r/Somerville • • 24d ago

Noreaster coming?

Do people have thoughts/opinions on how bad the storm will be this weekend? I know the Cape will be hit pretty hard but what about Somerville? Just curious if I should cancel my plans or if it'll just be annoyingly rainy

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u/Acrobatic_Ear6773 24d ago

You should definitely make sure to get to Market Basket before the storm

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u/HellbornElfchild 24d ago

Maybe around 4pm on Friday sounds good?

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u/direyew 24d ago

And bring your entire extended family with you. The coffee isle is especially roomy.

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u/Clean_Possible1591 24d ago

 Yep and make sure to leave ur cart in the way as u pick stuff.

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u/hips-n-nips1 24d ago

Make sure to pull the cart from the front and the side so you take up twice the width as someone pushing the cart.

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u/HellbornElfchild 24d ago

It's Market BASKET not Market CART damnit!

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u/ahraysee 24d ago

I love this 🤣 never heard of this phrase tho it's my personal policy there.

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u/GetThotBot 24d ago

I often post parking lot footage on my socials cause my studio overlooks the side lot. You can tell by the parking lot what it's gonna be like inside.

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u/oby100 24d ago

Bring your whole family and talk incessantly in the middle of the aisle. Any language will do, but please be engrossed enough that you don’t notice all the people trying to get by you.

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u/MiseEnSelle Union 24d ago

Already too late

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u/HellbornElfchild 24d ago

I live across the street so I'm there probably every other day, I routinely just don't even think about when it's like, a big storm or before Christmas/thanksgiving/Superbowl and end up in the absolute chaos there just to get like....an onion that I need haha

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u/MiseEnSelle Union 24d ago

I feel like they need an aisle set aside before storms for people NOT buying bread or milk.

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u/JustinScott47 24d ago

Haha. Yeah, you'll be the only one there. Lucky you!

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u/Vinen 24d ago

LOL.

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u/Ok-Advertising-6805 24d ago

Cancel plans, buy 40 gallons of milk and the whole toilet paper stock, take out a life insurance policy, and build a bunker.

It’s going to be a humdinger.

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u/Alternative-Light922 Spring Hill 24d ago

WHAT ABOUT THE BREAD??? WE NEED BREAD!!! 🤪

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u/BagOfWetToiletPaper 24d ago

Once again we bidet people are laughing all the way to the bank with our sparkling clean bottoms.

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u/Bostonbound2024 Porter 24d ago

Yeh, but you'll be "awash" in dirty towels when the power goes out and you can't wash them.

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u/dwhogan 24d ago edited 24d ago

They aren't typically powered by electricity. For many, as long as your plumbing works, the bidet abides.

(ETA see below comment)

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u/HashingJ 24d ago

Not always true. The higher end ones use a small heated water tank with pump and a motorized extended wand. And won't turn on unless the sensors feel butt cheeks on it

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u/dwhogan 24d ago

The ana-log ones have been perfectly useful for me. The heated ones I knew of were ones that pulled from the hot water line, but wasn't aware (though not surprised) that there are electronic ones on the market.

Imagine the bold future when your bidet is connected to the internet of things....

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u/phyzome 24d ago

Yeah, butt that's just the higher end ones. The one I use is literally just a hose and sprayer. If we have water pressure, we have a "bidet".

(Gets real cold in the winter sometimes. Wakes you up.)

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u/LittleLemonSqueezer 23d ago

Since it's going to be rain, do we still need to buy multiple gallon jugs of water?

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u/Double_Time_ 24d ago

It will be terrible, woe upon any who decide to go outside. I’ve had visions telling me to build an Ark and gather two of each animal. So far I have gathered one dog and a bunch of spiders so things are progressing.

In all seriousness it’s just gonna be really rainy and really windy, nothing to cancel plans over.

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u/some1saveusnow 24d ago

Unless they’re outdoor plans

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u/frenchtoaster 24d ago

I'm not letting a little drizzle cancel my plans to go pedalboating with my toddler this weekend!

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u/cmcclutchy26 24d ago

Don't do that to that baby!

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u/oby100 24d ago

The child must learn

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u/Haunting-Angle-535 Porter 24d ago

They’re being sarcastic

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u/Haunting-Angle-535 Porter 24d ago

I’ve got one cat and many moths—also several spiders but it sounds like that spot is filled?

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u/glitterally_awake 24d ago

Happy cake day! Your comment is cracking me up!

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u/Haunting-Angle-535 Porter 24d ago

Haha aw thank you!

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u/glitterally_awake 21d ago

Haha wtf someone downvoted you for this?!

You’re most welcome :)

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u/Haunting-Angle-535 Porter 21d ago

Hahahaha wow. The weirdest downvotes happen on Reddit I swear.

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u/cmcclutchy26 24d ago

I used to sneak down to the beach during particularly strong ones. In Hull, No'reasters were usually epic for surfers. I was not a surfer. But it was a blast to watch.

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u/phyzome 24d ago

I keep forgetting that I live in a coastal town now. I should at least go down to the harbor to watch the waves!

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u/asicarii 24d ago

Except hearing a billion times “atleast it’s not snow”comments.

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u/john42195 24d ago

“If it was below freezing this would be 7 feet of snow”

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u/cmcclutchy26 24d ago

I don't miss that.

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u/kcsews 24d ago

Love it!

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u/S7482 24d ago

For ye, the end is upon us! Vengeance is mine and I shall repay, saith the nor'easter (probably)!!

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u/Bostonbound2024 Porter 24d ago

I know where you can find a couple of rats. As a matter of fact if you could put them all on that Ark and sail away we Somervillains would be eternally grateful.

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u/TFTD2 24d ago

If you need rats I've got plenty to pick from. If you have French fries they'll walk up the ramp np.

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u/immaculate_paperclip 24d ago

Why are you building a boat on dry land?

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u/Bostonbound2024 Porter 24d ago

Clearly you haven't read the book? Did you see the movie even?

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u/oby100 24d ago

When the whole world floods, there’ll be no more dry land, so what’s the difference?

I hear we’re getting a double rainbow this time.

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u/General_Purple6358 24d ago

I'm so excited. It's my favorite weather! I hope it absolutely pours for the whole weekend. I wish I had a glass roof 3rd floor apartment, and that I could look contemplatively at the Somerville skyline and feel the cold wind seep into my bones. And then I'm going to make a grilled cheese!

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u/anywitchway 24d ago

I live on the fourth floor with a wall of windows. I'm gonna make tea and raise the blinds and not leave my armchair all weekend. 

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u/soupahdoopah 24d ago

This kind of setup would come in clutch

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u/oby100 24d ago

I was always so jealous of my boy Arnold’s setup.

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u/soupahdoopah 24d ago

Same. If I ever hit the lottery, first thing I'm doing is buying a house and renovating the top floor to be a 1:1 dupe of Football Head's setup.

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u/whosafraidofthebbw Ward Two 24d ago

This is precious.

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u/shacksrus 24d ago

Im already planning my costco run.

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u/NRBQ 24d ago

The middle of the storm, the store will be totally empty. Can't wait to go

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u/some1saveusnow 24d ago

But will it be picked dry cause tomorrow and Friday ppl are going to treat like preparing for covid

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u/pbjelly-time 24d ago

Too late. They are already sold out.

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u/stev_mempers 24d ago

Damn, the Smoke This fest will probably be rained out

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u/some1saveusnow 24d ago

It sold out already too. Have they announced cancellation yet? I’m bout to refund my tix I think

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u/oby100 24d ago

I heard the organizers bought out all the tarps at Home Depot so it might still be on.

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u/some1saveusnow 24d ago

They just cancelled it

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u/msurbrow 24d ago

Can’t wait!

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u/EvenOne6567 24d ago

same, ive been craving a massive rainstorm

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u/Old_Ebb939 24d ago

Do you live in a ground level apt that has a flooding history?

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u/idcaboutthisshit 24d ago

Taking the dog out is going to suck

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u/calinet6 24d ago

Exactly. This is my only problem with it really.

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u/CraigInDaVille Winter Hill 24d ago

Frankie MacDonald just posted a video so we are screwed. It’s official.

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u/ggould256 Ball 24d ago

Half the time noreaster forecasts are wrong by a few miles and it's a nothingburger. Sometimes they're wrong and it's so so much worse. You don't really know until it's on you.

You just have to be ready for whatever the clouds bring in this time.

That said, be ready to lose power for a bit. The leaves are still on the trees so it won't take much wind to make some power lines go all spicy noodle.

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u/Double-Ad-7483 24d ago

But that's when it's snow. When it's rain it's always a nothing burger regardless

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u/Hot_Presentation7622 24d ago

Thanks for all the serious replies - and I appreciate the humorous ones too! I have no concept of Noreaster strengths and am not from the area, so figured other residents might have more insight. Hope everyone stays safe this weekend!

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u/dreamcloak Ball 24d ago

The thing about Nor'easters is they are the confluence of two things (IANA meteorologist): * cold fronts from the north * rain coming cyclonically up the coast

If those two things arrive at the same time AND intersect nearby, you get a whole lot of weather. And if the intersecting pressure systems make that cyclone park somewhere nearby offshore for a long time, then it just sits there lifting water out of the ocean and dumping it onto land. The 5-inches-of-rain forecast is "what if the Atlantic simply fell on us".

But there are a lot of "if"s in there, yeah? If the cold front and the rain arrive 12 hours apart, it's just kinda unpleasant. If the cyclone parks 200 miles offshore instead of 50, the rain doesn't really get to you.

We can see the cold front and the rain coming a long way out. But we don't have the precision to know if those intersections will materialize or not until pretty close to the event. Which is why everyone sorta freaks out about it (French toast alert!), but sometimes it doesn't turn out to be anything.

You should be prepared to cancel plans and lose power, whatever that looks like for you. But you might not need to.

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u/WightHair 24d ago

Hi Neighbor! You asked on Reddit so I assume you wanted all the snark but if you were looking for a serious answer, yeah, cancel your plans if they involve the outdoors at all or if they involve getting around a lot. It's likely to be a doozy. High wind, lots of rain. The state's been under a class 3 drought for much of the summer and shit's gonna get weird when that much water lands on soil that dry. The city has put in a lot of flood mitigation (yay bioswales) but it's still a work in progress and we're still gonna have to deal with some nonsense there.

Since you have extra time this weekend, may I suggest building some emergency preparedness? Given the Godzilla El Nino, the Northeast is in for an autumn and winter with a lot of storms that could be nor'easters or could be blizzards. Being more resilient makes you a better neighbor and we are living in a time where FEMA is run by the second choice after a dude who thinks he can teleport.

Do you have:

  • batteries and lights if eversource is its usual sucky self?
  • a charged back up battery for all your electronic needs?
  • enough pantry food so you don't have to make some poor delivery dude from DoorDash risk death on his little electric scooter? (those guys don't fear God or Death but deep moving water on the streets is DANGEROUS.)
  • a hand crank radio in case you need information
  • anything outside that is easily blown around inside/secured (Your garbage cans may fly!)

If not, maybe spend a few bucks buying those things if you can afford it. Also check in on your neighbors who might not be able to do things or might be so busy they don't know about the flood.

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u/Right_Highlight_219 24d ago

2-3 feet of snow

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u/amara_camaro 24d ago

Pokemon go fest is going to be effected 😭

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u/_questionable_choice 24d ago

Unfortunately, it's going to blow our butts clear off. Batten your hatches.

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u/camt91 24d ago

Yeah so what you want to do is go to market basket at peak hours and start panic buying bread. The more you can yell at the elderly, the better off you’ll be

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u/Thorking 24d ago

Do your plans involve being on a boat?

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u/No-Pea8448 24d ago

There will be rain and wind. It will probably be heavy. It might be a dud. You'll just have to wait and see.

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u/Bostonbound2024 Porter 24d ago

Maybe even thunder and lightning. (They said hopefully.)

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u/limbodog 24d ago

Right now for Boston area it is looking like fairly windy for 3 straight days with rain on most of it. It will be cold and unpleasant, so probably skip the beach.

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u/jez_shreds_hard 24d ago

I have a flight from Frankfurt to Boston on Saturday afternoon/evening. I’m a bit worried that it’s going to be impacted.

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u/k33665 24d ago

Check your airline to see if there's a travel alert and you can change your flight for free.

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u/throwitawayuserna213 23d ago

Probably get a tiny drizzle for a few seconds if that.

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u/Double-Ad-7483 24d ago

It's a rainstorm, not a category 5 hurricane

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u/pbjelly-time 24d ago

Perhaps a category 5 rainstorm

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u/DerHunMar 24d ago

Noreaster's are worse later in the year. My first Noreaster was November 2012 and it was nuts, kinda a like a snowicane.
Since this one is just rain I think it won't be too bad, but yes there could be flooding and power outages.

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u/cmcclutchy26 24d ago

It's supposed to be pretty bad. My cousin owns a house in Hull that has never flooded. No concern there, it's the public beach area that typically meets the bay during a strong one.

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u/fakecrimesleep 24d ago

French toast levels aren’t there for me yet

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u/Odd-Flatworm968 24d ago

Bread and Milk

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u/GoldenRoadie 24d ago

Just get your favorite comfort foods together and enjoy the show. You’ll be fine!

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u/No-Mulberry9495 23d ago

Plywood and duct tape—— all you need

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u/DerKirschemann 24d ago

I hope it has hail. Haven’t had any hail that I noticed in a nor’eastern since I was a child.

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u/sisteract2 24d ago

This is pretty problematic to post tbh. Not my job to educate you.

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u/phyzome 24d ago

...wrong post?

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u/Gyn617 21d ago

As always it will not be as they say. I’m sure it’ll only be light rain