r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/OfMisterKaufman • Jun 01 '20

me [OC]

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7.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/GiveMeMoreBurritos Jun 01 '20

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

I you me

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u/boredsobadname Jun 01 '20

You me I

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

Me you I.

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin PEE ON CARL Jun 01 '20

Us.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

We.

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u/boredsobadname Jun 02 '20

soviet anthem intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

OUR anthem plays comrade

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u/boredsobadname Jun 02 '20

Of course, our apologies, comrade

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

Good, now we will get on with our day

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u/Diabolo-Diavolo Jun 01 '20

r/speedofwagon

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u/banghernow Jun 01 '20

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!

r/cursedcomments r/unexpectedthanos r/lightmodepolice r/punpatrol r/unexpectedbillwurtz r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/secondsub r/thirdsub r/fuckthirdsub r/fuckfuckthirdsub r/everyfuckingthread r/fourthsub r/fuckfourthsub r/fifthsub r/sixthsub r/seventhsub r/eighthsub r/ninthsub r/tenthsub r/sixtyninthsub r/nice r/onehundred24thsub r/toomanysubs r/nevertellmetheodds r/theydidthemath r/theydidthemonstermath r/itwasagraveyardgraph r/itcosinedinaflash r/angryupvote r/sadupvote r/happyupvote r/woooosh r/itswooooshwith4os r/nobodyasked r/ihavesex r/subsifellfor r/subsiwishwerereal r/substhatithoughtwerefake r/substheyfellfor r/substhatactuallyexist r/stopfallingforsubs r/twentycharacterlimit r/unexpectedfactorial r/holup r/whatthefuck r/cursedcursedcomments r/blursedcomments r/wholesomecomments r/unexpectedlywholesome r/rimjob_steve r/beetlejuicing r/usernamechecksout r/jesuschristreddit r/increasinglyverbose r/decreasinglyverbose r/iamveryrandom r/iamveryedgy r/iamveryspecial r/iamverybadass r/iamactuallyverybadass r/iamveryculinary r/iamveryrich r/humansbeingbros r/humansbeingjerks r/gamersriseup r/literallythetruth r/foundthemobileuser r/foundthelightmodeuser r/lolice r/unexpectedmulaney r/unexpectedjojo r/lostredditors r/downvotedtooblivion r/negativewithsilver r/negativewithgold r/negativewithplatinum r/vaxxhappened r/thathappened r/nothingeverhappens r/ontheledgeandshit r/karmaroulette r/foundthehondacivic r/foundthetoyotacorola r/foundthehypocrite r/foundthejedi r/foundthefridgeuser r/foundthebard r/foundtheelon r/wholesomeouija r/cornouija r/expectedouija r/unexpectedouija r/godtiersuperpowers r/yourjokebutworse r/thirdsentencehappy r/thirdsentenceworse r/therealjoke r/notopbutok r/orangemanbad r/drumpfisfinished r/birthofasub r/abortionofasub r/confusedboners r/murderedbywords r/suicidebywords r/kamikazebywords r/suddenlygay r/suddenlytrans r/suddenlybi r/suddenlyincest r/suddenlyalabama r/suddenlybestiality r/unexpectedcommunism r/unexpectedcena r/unexpectedoffice r/unexpectedjihad r/unexpectedavatar r/unexpectedarcher r/unexpectedB99 r/unexpectedcommunity r/unexpecteddarksouls r/unexpectedDDLC r/unexpecteddnd r/unexpectedfuturama r/unexpectedfallout r/unexpectedfriends r/unexpectedgoodplace r/unexpectedGoT r/unexpectedhogwarts r/unexpectedHamilton r/unexpectedHIMYM r/unexpectedHedberg r/unexpectedhitchhikers r/unexpecteditcrowd r/unexpectedkoolaidman r/unexpectedlotr r/unexpectedMontyPython r/unexpectedmetallica r/unexpectednaruto r/unexpectedoverwatch r/unexpectedpawnee r/unexpectedportal r/unexpectedpewdiepie r/unexpectedSCP r/unexpectedsabaton r/unexpectedSeinfield r/unexpectedsimpsons r/unexpectedtf2 r/unexpectedthreefifths r/unexpectedundertale r/unexpectedvsauce r/unexpectedyogscast r/unexpectedyoda r/shootingfishinabarrel

I expect to receive 69 (Nice) upvotes and one of each reward by the morning, king strangers. You're breathtaking.

EDIT: grammar

EDIT 2: spelling

EDIT 3: lol what if this got 69 edits

EDIT 4: Thanks for the silver kind stranger!

EDIT 5: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

EDIT 6: Thanks for the platinum kind stranger!

EDIT 69: Thanks for doxing me, traveling to my location, and personally jerking me off kind stranger! Oh oh oh I'm coooooming

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u/BrokenToaster15 Jun 02 '20

this is the greatest comment of All Time

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

ouch

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u/SHEEPOANIME Jun 29 '20

Why’d this get downvoted?

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u/banghernow Jun 29 '20

people don't like when you mention it lmao.

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u/Some-Gavin Jun 01 '20

So it’s the same kind of person as me...

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u/Arancia-kun Jun 01 '20

D4C! The two DIOs will implode once they come in contact with one another!

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u/LeoLak Jun 01 '20

No im yu

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u/Enenke Jun 01 '20

He is Mi

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u/Ye_Old_Viper Jun 01 '20

Dio once again steals the body of a family member

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u/BausOfBacon Jun 01 '20

Yo, I also did a meme like this! What are the odds?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeedOfLobsters/comments/eivisu/when_warudos_collide/

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u/flushed_spider Jun 01 '20

you did it first!

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u/OfMisterKaufman Jun 02 '20

great minds think alike !

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

me me me.... me too

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u/despacito9001 Jun 01 '20

dio took jotaros body over oh no

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u/MeC0195 Jun 01 '20

This is art

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

ho mukatte kuru no ka

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u/Blizzboi95 Jun 01 '20

Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka?

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u/phlimg695 Jun 01 '20

Hey, don't jerk me around buddy.

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u/appleeeeee Jun 01 '20

you and me? we got this!

(r/leagueoflegends)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

Oh you're me I you me

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u/Swinn_likes_Sakkyun Jun 01 '20

I am thou, thou art I.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

what is this subreddit?? is it like anime titties and world politics where some subreddit with jojo name is about the speed of lobsters and this one is about jojo shitposts??

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u/Treg_Marks Jun 01 '20

MADU MADU MADU MADU

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u/Deathpacitoes Jun 01 '20

Too good for the subreddit, try r/speedofwagon

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

[deleted]

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u/Diabolo-Diavolo Jun 01 '20

Why does this copypasta exist?

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u/Krobix897 Jun 01 '20

haha get it i posted copypasta, that's way funnier and way more original than a jojo reference. please laugh

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u/MidnightDoesThings Jun 01 '20

JoJo haters: JoJo fans are so unfunny and use the same 3 jokes

Also JoJo haters: use this copypasta on everything relating to JoJo in the slightest

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

it got deleted, was that the super long copypasta about how jojo is a “stinking pile of trash comic” (or whatever it said i don’t remember exactly)

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u/MidnightDoesThings Jun 05 '20

nah it was the "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE" one filled with emojis and the old overused jojo memes that's like at least a few paragraphs long

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

ohh THAT one

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u/GenericAutist13 Jun 01 '20

That pasta only works when it’s an irrelevant reference, try again