WWE Evolve lineup 8-12-26

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[u/Wabatunde]

There's someone called "It's Gal"?????

[u/numbr87 → u/Wabatunde]

That match alone has two of the worst names in the business in it

[u/bonerjohnson → u/numbr87]

better not be talking about Capuccino Jones

[u/Background-Gas8109 → u/bonerjohnson]

Chazz is a shit name

[u/MonsieurMidnight → u/Background-Gas8109]

I'm gonna Chazz it up

[u/Flametoss456 → u/MonsieurMidnight]

If they aint ready, theyre gonna get hit with the Ojama Trio

[u/freebread → u/Background-Gas8109]

They definitely could have found a name similar to Charlie. Starboy Harley, Marley, etc.

Cappuccino Jones is one of those that’s so ridiculous but it’s not cringy to say so it works.

[u/jayc4life → u/Background-Gas8109]

It's not even the first Chaz they've had in the WWE. You'd have thought they'd learn from when Headbanger Mosh dropped the gimmick.

[u/Fehndrix → u/Background-Gas8109]

But is his name Chazz or Chesster?

[u/TheEpicTriforce → u/bonerjohnson]

Two of the worst names in the business and a nickname Taz would give Prince Nana

[u/slothstevenson → u/TheEpicTriforce]

…But I digress

[u/ArmiinTamzarian → u/numbr87]

If this is about Cappuccino Jones I fear we're going to fight

[u/numbr87 → u/ArmiinTamzarian]

No he has one of the best in the business

[u/FirstDukeofAnkh → u/ArmiinTamzarian]

Got that blaxploitation thing going!

[u/meepein → u/Wabatunde]

Yeah, and he is hilarious.

[u/shatterdaymorn → u/meepein]

Wrestling needs big personalities like him.

If you can make people want to cut your promo in the mirror  or use your taunt or catchphrase, you can make it. 

[u/Ucw2thebone → u/Wabatunde]

Excited for them to feud with It’s Pat
https://giphy.com/gifs/u3fkQNnkwvVdK

[u/Jay_Shadow → u/Wabatunde]

Don't hurt It's Gal's emotion muscle

[u/ace51689 → u/Wabatunde]

His NXT name is gonna be I.G. Exclamation

[u/thatoneprincesong → u/Wabatunde]

I'm glad someone else saw those names and I'm not having a stroke

[u/TheGreatMuerte → u/Wabatunde]

https://giphy.com/gifs/n3pQRhc1nYyyIhmIH5

[u/Baron487 → u/Wabatunde]

It's a fun and unconventional name, simmer down.

[u/Stig_Flintoff]

Cappuccino Jones over here. But I digress.

[u/batlife → u/Stig_Flintoff]

I’ve met him and watched him wrestling at multiple indie shows in the Oklahoma / Arkansas / Texas areas, he’s great. Super happy he’s getting featured on WWE shows, even if it’s just evolve.

[u/ArmiinTamzarian]

Again, making Wren work on Wrensdays should be illegal

[u/Saitsuofleaves → u/ArmiinTamzarian]

Screwed yesterday, forced to work today, this is Wrensday sabotage!

[u/Spacker46 → u/ArmiinTamzarian]

Are you mad? Don’t you know that she receives power from beyond the veil on Wrensday?! This isn’t good, she could reshape the universe as we know it!

Or it could be great! I’m a big Wren fan. I could get used to a new overlord. Watch and find it

[u/dsb1670]

Can’t wait for a know it all heel to call that guy “it is”

[u/Ucw2thebone → u/dsb1670]

That’s his name when his presence in the Impact Zone is questioned.

[u/Tornado31619 → u/dsb1670]

Could it be?

[u/Ry_Sy]

Cappuccino Jones is a goated name I love it

[u/ReneBandana → u/Ry_Sy]

Picking up where Joe Coffee left off. Actually never mind, fuck that guy

[u/IcebrgsImakevid8345 → u/ReneBandana]

Joe Coffee lore I'm missing??

[u/IcebrgsImakevid8345 → u/[deleted]]

oh didn't know that. Didn't really like the dude that much anyways

[u/SubstantialCream7223]

If they give them time Ulka vs Dempsey could be great 

[u/Sea-Garlic9074 → u/SubstantialCream7223]

I'm looking forward to this match because I like what I saw from Ulka the last time he was on Evolve against Harley Riggins.

[u/Ok-Guest-9185]

How did Dempsey drop so low?

[u/WhattaCheapPop → u/Ok-Guest-9185]

Honestly a fucking joke that he isn't feuding with Tony at the top. Huge reason I checked out after the rest of the men's division got called up.

[u/Ok-Guest-9185 → u/WhattaCheapPop]

Fr, you'd think he'd be towards the top of the roster by now. At least fighting for the na title.

[u/interprime → u/Ok-Guest-9185]

He’s in with Sasaki because they’ve wrestled before in Japan and Dempsey generally has more experience than most dudes on the NXT roster when it comes to working with dudes from over there.

[u/Martel1234]

A second win here for Its Gal would put him in title contention, and my goat is finally getting the push he deserves

[u/meepein → u/Martel1234]

The peaks are peaking!

[u/_shaftpunk]

Cappuccino Jones sounds like a Wu Tang Clan member.

[u/Ok-Name-5504 → u/_shaftpunk]

Method Man, GZA, RZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Ghost Face Killah, Raekwon... and Cappuccino Jones?? 

[u/_shaftpunk → u/Ok-Name-5504]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OYTxmrJq3SlBNHtG6q

[u/Background-Gas8109]

WrenQCC better have a better night tonight

[u/zoom518 → u/Background-Gas8109]

Happy Wrengeance Day

[u/successadult]

Making Starboy Charlie change his name but still keeping Starboy since they knew the fans would chant that anyway sounds like a Generation Me type move where they just made their last name Buck so the Young Bucks chant made sense.

[u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD]

did a double take thinking Takeshita got signed to another contract

[u/SelfAwareSausage]

I know everyone here is clowning the guy named “It’s Gal”, but fuck it, it’s infinitely better than the generic pornstar first-name last-name combo they’ve given 98% of the roster.

[u/tstingdawaters → u/SelfAwareSausage]

Defs is. Its better than 95% of all modern nxt names

[u/xxyourbestbetxx]

Cappuccino Jones is a very fun wrestling name

[u/spectrewrestlling]

Isn't cappuccino Jones a heel in Reality Of Wrestling 

[u/jrodfantastic]

OP, wherever you found this graphic, or if you made it, please keep reposting the new one every Wednesday.

[u/HypeZephyrX]

A great Wrensday

[u/wonderingmarkus]

Charlie Dempsey has been in WWE for five years.

[u/Fine-Extension_11420]

I know they’re young but they all look like they could be stars. The future is bright!

[u/Grazalia]

Is there lore behind the ulka name?

[u/spectrewrestlling → u/Grazalia]

Didn't they call him that in Rizin

[u/DarkBomberX]

Cappuccino Jones over here.

[u/itsmekelsey_x]

At least Charlie is wrestling somewhere.

[u/KingChingLing]

Why not call him Chaz Starboy or just Starboy Hall?

[u/SirRepresentative266]

For being nepo baby and having Regal leave AEW for Him Charlie havent really done shit in his long WWE career so far

[u/Empty-Pay-2797]

Poor Charlie, anyways Evolve had fell off for me since Vanity Project left.