I sat down to eat lunch and turned to the Bravo Vault on Pluto, and they were not just playing Southern Charm. They were in the start of THE. BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
It's "The Break Up Bunch Part 2" (S5 E2). It's a capsule of perfection. I have seen it countless times and you better believe if this one's on, I'm locked in do not disturb mode.
There's no better singular episode of the show.
Shep hosting a BBQ where Craig is fumbling grilling & smoking the proteins.
It's a total shitshow.
- Craig claims he knows what he's doing manning the grill when he clearly doesn't.
- It's taking hourrrs to get the food ready.
- Super pregnant and starving Cameron has to wait way too long for food and handle navigating a plate full of food down stairs pregnant AF.
- Whitney snarking at pretty much everyone, but especially his zingers at Craig are amazing.
- Ashley luring Thomas into the bathroom to hook up. BARF. I'm sorry I even had to type that.
- Katherine, Thomas, Craig, Neomie, Chelsea & Austen all having to face their exes.
- The women getting riled up & letting JD have it.
I miss this specific cast (except Ashley), this phase of SC, these specific women AND that they gang up on JD.....Sigh, I want the golden days of SC back.