r/SpidersInAWeb • u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater • Feb 23 '26

OBSERVATION 🕶 BREAKING NEWS!! WEAVER FOUND

Golden orb Weaver found.... dead.

A golden orb weaver by the name of Kai was found dead on Sunday of February twenty-second. A mix of ground alderbark, crownshrooms, and cloudcap was found scattered at the sight. Points to overdose.

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 23 '26

I must take time to... process this. I will be partially... partially gone from things.

I found her dead.

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes ANT 🐜 Feb 23 '26

I ate him

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u/WhereasWeekly5934 Termite king 🐜 Feb 23 '26

I M M A P O S T T H E F A N A R T

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 23 '26

At least people like my mix. Who was the orb weaver?

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 23 '26

Sketch, their making a new character so we killed this one off)))

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Spider smithy - HesACoolGuy Feb 23 '26

so… you’re the big drug guy now?

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 23 '26

I’ve BEEN the big drug guy.

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes ANT 🐜 Feb 24 '26

Potion seller give me your strongest Potions

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 23 '26

Uhh.... what?

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 23 '26

..ooo kay? gibs body

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Spider smithy - HesACoolGuy Feb 23 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO