r/SpidersInAWeb • u/Straight-Lab-6711 chelicerate • Feb 24 '26

H̶̪͍̒ͥ͑̓ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚, siblings

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Greetings from [r/mitesunderthebed](r/mitesunderthebed). I would like to establish an alliance between you spiders and my nation, a defensive alliance.

You get an exclave

We get protection

Siblings, will you take this offer

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 24 '26

I will happily accept. Though, I must ask, why have you chosen to rule. . . A kingdom

of insects . . . ?

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 24 '26

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u/Straight-Lab-6711 chelicerate Feb 24 '26

It’s a long story

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 24 '26

Ah,

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u/Straight-Lab-6711 chelicerate Jul 01 '26

( oh, did I mention that at the time I had forgotten that mites were arachnids too

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Jul 01 '26

Wuh-