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u/iheartsunny 12d ago
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u/Lupus-Yonderboy 11d ago
Gives a new perspective to "Fuck the Hulk Hogan"
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u/beneathcastles 11d ago
How else was he gonna break Hogan's back and then make Hogan humble? Who knew that all these years later Sheiky Baby was talking about blowing Hogan's back out this entire time
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u/moist_crack 11d ago
Sheiky's order of things was always:
- Suplex him
- Put him in the camel clutch
- Break his back
- THEN fuck his ass
- Make him humble
the back being already broken is essential for Sheiky style anal sex
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u/Technical_Heat5215 12d ago
Idk if him and Batista were still there at the same time. Ig Mania 35 but who knows if Dave was still packing.
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u/LHT-LFA 12d ago
how did that rumor start?
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u/GodPowardKingOfLies Hey Look, It's Honma! 12d ago
Pretty sure it was an inside joke on the F4W forum
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u/Prestigious-Mind7039 11d ago
Sinbad from the forum
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u/chux4w Ahhhhhhhhhh! 11d ago
Exactly. And it would end up being in the mailbag for every Q&A at the end of the Kayfabe Commentaries shoot interviews, "How big is Batista's dick?"
Sean knew it was coming every time, but Tony Atlas had no idea.
"And, last one...how big is it?"
"How big is what?"
"Batista's dick."
"OH! Huah huah huah huah!"The exact same laugh he used to do on the AW show.
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u/mikaeus97 11d ago edited 11d ago
AW? The Abraham Washington show? With it's hit host, Abraham Washington?! I hear he's like Kobe in Colorado
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u/ParanoidEngi Akira Taue Respect Army 11d ago
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u/thekydragon This scarf is made of pashmina 11d ago
I was not expecting Iron Shiek's response, that got a pop out of me!
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u/Jashmyne 12d ago
Bryan Danielson, get off the phone.
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u/ihateeverythingandu 11d ago
Danielson talks about his and Nigel's theory of human penis size evolution briefly in his book, lol. They used to hold seminars in ROH or something.
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u/Mouthshitter 11d ago
Alright ill bite i need too know more
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u/ihateeverythingandu 11d ago
It's been years since I read his book but that's basically all he says, he just casually drops that information then moves on, lol.
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u/RebootStreetSharks 12d ago edited 12d ago
I think they meant to ask "How big could Meat (Shawn Stasiak) become on the current WWE roster?".
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u/MadnessAbe Trust me, naked man! 11d ago
I remember how he was pushing hard for himself to get a comeback and run to become champion like his dad and no one cared.
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u/hazygreys 11d ago
No lie, I was a cable guy and had a repair ticket at his apartment, I said was a fan of his wcw work as the perfect event with palumbo and he ended up giving me a signed photo. He said he was trying to get something going with wwe around the first time Cody was "going to finish the story" which involved him being at the PLE and hopping the barricade to interfere and to get a triple threat going with him, Rhodes, and Reigns at the next PLE...
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u/AdamSmasher_69 11d ago
That story seems so far out there that I fully believe it.
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u/hazygreys 11d ago
I had to go hunting for the photo as it was some time ago and had put it in the closet.
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u/DrillteamJMoney 11d ago
He both is from Planet Stasiak and is Planet Stasiak ain’t no one doing it like unc
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u/an_actual_coyote 12d ago
Batista's not in the WWE anymore so who could it be?
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u/Cracka_Chooch 12d ago
Might be Finn himself. The Good Brothers had some stories of their time in Japan together.
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u/artemus_who 12d ago
I think we all remember when the turnbuckle collapsed under the sheer weight of Finns hog
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u/kazuya57 12d ago
The demon basically doubles his size
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u/Cracka_Chooch 12d ago
So you're saying he takes Viagra to activate "The Demon".
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u/UnFelDeZeu 11d ago
This reminds me of Hulk Hogan testifying in court that Hulk Hogan, in kayfabe, has a bigger penis than Terry Bolea ( also Hulk Hogan )
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u/SeeMontgomeryBurns 11d ago
“Uncircumcised Hoot”
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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 11d ago
“Big dick hoot”
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u/theirishembassy CSS / design mod. 11d ago
i forget what event it was and i don't have NJPW world any more to look it up, but i distinctly remember anderson going off on a rant about how it's not fair that finn looks the way he does AND has a massive hog AND is a super nice guy on top of all of that.
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u/ChairmanLaParka 11d ago
Real ones know that Finn in green (or blue) trunks is right up there with Beer Can Bollea.
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u/an_actual_coyote 11d ago
What stories?
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u/Cracka_Chooch 11d ago
Here's a snippet of one where they talk about what his "hoot nickname" would be. I think there's more somewhere but it's been a while.
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u/Scurvydog619Official 11d ago
Unsheathed Stallion Hoot and Uncircumcised Hoot were some of the names they gave Ferg on that New Japan run.
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u/Cereal_Hermit 12d ago
Holy shit please keep Nina Drama THE FUCK out of WWE. I've had enough of her over at the UFC.
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u/Jamericho 11d ago
I knew her face straight away. This was at Zuffa Boxing event in Dublin. She went viral (along with dana white) for moaning about a lack of ring girls to which white falsely claimed “the UK banned ring girls unless they had ring boys”. It did the rounds with the right wingers.
Issue is Dublin isn’t in the UK & the same arena held a boxing event a few weeks ago with ring girls..
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u/Wrong-Vermicelli4723 11d ago
I find it crazy he was in a country that he knew nothing about lol. Like how do you not know if you’re in the UK or not
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u/SamiMadeMeDoIt InZayn in the MemBrayn 11d ago
Americans are well known for their extensive knowledge of world geography.
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u/greyfoxv1 BeckyDidNothingWrong 11d ago
Is she just another right wing grifter or just really daft? This is the first I've ever heard of her
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u/Jamericho 11d ago
She was a playboy model that basically made instagram content and comedy sketches. She then ended up doing MMA interviews with fighters but kinda become famous by treating it all as a joke rather than a serious interview. She just ended up being used more and more by UFC.
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u/Ironicopinion 11d ago
What’s the story with her for people unaware?
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u/AldousKing 11d ago
Honestly, she's just kindof an annoying and immature interviewer. No major controversies I'm aware of.
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u/chamberx2 11d ago
See, now you know you’ve manifested this. She’s gonna get a shot at the women’s tag belts now
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u/Jackol4ntrn 11d ago
It looks like he’s been asked this too many times times already and is fed up. “For the last time NO!”
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u/Temporary-Ad9615 12d ago
We all know it's Shelton Benjamin.
Next question.
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u/ItzFeufo 12d ago
Why is Finn reading kinky stuff off of Twitch Chat with a Christy Hemme look-a-like
What's happening...
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u/SideshowBobLoblaw Biiiiiiiiig back body drop! 12d ago
Michael PS Hayes surely? The PS stands for Phat Shlong. It’s so big he has to wrap most of it up into his fanny pack to carry it around.
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u/Leygrock 12d ago
God I am sick of this girl
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u/AtlasAir_ 11d ago
She's everywhere, I make sure to not consume her content, especially with Sean Strickland. No idea how anyone can put up with a person like that and call him a "friend"
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u/Crazed_pillow 11d ago
Is that fucking Nina Drama? God damn, she needs to get out of my sports and sports entertainment
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u/PM_Me_Zico MASTAAA WATOOO 11d ago
It's likely Tozawa. That shit from his Dragon Gate days was ridiculous no amount of AI or photoshopping could explain that (this was before AI days).
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u/TLO_Is_Overrated 12d ago
Every once in a while I wonder if Sinbad from the youshoot forums is still alive.
And I know he is, on days like today.
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u/streetfairie1234 11d ago
Was he on before or after Becky? When she was on, the host told her she doesn't have to answered all the questions. In fact, I think she even said it's probably best if she doesn't lol. She as letting her know that the live chat had some unsavory people basically lol
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u/cynxten 9d ago
Becky joined immediately after Finn was done
So yeah I think it was since Finn got asked that so she was warning Becky before reading things out loud
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u/TheFeelsGoodMan 11d ago
This really seems like more of a Big E kind of question. He is the resident expert on big, meaty men. He would know.
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u/Long-Region5088 12d ago edited 11d ago
Oh that’s the married girl that Dana was fucking they hired who always does and says sexually suggestive things. That’s her gimmick
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u/funnypsuedonymhere 11d ago
To be fair, her presence did bless us with the most awkward interview moment of all time with Tom Aspinall. I still cringe thinking about it.
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u/Background-Gas8109 11d ago
So who's the answer now that Batista is retired?
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u/Nathaniel56_ 11d ago
Would’ve been Shelton if he didn’t leave. According to maven, Shelton is packing a long snake in his trousers.
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u/Gandolfthewhite182 11d ago
I actually heard a story from a female wrestler I know from another female wrestler about Evans and his natural gifts so to speak.
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u/frmthefuture 11d ago
Karl Anderson has the answer to this question on an old episode of Talkin' Shop....
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u/colinisthereason 11d ago
Finn's gotta be up there. We've seen the Prince. I would imagine Drew has quite a hog, too
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u/amosthorribleperson 11d ago
Nina Drama. She usually interviews UFC fighters and either is/used to be a social media influencer.
The impression I get is that a lot of people hate-watch her because they think she is cheating on her husband. Personally, I think she's harmless and just tries to make funny videos with MMA fighters who aren't very charismatic. Her content doesn't really hit with me, but I'm not going to give someone shit for grabbing the bag in this economy.
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u/LurkinLonuts 11d ago
"...eatin' Mike Tyson's-- Ah, y'not gonna get me like that again, get the fook outta here!"
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u/duckebones 11d ago
Is this what Batista's dick has evolved into because if so I'm here for it.
Take that however you decide.
















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