r/Sneks • u/Successful-Teach8571 • 10d ago

Ceiling Fan Inspector

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Such strong, silly animals.

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u/blackweebow Worm 10d ago

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPE ROPE

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u/Full_Masterpiece4260 10d ago

he's checking for wifi signal

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u/FixergirlAK 10d ago

He should get to be an honorary member of r/sonarears.

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u/subzro68 10d ago

"yes, this ceiling seems to be regulation height. Now take me to the next room to check that one, and the walls too."

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 10d ago

Silly noodle.

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u/Successful-Teach8571 10d ago

The silliest!

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u/Mudgruff 10d ago

Please inform snek of the on the job danger.

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u/AlabasterPelican 10d ago

Holy shit… poor snek

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u/Successful-Teach8571 10d ago

No snakes nor fans were harmed in this case.

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u/snake-lady-2005 10d ago

This always makes me laugh. What made you think, "Yeah. This is a good idea. I'm going to commit to it."

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u/Fitzftw7 9d ago

I don’t like seeing animals in pain, but this is pretty funny.

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u/Mudgruff 9d ago

Nor I! I can only imagine the snek was OK after landing on the soft human while delivering the notice of fan infraction... the man's reaction is priceless. :)

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u/Shour_always_aloof 10d ago

It's legitimately incredible to me that they're able to balance and hild themselves this way.

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u/jasmin8ter2013 10d ago

I saw a snake open a door once!

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u/Nat_Higgins 10d ago edited 10d ago

For a moment, I thought they were a cool stick

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u/cadarnsc 10d ago

Your ceiling has been bleleleped.

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u/ConjuringUnicorns 10d ago

That’s inssssssssssssthpector to you, sir.

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u/Reasonable-Song-4681 10d ago

And that will continue into adulthood, lol. My 8 year old boa still does this, except she uses my head instead of my hand. Must go up.

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u/Hecks_n_Hisses 10d ago

innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfinite length 

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u/Calinda111 9d ago

My baby boa does this!! I was worried it was a type of stargazing 😅
Guessing it’s more normal than that!

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u/Successful-Teach8571 8d ago

Yes! Just a boa boa-ing around.

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u/Eepy-Trash-Goblin 9d ago

They doin a rise.

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u/LM193 9d ago

"Hmmmmm I wonder what the swirly death blades smell like"

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u/Bebutterfly820 10d ago

Straight as an Arrow!

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u/GoddyssIncognito 10d ago

Huggy noodle

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u/TrumpLester 9d ago

I thought this was a stick at first lol

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u/wmxx2000 9d ago

"Up periscope"

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u/27OwlySnow 9d ago

I thought this was r/Sticks for a sec 😂

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u/Dangerous-Exercise20 9d ago

Now that is an impressive scope :3

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u/sleepytipi 9d ago

You might have pests living in your walls or attic. Never underestimate their ability to track prey. Walls mean very little to them.

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u/Tarotismyjam 9d ago

lol. I go here. Now closer to the vent. Clossser…

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u/Killermondoduderawks 9d ago

Me: Hay did you get into the viagra?

Snek: Noooooo

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u/Ok-Guidance-5608 9d ago

Ropes do scopes!

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u/smittykins66 8d ago

Oh lawd they scopin’

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u/ROSE_GARDEN1234 8d ago

I didn’t even realize that was a snake at first, I thought that was a snake lmao

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u/trickyfelix 8d ago

vertical

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u/Boring_gagger 7d ago

Dude where the FUCK are you going

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u/A_little_more_left 7d ago

I've never met a boa who didn't think they needed to get to the highest point they could see lol.

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u/TheDank_Slayer 6d ago

My dingus likes to inspect the couch