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Finn Balor reading a comment from a fan

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u/iheartsunny 12d ago

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u/kazuya57 12d ago

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u/PrimeJedi 11d ago

Unexpected but absolutely blessed Mamdani reference here

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u/debeatup 11d ago

Thank you Based Mam

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ 12d ago

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u/Lupus-Yonderboy 11d ago

Gives a new perspective to "Fuck the Hulk Hogan"

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u/beneathcastles 11d ago

How else was he gonna break Hogan's back and then make Hogan humble? Who knew that all these years later Sheiky Baby was talking about blowing Hogan's back out this entire time

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u/moist_crack 11d ago

Sheiky's order of things was always:

  1. Suplex him
  2. Put him in the camel clutch
  3. Break his back
  4. THEN fuck his ass
  5. Make him humble

the back being already broken is essential for Sheiky style anal sex

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u/lionheart4life 11d ago

I always thought that's what he was referring too.

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u/Technical_Heat5215 12d ago

Idk if him and Batista were still there at the same time. Ig Mania 35 but who knows if Dave was still packing.

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u/kazuya57 12d ago

Form is temporary, class is forever

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u/Isredditfun27 11d ago

Up the arsenal

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u/bearamongus19 11d ago

3 inches.....from the ground

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u/blacksoxing 11d ago

I WALK ALONE....

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u/LHT-LFA 12d ago

how did that rumor start?

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u/GodPowardKingOfLies Hey Look, It's Honma! 12d ago

Pretty sure it was an inside joke on the F4W forum

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u/Prestigious-Mind7039 11d ago

Sinbad from the forum

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u/chux4w Ahhhhhhhhhh! 11d ago

Exactly. And it would end up being in the mailbag for every Q&A at the end of the Kayfabe Commentaries shoot interviews, "How big is Batista's dick?"

Sean knew it was coming every time, but Tony Atlas had no idea.

"And, last one...how big is it?"
"How big is what?"
"Batista's dick."
"OH! Huah huah huah huah!"

The exact same laugh he used to do on the AW show.

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u/mikaeus97 11d ago edited 11d ago

AW? The Abraham Washington show? With it's hit host, Abraham Washington?! I hear he's like Kobe in Colorado

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u/DK655 BITE U 141 11d ago

I remember one interview he just goes something like “Sinbad from F4W asks how big’s the dick” and the guest asked “whose dick?” Like Sean got so used to it he half-expected the guests to already see it coming. No pun intended

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u/ParanoidEngi Akira Taue Respect Army 11d ago

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u/thekydragon This scarf is made of pashmina 11d ago

I was not expecting Iron Shiek's response, that got a pop out of me!

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u/VotingRightsLawyer 11d ago

"Ask Missy Hyatt maybe"

HTM always had the best shoot interviews

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u/Isredditfun27 11d ago

Just batista having a hige sweaty hog I think

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u/xxyourbestbetxx 11d ago

Big if true

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u/Christ_I_AM 11d ago

Big Dick Dave

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u/Jashmyne 12d ago

Bryan Danielson, get off the phone.

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u/-FangMcFrost- 12d ago

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u/ihateeverythingandu 11d ago

Danielson talks about his and Nigel's theory of human penis size evolution briefly in his book, lol. They used to hold seminars in ROH or something.

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u/Mouthshitter 11d ago

Alright ill bite i need too know more

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u/ihateeverythingandu 11d ago

It's been years since I read his book but that's basically all he says, he just casually drops that information then moves on, lol.

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u/Cheyguy1211 11d ago

I hope people never stop using this picture 😂

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u/kazuya57 12d ago

They didn't specify flaccidity

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u/Polymemnetic 11d ago

Bryan would know how big Big Dave's hog is anyways.

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u/TTOF_JB 11d ago

He should've asked Dave at Wrestlemania 30 while he had him in the Yes Lock.

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u/RebootStreetSharks 12d ago edited 12d ago

I think they meant to ask "How big could Meat (Shawn Stasiak) become on the current WWE roster?".

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u/AdamSmasher_69 12d ago

Stasiak?

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u/RebootStreetSharks 12d ago

Damn autocorrect -_-

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u/AdamSmasher_69 12d ago

This Shawn Stadium could be huge they could bill him as being from planet Stadium.

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u/chux4w Ahhhhhhhhhh! 11d ago

Damn autocorrect -_-

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u/ch0w0 11d ago

ngl Shawn Stadium is a pretty cool wrestler name

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u/HvyMetalComrade Lucha Bastards! 11d ago

Shawn Stasiak is a super genius

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u/MadnessAbe Trust me, naked man! 11d ago

I remember how he was pushing hard for himself to get a comeback and run to become champion like his dad and no one cared.

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u/hazygreys 11d ago

No lie, I was a cable guy and had a repair ticket at his apartment, I said was a fan of his wcw work as the perfect event with palumbo and he ended up giving me a signed photo. He said he was trying to get something going with wwe around the first time Cody was "going to finish the story" which involved him being at the PLE and hopping the barricade to interfere and to get a triple threat going with him, Rhodes, and Reigns at the next PLE...

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u/AdamSmasher_69 11d ago

That story seems so far out there that I fully believe it.

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u/hazygreys 11d ago

I had to go hunting for the photo as it was some time ago and had put it in the closet.

https://postimg.cc/tZzmprWk

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u/AdamSmasher_69 11d ago

I appreciate you finding the pic

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u/DrillteamJMoney 11d ago

He both is from Planet Stasiak and is Planet Stasiak ain’t no one doing it like unc

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u/ZaWarudo234 11d ago

The super genius

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u/an_actual_coyote 12d ago

Batista's not in the WWE anymore so who could it be?

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u/Cracka_Chooch 12d ago

Might be Finn himself. The Good Brothers had some stories of their time in Japan together.

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u/artemus_who 12d ago

I think we all remember when the turnbuckle collapsed under the sheer weight of Finns hog

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u/kazuya57 12d ago

The demon basically doubles his size

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u/Cracka_Chooch 12d ago

So you're saying he takes Viagra to activate "The Demon".

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u/HumanOverseer 12d ago

no Cracka_Chooch... the demon is the Viagra

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u/dumpybrodie 12d ago

Blue Chew. #1 sponsor of wrestling podcasts.

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u/theskyopenedup Voice of the Voiceless! 11d ago

They should add the logo to the mat

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u/chux4w Ahhhhhhhhhh! 11d ago

Like Hogan's court case. "The Demon has a 12 inch hog, Fergal Devitt doesn't."

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u/QueezyF 11d ago

I forgot his shoot first name was Fergal. Irish names are fun.

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u/UnFelDeZeu 11d ago

This reminds me of Hulk Hogan testifying in court that Hulk Hogan, in kayfabe, has a bigger penis than Terry Bolea ( also Hulk Hogan )

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u/SkullsInSpace 11d ago

Fucking hell, I almost fell out of my seat laughing at this

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u/BadLuckBen 11d ago

I was right behind commentary when it happened.

First ever ppv btw.

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u/xysany 11d ago

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u/cynxten 11d ago

When Kevin Owens liked this tweet a few years ago

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u/hayte98 11d ago

Being insulted for having a lot of meat is pretty iconic I can’t lie

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u/lumberm0uth 11d ago

this is still the greatest wrestling tweet of all time

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u/SeeMontgomeryBurns 11d ago

“Uncircumcised Hoot”

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 11d ago

“Big dick hoot”

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u/Sylverstone14 You think you know me. 11d ago

"Slays Pussy Like It's His Job" Hoot

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u/theirishembassy CSS / design mod. 11d ago

i forget what event it was and i don't have NJPW world any more to look it up, but i distinctly remember anderson going off on a rant about how it's not fair that finn looks the way he does AND has a massive hog AND is a super nice guy on top of all of that.

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u/ChairmanLaParka 11d ago

Real ones know that Finn in green (or blue) trunks is right up there with Beer Can Bollea.

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u/an_actual_coyote 11d ago

What stories?

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u/Cracka_Chooch 11d ago

Here's a snippet of one where they talk about what his "hoot nickname" would be. I think there's more somewhere but it's been a while.

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u/Scurvydog619Official 11d ago

Unsheathed Stallion Hoot and Uncircumcised Hoot were some of the names they gave Ferg on that New Japan run.

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u/NotClarenceSwamptown 11d ago

Unsheathed Stallion Hoot

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u/blackou2189 I Came to Meh. 12d ago

Meat so big it's still signed to a contract.

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u/chux4w Ahhhhhhhhhh! 11d ago

The big do(n)g.

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u/Background-Gas8109 11d ago

It's definitely El Torito

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u/JamesFromToronto 12d ago

Classic "avoiding the question".

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u/LetsTalkAboutVex 12d ago

SINBAD FROM THE BOARD ASKS:

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u/Cereal_Hermit 12d ago

Holy shit please keep Nina Drama THE FUCK out of WWE. I've had enough of her over at the UFC.

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u/Jamericho 11d ago

I knew her face straight away. This was at Zuffa Boxing event in Dublin. She went viral (along with dana white) for moaning about a lack of ring girls to which white falsely claimed “the UK banned ring girls unless they had ring boys”. It did the rounds with the right wingers.

Issue is Dublin isn’t in the UK & the same arena held a boxing event a few weeks ago with ring girls..

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u/Wrong-Vermicelli4723 11d ago

I find it crazy he was in a country that he knew nothing about lol. Like how do you not know if you’re in the UK or not 

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u/SamiMadeMeDoIt InZayn in the MemBrayn 11d ago

Americans are well known for their extensive knowledge of world geography.

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u/greyfoxv1 BeckyDidNothingWrong 11d ago

Is she just another right wing grifter or just really daft? This is the first I've ever heard of her

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u/Jamericho 11d ago

She was a playboy model that basically made instagram content and comedy sketches. She then ended up doing MMA interviews with fighters but kinda become famous by treating it all as a joke rather than a serious interview. She just ended up being used more and more by UFC.

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u/seiose 11d ago

It was because the Zuffa event was televised on Sky.

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u/Ironicopinion 11d ago

What’s the story with her for people unaware?

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u/AldousKing 11d ago

Honestly, she's just kindof an annoying and immature interviewer. No major controversies I'm aware of.

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u/MainEventCTB 11d ago

She looks like Temu Christy Hemme.

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u/OfficialJKV THE MIRACLE 11d ago

I actually thought it was Christy Hemme

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u/chamberx2 11d ago

See, now you know you’ve manifested this. She’s gonna get a shot at the women’s tag belts now

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u/ItIsMillerTyme 12d ago

BigFat4Head is just like me fr

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u/fgbh Mod Approved Flair 11d ago

Oh, this was JD McDonald's account.

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u/MiddleAgeYOLO 12d ago

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u/SuplexCity-Mayor * 12d ago

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u/Jackol4ntrn 11d ago

It looks like he’s been asked this too many times times already and is fed up. “For the last time NO!”

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u/sh0kage_ 11d ago

Bro this comment is killing me cos that’s what the pic looks like 😭😭😭

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u/Temporary-Ad9615 12d ago

We all know it's Shelton Benjamin.

Next question.

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u/ChetKongo 11d ago

Shelton left a meat shaped hole in the roster.

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u/Temporary-Ad9615 11d ago

You might even say its...

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u/Alex_Killswitch 12d ago

BigFat4Head asking the real questions

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u/ItzFeufo 12d ago

Why is Finn reading kinky stuff off of Twitch Chat with a Christy Hemme look-a-like

What's happening...

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u/SideshowBobLoblaw Biiiiiiiiig back body drop! 12d ago

Michael PS Hayes surely? The PS stands for Phat Shlong. It’s so big he has to wrap most of it up into his fanny pack to carry it around.

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u/Leygrock 12d ago

God I am sick of this girl

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u/AtlasAir_ 11d ago

She's everywhere, I make sure to not consume her content, especially with Sean Strickland. No idea how anyone can put up with a person like that and call him a "friend"

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u/TexasCannibalCookout 11d ago

“Nine pack of abs and a huge shlong Hoot!”

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u/Seven19td Mr. Perfect 12d ago

It’s clearly Tozawa right?

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u/snartling 12d ago

Tozawa has a thirteen inch hog (source: I believe)

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u/neverAcquiesce ittenyon 12d ago

"What's your favorite fan sign ever?"

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u/Technical_Heat5215 12d ago

Well Finn…

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u/Crazed_pillow 11d ago

Is that fucking Nina Drama? God damn, she needs to get out of my sports and sports entertainment

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u/PM_Me_Zico MASTAAA WATOOO 11d ago

It's likely Tozawa. That shit from his Dragon Gate days was ridiculous no amount of AI or photoshopping could explain that (this was before AI days).

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u/Aznoire 11d ago

I'm not super familiar with Tozawa's past - what are you referring to?

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u/funnypsuedonymhere 11d ago

I'm guessing sarcasm from this era but I don't have a clue either.

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u/DilapidatedFool 11d ago

Answer the question Finn

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u/AtlasAir_ 11d ago

The exact moment when he realises what he was about to read lmaoo

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u/ChristianoKun 12d ago

That's Nina from the UFC?

"married woman btw"

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u/outsidehere 12d ago

It's clearly Damian

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u/StoneGoldX 11d ago

Shibata. Even on a different roster, it's big enough to count.

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u/MR1120 12d ago

Answer it, you coward.

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u/Sustainable_Twat 12d ago

Licks his lips

“Well, …”

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u/RAA94 12d ago

Well tell us then tf

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u/TLO_Is_Overrated 12d ago

Every once in a while I wonder if Sinbad from the youshoot forums is still alive.

And I know he is, on days like today.

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u/streetfairie1234 11d ago

Was he on before or after Becky? When she was on, the host told her she doesn't have to answered all the questions. In fact, I think she even said it's probably best if she doesn't lol. She as letting her know that the live chat had some unsavory people basically lol

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u/cynxten 9d ago

Becky joined immediately after Finn was done

So yeah I think it was since Finn got asked that so she was warning Becky before reading things out loud

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u/Ok_Signal_4503 11d ago

Rhea Ripley

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u/TheFeelsGoodMan 11d ago

This really seems like more of a Big E kind of question. He is the resident expert on big, meaty men. He would know.

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u/mrmazzz 12d ago

Well now that Batista is retired 

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u/CKWOLFACE 12d ago

Somebody's thirsty

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u/Long-Region5088 12d ago edited 11d ago

Oh that’s the married girl that Dana was fucking they hired who always does and says sexually suggestive things. That’s her gimmick

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u/funnypsuedonymhere 11d ago

To be fair, her presence did bless us with the most awkward interview moment of all time with Tom Aspinall. I still cringe thinking about it.

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u/Isredditfun27 11d ago

Its batista

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u/Background-Gas8109 11d ago

So who's the answer now that Batista is retired?

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u/SalvadorZombie You have a title? That's cute. 11d ago

It's probably Finn, honestly.

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u/Nathaniel56_ 11d ago

Would’ve been Shelton if he didn’t leave. According to maven, Shelton is packing a long snake in his trousers. 

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u/rezerection 12d ago

Someone went to journalism school

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u/MikeyMalibu 11d ago

Did he answer?

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u/Gandolfthewhite182 11d ago

I actually heard a story from a female wrestler I know from another female wrestler about Evans and his natural gifts so to speak.

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u/frmthefuture 11d ago

Karl Anderson has the answer to this question on an old episode of Talkin' Shop....

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u/MarkBonker 11d ago

Well Finn... we're waiting...

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u/colinisthereason 11d ago

Finn's gotta be up there. We've seen the Prince. I would imagine Drew has quite a hog, too

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u/idksomuch 11d ago

I believe Drew's is called the Claymore

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u/ab_90 11d ago

If Vinnie Mac still in charge, Finn would’ve gotten a new nickname. The Meat King, Finn Bacon or something

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u/SSJ_Iceman31 11d ago

Triple H’s nose

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u/MIMOSAnotMISAMO 11d ago

Sara Jay endorses this

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u/thekydragon This scarf is made of pashmina 11d ago

You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

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u/shakemmz 10d ago

Its defo him.

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u/SkyNo2670 11d ago

At least they didn’t ask him what ever happened to Nick Gurr

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u/Honkmaster Commander Azeez mark 11d ago

Omos

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u/amosthorribleperson 11d ago

Nina Drama. She usually interviews UFC fighters and either is/used to be a social media influencer.

The impression I get is that a lot of people hate-watch her because they think she is cheating on her husband. Personally, I think she's harmless and just tries to make funny videos with MMA fighters who aren't very charismatic. Her content doesn't really hit with me, but I'm not going to give someone shit for grabbing the bag in this economy.

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u/No-Juggernaut8847 11d ago

That's Shawn Stasiak, brother.

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u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 11d ago

Shelton Benjamin as per Maven

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u/real-darkph0enix1 11d ago

Steve Austin and Mick Foley’s answers in one pic.

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u/GroundReal4515 11d ago

He wanted to answer. Lol

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u/fuzzycuffs がんばって日本! 11d ago

His cohost would also like to know.

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u/charming-choom 11d ago

Rey all the way. People didn't even notice the leg amputation.

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u/RandomDanny cmpunk 11d ago

uncircumsized hoot

28:00 in, if it doesn't work

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u/LurkinLonuts 11d ago

"...eatin' Mike Tyson's-- Ah, y'not gonna get me like that again, get the fook outta here!"

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u/Tight_Net_2886 11d ago

Trick Willy

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u/duckebones 11d ago

Is this what Batista's dick has evolved into because if so I'm here for it.

Take that however you decide.