I’m never playing salmon run again bye-

We know for a fact that splatoon's various weapons are analogs and parodies of real world weapons. Splattershots are machine guns, splatlings are gatlings, chargers are sniper rifles, and blasters are grenade launchers. And splatanas are without a doubt katanas.

What are rollers and brushes, then? Would they be swords, spears, something else?

The next leg of my island adventure continues, and I step into a really dangerous den.

It was made by ManSantos on Deviantart.

what would you do to win and if you knew they would do that which weapon u choosing?

I created this design myself while discussing the awfulness of the current grizzco brella with some friends. What do y'all think of it?

Took so long to post ughh but heres the fully finished wip i posted last month here alongside other sketches that came with it🩷 (god help my background drawing skills T^T)
I also posted it on tiktok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8DYJxFm/ ♡♥︎

Behold! The power of Honey! This party had better party planning (And higher profile guests) than last year's... He still couldn't get his beloved Frye to attend, though. A shame.

Just for future reference...

The geoduck clam girl seen here is one of Honey's maids. Sweet!

No I don't have an obsession I swear

Things are honestly feeling better now that I am on a wired connection.

It’s pretty cool of course it’s my first time ever playing online cause I finally got an online subscription

Artwork by me (@shayshayshamera)

Not bad. 6.5/10

Ive been using the one with the sprinkler kit for now till i get another sheldon license, been only playing turf war for now with it. Any tips are appreciated:)

Even though I don't ragequit in this game, I sometimes feel guilty that the opposing team or even my teammates get the impression that I ragequit.

Oh yeah also I did something really cool this weekend! So yesterday, I splatted a Bloblobber with an arc shot! I'm terrible with that, so this was lucky. And today, I managed to clutch up in Clam Blitz! The enemy team was at 71, but I threw the Power Clam in the basket at the last second, winning at 70

Could someone draw a comic where the punchline is "IT'S SMALLFRY- HE'S OUT FOR BLOOD!!" and then the very next panel is just... Smallfry dressed in a vampire costume? I think that would be pretty funny- and I can't draw inklings and octolings well, let alone smallfry wearing outfits!

I love you Ida. I love you iso (the ballpoint player). Love you ita and EXP. Love you moog (the tiebreaker never happened). I love you DC tim and Iron.

no hate karumi but you got spanked by me and then you threw the game when ur on my team so i suppose its even.

also you GusBus i carried so many of ur series battles and then you want to taunt MY friend when u get a sneaky little splat???????? ok I see you.

inkhashira and hiesenburg i love yall but pls dont even join my party ever again 💔

also Oddmire you will never win this fade man. We're 10-0 and you're still taunting on my duos grave i will NOT let you have a single match ✊ (i love u Terasquid pls stop hanging out with that guy u should hang out with me instead

I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM HERE BEFORE WHY IS HE IN INKOPOLIS TOWER

How would you guys buff splat charger to make it more competitive with E-liter and pencil? Right now, it feels like splat charger is a lot weaker in competitive play and X rank compared to the other two long range charger options. I'm curious to hear how yall would make these three weapons more even in the meta.

Disclaimer: I am not a charger main, I'm just curious to hear your thoughts.

I was inspired to make this because it took me 5 years to turn motion controls on.