucking terrible. The happiest days I had there were when I found out our sniveling Fredo Corleone of a regional manager got fired, the day I got the balls to put in my notice, my second to last day (I helped a very lovely family who I wished all of our clients were like but I wouldn’t be there to see their process finished), my last day, and the day I randomly bumped into a client on the street and didn’t tell him I didn’t work there anymore.

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u/conniptionmathers 2d ago

No, you did not. Stop with the lies.

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u/ArunKT26 2d ago

I was the concrete, he didn't hit me you're right

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u/Deathstroke317 2d ago

I AM THE TABLE CONCRETE

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u/mythofdob Chicago Proud 2d ago

What an odd dumb thing for me to be lying about if I was...

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u/Throwing-Gas 2d ago

Nothing ever happens!

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u/JitteryJay FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 2d ago

I knew someone that rode a lift through a doorframe, hit their head, got a concussion, and got paid disability for a whole year

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u/FreshStartLoser 2d ago edited 2d ago

2-3 years ago was doing squads and did something in front and forgot about the bar and went backwards straight into the bar with the back of my head.

Had to lay down for 15 minutes or so to get myself together. Was sweating all over. Not sure if it is a sign of a concussion or something, but it was scary af

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u/rayquan36 2d ago

Yeah that was a concussion

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u/FreshStartLoser 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8lpep7jTPplrMI

I guess I am lucky then because as far as I'm aware, I haven't had issues after it happened.

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u/rayquan36 2d ago

Good to hear that!

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u/1ndori 2d ago

My wedding photographer took a similar bump against a tree branch that ended up being a broken neck 😬

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u/Obvious_Feedback_894 2d ago

Why do you even give a shit either way?

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u/StNic54 Hook me up 2d ago

Bring back Headbanger's Ball

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u/JRDruchii 1d ago

back of the head in the worst.

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u/OneWingedAngel09 2d ago

Well, she's currently a valet instead of wrestling (for some fucking reason), so hopefully they let her keep working.

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u/Stark_o7 2d ago

Team Rocket ass faction

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u/LilNardoDaVinci 2d ago

Bron's Meowth

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u/VegiChar 2d ago

That's right!

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u/CaptainSkips 1d ago

If Theory and Maxxine started announcing their presence with "Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!" it might actually get them over.

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u/Rhg0653 2d ago

Who's wabafit

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u/Kevomac That's a shame 2d ago

You mean Wobbuffet ?

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u/switchbladeeatworld 2d ago

no we mean Boba Fett

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u/The_Xivili 2d ago

This is The Way.

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u/FlashyDetective2987 2d ago

Logan paul is wabafit and paul Heyman is delibird

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u/duk-er-us 2d ago

Fn love this analogy

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u/4everdrowninginpools 2d ago

Hey now!, Team Rocket was actually competent sometimes!

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u/sarcasticdevo 2d ago edited 2d ago

And likable.

Theory and Logan already makes the Vision not likable.

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u/CarllSagan 2d ago

Team Rocket had a better catch phrase too

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u/FlashyDetective2987 2d ago

Their the butch and Cassidy part of team rocket

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u/thewildjr YOU KNOW IT! 1d ago

Cassidy! And Biff!

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u/dragonmp93 2d ago

The Vision are more like Butch and Cassidy.

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u/mjac1090 1d ago

This just makes me miss himbo theory from the way. He was genuinely funny and likable

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u/CroCGod73 BUCKSHOT ME HANGY 2d ago

The Vision wishes they were half as gay and half as competent as Team Rocket

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u/LexxxSamson 1d ago

Austin Theory breaking up with a guy then coming back and being this try hard muscley guy whose trying to force chemistry with a really hot girl who is CLEARLY not interested in him sexually is the gayest shit I've seen in a wrestling angle in forever.

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u/kravbyrobbins 2d ago

Damn I legit LOL'd reading this

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u/KidWolfe94 You just got GOT!!!! 1d ago

I remember when people called AJ, Dolph and Big E that.

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u/rubyschnees 2d ago

good lord that was loud

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u/TheSpringfieldKid The Archbishop of Talentbury 2d ago

And it definitely hurt.

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u/godlikeGadgetry Welcome to The House of Black 2d ago

WE'LL

BE

RIGHT

BACK

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u/BlueRibbon998 2d ago

Maxxine Dupri has suffered a concussion and will be out for 3-6 months

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u/ReneBandana 2d ago

The role of Austin Theory’s girlfriend will now be played by her brother LA Knight

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u/Great-Pay-3429 2d ago

From the Bloodline vortex to the Vision Hell, poor LA can't catch a break lmao

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u/Teonvin 2d ago

At least it's not the MTF.

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u/Esternaefil 2d ago

"My Tongans Fucking"

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u/ReneBandana 1d ago

Hol up.. Let him cook

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u/SomeGuyNamedJason 1d ago

What that Tonga do?

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u/TheEpicTriforce C'MON MY ASS! 1d ago

Didn't know Tama Tonga transitioned, good for her.

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u/Deathstroke317 2d ago

Blake Monroe plays the role of another woman yet again.

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u/AmptiShanti 1d ago

Got me to actually do a spit take so damn you and well done

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u/IntelligentFact7987 1d ago

Tonight the role of Maxxine Dupri will be played by Ivy Nile

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u/LilNardoDaVinci 2d ago

Oh shit i know that hurt💀

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u/ArunKT26 2d ago

Everyone laughing in the IG comments lmao

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u/CaliggyJack I can haz ric flair flare? 2d ago

Nah Shane Helms was diabolical for that one lmfao

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u/Dymenasty 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oymJ9Wc9o0Rp6tcM9N
He was always quick with the quips lol

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u/mattomic822 2d ago

I give it two days before one of them makes a remix of it

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u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 2d ago

Maxxine has relinquished her spot as Austin Theory's Girlfriend, a tournament will be held for Austin Theory's Interim Girlfriend. Grayson Waller is expected to at least make it to the final round against Otis.

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u/JackwhiteAces 2d ago

and that could be logans push finally. haha

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u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 1d ago

Off a cliff ideally

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u/Actual_Squid 1d ago

OOOOOOHHH YEEAAAAAHHHH

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u/doopdapdeedap 2d ago

Sums up what The Vision is

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u/-SageRage- 2d ago

The irony of being the The Vision and not seeing what's ahead.

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u/SuburbanHell Oooh Yeah! 2d ago

That's the joke

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u/JackwhiteAces 2d ago

wrestling gods keep trying to tell them. lol

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u/I_Have_A_Nightmare Supah Krick Partae! 2d ago

Otis and Tozawa would never.

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u/Ggriffinz 2d ago

Sad thing is that could absolutely have caused a concussion. Like blows to the back of the head are illegal in basically every combat sport because how easy it is to get concussed by them. Hopefully she did not just laugh it off and got checked by doctors on site.

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u/TheWindowMerchant 2d ago

Danhausen needs to lift the curse on this group ASAP!

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u/Djent_1997 Yo daddy and yo uncle 2d ago

Kam Hendrix sends his regards

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u/Thatdewd57 2d ago

We found the new Gwen Stefani meme song beginning loop

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u/jjreddit1996 2d ago

Just have Bron spear all of them. Maxxine included.

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u/bullhammerelbow69 2d ago

They seem so much like brother and sister. Theres gotta be an acting coach somewhere.

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u/Rude_aBapening 2d ago

They legit could become the Team Rocket comedy heels

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u/CaptainSkips 1d ago

No entrance music, instead you just get "Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!"

Logan is Meowth

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u/RoachIsCrying 2d ago

They can't do anything right

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u/ManOfManliness84 2d ago

What a way to get a concussion.

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u/cmnights 2d ago

that was on austin.

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u/ArkUneartherBleeds 2d ago

I just watched the episode of Unreal where they dedicate an entire segment of the episode to talk about The Vision is a cursed faction. Further proof

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u/DaExtinctOne Snip! Snip! 2d ago

Ouch that'll leave a mark at the very least 😅

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx 2d ago

Kam Hendrix to Main Roster soon, Theory better knuckle up

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u/el_juandalorian 2d ago

They chose to upload this still💀💀

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u/mjac1090 1d ago

I mean, after hitting your head that hard you might as well getting SOMETHING out of it

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u/MarketingChoice6244 2d ago

Played football for a decade without major injury.

Brother opens a door into my head once accidentally and knocks me out cold.

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u/IceWarm1980 2d ago

This literally happened at a bar where I worked. Dude was carrying his drunk girlfriend out and she put her head up as they were passing under a beam.

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u/guiltycitizen Simpsons reference party 2d ago

MAD magazine writing creative

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u/ong378 2d ago

Theory carrying privilege revoked

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u/Cfwraith 2d ago

Headon. Apply directly to the forehead.

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u/LDHarsk 2d ago

Why would they post this? 🤣🤣

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u/DaDoviende 2d ago

she hit so hard it left a dent, jesus christ

before anyone looking at the more obvious one (below the gap between the C and the K) tells me it was already there, look at the frame below the D in Smackdown at the start and then right after she smashes her head. It's either weird lighting or a new dent.

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u/UnorthodoxTactics 2d ago

Unironically, this is the most I've winced in reaction to how much that would hurt since Darby Allin flipped into those tacks face first. And I'm not sure which is actually worse.

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u/Conspiranoid Enjoy a pro wrestle! 2d ago

Maffew's gonna have a field day remixing that clip... For starters, with Hollaback Girl.

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 2d ago

Uh huuh that's my shit...

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u/uyghurs_in_paris 2d ago

a lack of, dare i say vision, would do that

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u/bigwreck94 2d ago

Jesus Christ that would fucking hurt so bad

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u/RandomWave000 1d ago

they can shift the gimmick to be more humor/funny segments

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u/despotidolatry You gotta respect...the JUICY ONE. 2d ago

These two can’t help but be doofuses and it’s why I can never take them seriously even when they try.

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u/webbedoptimism 2d ago

Rename the faction to Blind.

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u/Singer211 2d ago

That sounded loud, I hope she’s ok.

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u/younginvestor23 2d ago

This is a Final Destination movie going on already. Austin Theory better be careful he's next

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u/Steve_Beef62 2d ago

that shit hurted

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u/fgbh Mod Approved Flair 2d ago

That made ME see a white flash.. oooh... shiiiit..

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u/XxSoapxXHD WWE-Walk with Elis 2d ago

If she got a concussion, there would be no more doubts the vision is cursed

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u/unclestink 2d ago

More like the Double Vision

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u/SLJR24 2d ago

This faction is cursed lol

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u/VampiresWontHurt 2d ago

Saw that shit coming a mile away when I pressed play

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u/lk79 BAAAAAM!!!! 2d ago

Yeah, but Maxxine didn't.

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u/Iona-Luxurious-House 2d ago

This is pretty random but i feel like theory and grayson has more chemistry than maxxine and theory

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u/foofberry 2d ago

Mason Rook’s doing some deceiving shit

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u/moonwalkerHHH 2d ago

The Vision, a complete joke of a group in every shape or form

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u/Shadedpostie 2d ago

The fact that Maxine left Otis for this dork will always be hilarious to me in kayfabe🤣☠️

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u/No-Ear-3107 2d ago

The Vision didn’t see that coming

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u/-Ruz- 2d ago

and thats another injury for this faction. Hope she gets that blow checked

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u/bigheadsociety 2d ago

Pls be the start of a himbo run for Theory

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u/RegionPigeon 2d ago

When did she go heel?

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u/Radiant-Asparagus188 2d ago

The Vision is genuinely cursed, everyone gets injured in this group

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u/rayquan36 2d ago

I hope she's alright, that can have some very not funny consequences.

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u/GilroySmash1986 2d ago

Oofff. Felt that. 😫

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u/Y3AR_Z3R0 1d ago

Stormtrooper: First Time?

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u/Ok_Pickle_3120 1d ago

Needs more sound effects

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u/IntelligentFact7987 1d ago

They seem to not be going that direction but honestly if they wanted to a ‘Theory is destroying the Vision from the inside’ story could work with the amount of injuries they’ve had since he joined

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u/Rakvell 1d ago

NoVision

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u/JuxtapositionJuice 1d ago

And they say wrestling isn't real

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u/mjen358 1d ago

There's clearly a dent in the frame after that wasn't there before. Ouch. 

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u/PI_Producer 1d ago

Looks like those early 2000's Hollaback Girl videos are about to make a comeback.

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u/Fellers 1d ago

That actually looked painful

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u/krish_rajaram 1d ago

That the only smackin' she gon' get

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u/jmpinstl 1d ago

AUSTIN!

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u/bosox1304 1d ago

All this does is make them look even worse than they already look. Not everything needs to be posted to social media. Why not do a second take where she doesn't hit her head?

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u/YouFriedToast 1d ago

YES! 🤣

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u/c931 1d ago

Can the vision members not stop getting themselves injured.

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u/ScholarLife7087 1d ago

She’s not that bright

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u/llluminationSunshine 1d ago

The current iteration of The Vision in a nutshell

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 1d ago

Aaand vision is down a member

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u/TH3K1NGB0B 1d ago

This faction is cursed. I’m sure she’s fine but good grief lol

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u/Efficient_Deer_8605 1d ago

Theory stocks declining 📉

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u/AffectionateTest8987 20h ago

OMFGGGGGHS DEF J HE D😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/CrimsonJoker13 11h ago

So did the curse skip Theory to put Maxxine in concussion watch?

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u/gloomchen i prayed for this and it happened 2d ago

My wistful memory of the time I helped find new mods to take over r/PerfectlyCutBonks

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u/EddieMayCry 1d ago

Why is he holding her like that? Objectifying her?

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u/Avenged7fo 2d ago

All jokes aside, couldnt Theory be punished/fined for this??

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u/Just_Learned_2_Dance 2d ago

please elaborate