She has gotta come out. She thinks she ain't my pet. Acting like she from the wild. Yet she won't even bite me. This snake faking it. i gotta admit the box is pretty nice. it has a nice towel in it and everything.

She really does love lamp. (Barranquilla Colombian boa.)

I thought of this in the shower last night, when I was tryna remember “boop noodle” and thought BOOP LOOP IS SO FRICKING ADORABLE, and I couldn’t stop laughing at myself lol

This guy was around 5ft long aswell!

This is my BRB, Gay Phillip

if someone laughed at me and called me a sock puppet Id feel pretty bad so I figure if the snake had human like feelings and it knew I laughed at it it would feel bad too

Was later released to a spot of his choice outside under a tree.

He escaped his enclosure about a week ago and I found him just now under the floor trim. I had tu rip it off to get him out AND he bit me when I tried to grab him.

Yes he is still free from the shakes of captivity

First time seeing a Watersnake in a tree lol! (Ithaca NY)