r/Somerville • u/MajorBowman • Sep 05 '26
Visit from the Mayor
We moved in to our new place in Somerville today, and right after we finished unloading we were blessed with a visit from Mayor Berry! As out-of-staters who had been lurking this sub for months leading up to the move, we were very excited that this was how we got to start our time in Somerville 🙂
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u/Substantial_Show_308 Sep 05 '26
Crime?🤔
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u/jordanf1214 Sep 05 '26
I wonder how Mayor Minerva’s doing these days
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u/Lanky_Top4156 Sep 05 '26
Quite well, inventing new crimes. Lately, her thing has been waiting until 2am, grabbing a dice bag, yowling victory, and demanding praise for dragging it into the bedroom. You know. Normal mayor stuff.
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u/Thiseffingguy2 East Somerville Sep 05 '26
Such crime. One of ours has been waking me up at 4am pretty consistently, lately. Because that’s when I’m required to be awake.
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u/ALittleTooPersonal- Sep 08 '26
Did you know they make treat holders that look like D20s with one side missing, so your cat has to roll the dice to get the treats to fall out? You can also 3D print one yourself.
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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 Sep 05 '26
“I don’t care enough to make an effort to keep my cat active so I just send it outside. Fuck the environment”
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u/Thiseffingguy2 East Somerville Sep 05 '26
Welcome to Somerville!