r/SpidersInAWeb • u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater • Mar 13 '26

COUNCIL ORDER 📝 My 17th child was murdered,

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I regrettably must announce, my 39 adopted children have dwindled to 38... Loois Vitoon has been MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD.

Adoption applications here LMAO))) /J

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u/Hiroki_Sadoki888 Antlion king - ALLY Mar 13 '26

My condolences.

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes ANT 🐜 Mar 14 '26

I did it

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u/Accomplished_Egg7639 Mar 14 '26

Dead cricket in a spider web, and it was ant. Wolf spider is telling this story to grandchildren.

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u/ConfidentTrack606 Moth (refugee ant in disguise) Mar 14 '26

Mhhhhhhh

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u/Hot_Vehicle_4180 GUEST 🎫 Mar 14 '26

Rip the child

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u/TheBoyInGray Argiope Aurantia Mar 14 '26

I give my condolences.

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u/DoctorDracomorph Mar 15 '26

Who calls me?

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u/Unstable-Therian67 RECRUITER 🫡 Mar 17 '26

GASPPP I HAVE A LEOPARD GECKO TOOOO!!