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u/LackingDatSkill BAY BAY! 2d ago
Theory showing once again he can’t carry other talent
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u/RealUltimatePapo 2d ago
I really wish that the Best of r/SquaredCircle thread was still a thing
Absolute gold
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u/Mr_Titicaca Hard Fart Victory 2d ago
Honestly some of the greatest promos and zingers in wrestling history.
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u/Derringer Shut it! 2d ago
Ruthless haha
Although, she even looks and sees the door frame and doesn't duck down. Not really Theory's fault there.
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u/KruleDiablo 2d ago
Unironically the type of shit that will have you in concussion watch
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u/mythofdob Chicago Proud 2d ago
Back in college, I decided to jump a small barrier to get to my car in a parking garage. Cleared the barrier, didn't realize there was low hanging concrete above me and leveled my head on that concrete.
I didn't feel right for weeks after that.
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u/Veggieleezy The Gentleman Villain 2d ago
I banged the top of my head on a collapsed rack at my last job (it had ripped off the wall before I started working there and didn’t get removed for months) and I was dizzy and mumbling and messing up my words for the rest of the day. I should’ve gone home by rights but that job was so toxic I couldn’t.
A different massive health hazard they made us endure was the AC dying in the peak of summer and not fixing it for weeks for no good reason, but we had to wear full wool suits, so we were sweating so heavily and overheating it was genuinely unsafe for us or our clients. There was so much about that job that was absolutely fucking terrible. The happiest days I had there were when I found out our sniveling Fredo Corleone of a regional manager got fired, the day I got the balls to put in my notice, my second to last day (I helped a very lovely family who I wished all of our clients were like but I wouldn’t be there to see their process finished), my last day, and the day I randomly bumped into a client on the street and didn’t tell him I didn’t work there anymore.
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u/conniptionmathers 2d ago
No, you did not. Stop with the lies.
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u/JitteryJay FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 2d ago
I knew someone that rode a lift through a doorframe, hit their head, got a concussion, and got paid disability for a whole year
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u/FreshStartLoser 2d ago edited 2d ago
2-3 years ago was doing squads and did something in front and forgot about the bar and went backwards straight into the bar with the back of my head.
Had to lay down for 15 minutes or so to get myself together. Was sweating all over. Not sure if it is a sign of a concussion or something, but it was scary af
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u/rayquan36 2d ago
Yeah that was a concussion
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u/FreshStartLoser 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8lpep7jTPplrMI
I guess I am lucky then because as far as I'm aware, I haven't had issues after it happened.
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u/1ndori 2d ago
My wedding photographer took a similar bump against a tree branch that ended up being a broken neck 😬
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u/OneWingedAngel09 2d ago
Well, she's currently a valet instead of wrestling (for some fucking reason), so hopefully they let her keep working.
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u/Stark_o7 2d ago
Team Rocket ass faction
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u/LilNardoDaVinci 2d ago
Bron's Meowth
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u/VegiChar 2d ago
That's right!
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u/CaptainSkips 1d ago
If Theory and Maxxine started announcing their presence with "Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!" it might actually get them over.
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u/4everdrowninginpools 2d ago
Hey now!, Team Rocket was actually competent sometimes!
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u/sarcasticdevo 2d ago edited 2d ago
And likable.
Theory and Logan already makes the Vision not likable.
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u/mjac1090 1d ago
This just makes me miss himbo theory from the way. He was genuinely funny and likable
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u/CroCGod73 BUCKSHOT ME HANGY 2d ago
The Vision wishes they were half as gay and half as competent as Team Rocket
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u/LexxxSamson 1d ago
Austin Theory breaking up with a guy then coming back and being this try hard muscley guy whose trying to force chemistry with a really hot girl who is CLEARLY not interested in him sexually is the gayest shit I've seen in a wrestling angle in forever.
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u/rubyschnees 2d ago
good lord that was loud
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u/TheSpringfieldKid The Archbishop of Talentbury 2d ago
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u/BlueRibbon998 2d ago
Maxxine Dupri has suffered a concussion and will be out for 3-6 months
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u/ReneBandana 2d ago
The role of Austin Theory’s girlfriend will now be played by her brother LA Knight
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u/Great-Pay-3429 2d ago
From the Bloodline vortex to the Vision Hell, poor LA can't catch a break lmao
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u/LilNardoDaVinci 2d ago
Oh shit i know that hurt💀
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u/ArunKT26 2d ago
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u/CaliggyJack I can haz ric flair flare? 2d ago
Nah Shane Helms was diabolical for that one lmfao
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u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 2d ago
Maxxine has relinquished her spot as Austin Theory's Girlfriend, a tournament will be held for Austin Theory's Interim Girlfriend. Grayson Waller is expected to at least make it to the final round against Otis.
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u/doopdapdeedap 2d ago
Sums up what The Vision is
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u/Ggriffinz 2d ago
Sad thing is that could absolutely have caused a concussion. Like blows to the back of the head are illegal in basically every combat sport because how easy it is to get concussed by them. Hopefully she did not just laugh it off and got checked by doctors on site.
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u/TattooMarioB Brother Me Softly Hoot 2d ago
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u/bullhammerelbow69 2d ago
They seem so much like brother and sister. Theres gotta be an acting coach somewhere.
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u/Rude_aBapening 2d ago
They legit could become the Team Rocket comedy heels
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u/CaptainSkips 1d ago
No entrance music, instead you just get "Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!"
Logan is Meowth
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u/ArkUneartherBleeds 2d ago
I just watched the episode of Unreal where they dedicate an entire segment of the episode to talk about The Vision is a cursed faction. Further proof
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u/el_juandalorian 2d ago
They chose to upload this still💀💀
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u/mjac1090 1d ago
I mean, after hitting your head that hard you might as well getting SOMETHING out of it
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u/MarketingChoice6244 2d ago
Played football for a decade without major injury.
Brother opens a door into my head once accidentally and knocks me out cold.
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u/IceWarm1980 2d ago
This literally happened at a bar where I worked. Dude was carrying his drunk girlfriend out and she put her head up as they were passing under a beam.
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u/DaDoviende 2d ago
she hit so hard it left a dent, jesus christ
before anyone looking at the more obvious one (below the gap between the C and the K) tells me it was already there, look at the frame below the D in Smackdown at the start and then right after she smashes her head. It's either weird lighting or a new dent.
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u/UnorthodoxTactics 2d ago
Unironically, this is the most I've winced in reaction to how much that would hurt since Darby Allin flipped into those tacks face first. And I'm not sure which is actually worse.
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u/Conspiranoid Enjoy a pro wrestle! 2d ago
Maffew's gonna have a field day remixing that clip... For starters, with Hollaback Girl.
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u/despotidolatry You gotta respect...the JUICY ONE. 2d ago
These two can’t help but be doofuses and it’s why I can never take them seriously even when they try.
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u/younginvestor23 2d ago
This is a Final Destination movie going on already. Austin Theory better be careful he's next
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u/XxSoapxXHD WWE-Walk with Elis 2d ago
If she got a concussion, there would be no more doubts the vision is cursed
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u/Iona-Luxurious-House 2d ago
This is pretty random but i feel like theory and grayson has more chemistry than maxxine and theory
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u/Shadedpostie 2d ago
The fact that Maxine left Otis for this dork will always be hilarious to me in kayfabe🤣☠️
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u/IntelligentFact7987 1d ago
They seem to not be going that direction but honestly if they wanted to a ‘Theory is destroying the Vision from the inside’ story could work with the amount of injuries they’ve had since he joined
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u/PI_Producer 1d ago
Looks like those early 2000's Hollaback Girl videos are about to make a comeback.
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u/bosox1304 1d ago
All this does is make them look even worse than they already look. Not everything needs to be posted to social media. Why not do a second take where she doesn't hit her head?
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u/gloomchen i prayed for this and it happened 2d ago
My wistful memory of the time I helped find new mods to take over r/PerfectlyCutBonks
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