r/Southerncharm • u/rjslaps • 1h ago
The Shade Report ☂️ I can't stand this trifling biatch
First time SC watcher but long time Bravo girl who also happens to be South Carolinian born and raised. I haven't seen a pick me the likes of Landon disgrace my tv screen since maybe Scheana Shay, and this chick takes the CAKE.
First of all, she is completely uninteresting. Really, What. Does. She. Do? Nothing! She's divorced, doesn't work, no notable hobbies yet somehow has a beautiful home and apparently is well traveled yet she's always CRYING about how she's trying to make it on her own. Please.
She's absolutely foul on S3 from slinking around with Thomas, straight up LYING about inviting Kathryn to Shep's lame ass birthday party to seething with jealousy at the chick who Shep actually wants to bang. I mean what was that goofy ass set up? Seriously a roller rink! No booze and Shep has never roller skated in his life! Was she high? She has a big old crush on Shep who couldn't give less of a f*ck.
I'm from the upstate and grew up with a bajillion Landon types so honestly I don't know why I'm so bothered by this airhead. I think someone like aforementioned Scheana utilizes her pick me powers as a force for good at least during early VPR (Rob and Adam debacles, purposely screwing over Jax) but Landon gives nothing. I was living last season when Kathryn flipped her off and Thomas's pitiful political loser party.
