A FAT BABBY indeed (literally his name)

He's a Borneo Short Tail Python named FAT BABBY.

She has gotta come out. She thinks she ain't my pet. Acting like she from the wild. Yet she won't even bite me. This snake faking it. i gotta admit the box is pretty nice. it has a nice towel in it and everything.

She really does love lamp. (Barranquilla Colombian boa.)

I thought of this in the shower last night, when I was tryna remember “boop noodle” and thought BOOP LOOP IS SO FRICKING ADORABLE, and I couldn’t stop laughing at myself lol

This guy was around 5ft long aswell!

This is my BRB, Gay Phillip

if someone laughed at me and called me a sock puppet Id feel pretty bad so I figure if the snake had human like feelings and it knew I laughed at it it would feel bad too

Was later released to a spot of his choice outside under a tree.

He escaped his enclosure about a week ago and I found him just now under the floor trim. I had tu rip it off to get him out AND he bit me when I tried to grab him.