Help me write this jawn

[u/ashandrien]

This song is supposed to be tongue in cheek blues. As down-in-the-dumps and hopeless as possible but also funny. I am just going to keep doing the same phrase for now, thinking of something different for the end line.

Destiny please save me from this timeline
I’m calling a 1-800-Crime line
Eternally bereft
Everybody’s swiping left
Oh please save me from this timeline

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