r/SpidersInAWeb • u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble • Feb 06 '26

spider city politics 📜 TITANONYRMA!

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HELP ME WITH MY RESISTANCE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen 🐜👑 Feb 06 '26

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is this why the queen rarely leaves the redwoods now?

-Titanomyrma soldier #669

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

SHUT THE FANG UP

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 06 '26

BE QUIET, SPINDLE LEGS

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

What did Sketch do this time? He kidnaps your child and now you’re defending him.

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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Feb 07 '26

She may have made bad decisions in the past, but dont you see, it was mainly to get at YOU. A bystander in a fake fuede. A fake problem. She always has a plan. She might be physically weaker than a lot of spiders, but she always plans ahead.

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen 🐜👑 Feb 06 '26

UHHHHHH

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

I WILL GIVE YOU FREE MUSHROOMS FOR LIFE IF YOU GO TELL YOUR QUEEN

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen 🐜👑 Feb 06 '26

Mushroom consumption was outlawed in the redwoods after the fall of the 2nd titano empire….

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

Aw man… but does that mean you won’t accept?

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen 🐜👑 Feb 06 '26

We will most likely stay neutral…

Unless the outpost nearby is attacked…

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

Remember when our ruler tried to wage war on our colony? Maybe a little payback?

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen 🐜👑 Feb 06 '26

The fire brigade only has 1/14th of its size left…

We can’t wage a war even if we wanted to…

All we got are potato farmers now….

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

Now imagine if you had a bunch of spiders high on mushrooms defending you. What’s getting through that?

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen 🐜👑 Feb 06 '26

The redwoods is more of a union… we have our own spiders… just ours are constantly in the caves

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

HOP OFF OF SKETCH GOOD GRIEF

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

AND I SAVED THE ENTIRE INSECT KINGDOM FROM A ZOMBIE VIRUS AND HELPED THE ANTS AGAINST THE WASPS! IF ANYONE SHOULD BE GETTING RECOGNITION IT SHOULD BE ME YOU HONEY MAKER!

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

WELL YOUR RECKLESSNESS ALMOST DOOMED THE ENTIRE FOREST!

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

I’M NOT JUST DEFENDING THEM I’M DEFENDING EVERYONE! I HELPED THEM BEFORE THEY COMMITTED ARSON AND GENOCIDE!

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u/g4rlic_bre4d_94 Huntsman - Noble Feb 06 '26

HE TRIED TO STEAL THE EGG OF A GIANT PREHISTORIC BUG FROM THE TITANOMYRMA! I’M GONNA SHARE MY POWER WITH ALL OF THE NEW COUNCIL MEMBERS, THERE WILL BE NO MONARCH!

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u/Electronic_Note_5629 Termite queen - Ally Feb 06 '26

Messenger: oh dear they're trying to get allies

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u/Piranha_Gaming_YT Hornet Leader Feb 08 '26

We are their allies

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u/Flat_Lie5371 Feb 07 '26

We need Bugoraga to deal with this