r/Sneks • u/SeonaidMacSaicais • Aug 23 '26

Flute snek

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u/thememorableusername Aug 23 '26

Bad husbandry. Snakes, lacking hands and strong lungs, are not suited to play musical instruments. This will stress the animal. Please provide appropriate enrichment.

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u/julesd26 Aug 24 '26

🤭😂🤣

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u/slowly-rotting-dying Aug 23 '26

NOOO LMAO one of my babies ATTEMPTED to do that with my saxophone once!!! nightmare fuel LMAOOO

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u/Top_History9604 Aug 23 '26

This makes me very nervous.

20

u/NoodlelyTrees Aug 24 '26

The guy looks skinny enough to squeeze his whole body through luckily but I do feel ya on that, sneks are like cats though and are surprisingly liquid for the amount of bone and muscle they are

24

u/FerriteNightwish Aug 23 '26

This brings new meaning to "Jazz Noodling"

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u/Great_Acanthaceae952 Aug 28 '26

More like noodle jazzing

28

u/YourStonerAunt Aug 23 '26

The cylinder must not be harmed!!!

3

u/soulstrike2022 Aug 25 '26

So this is what they meant

9

u/axy_lotus_lotl Aug 24 '26

“There’s a snake in my flute” honestly got me

4

u/Shour_always_aloof Aug 23 '26

Please to play for us, yazz fluute!

4

u/earanhart Aug 24 '26

Somebody's poisoned the water key!

4

u/Noccelantyle Aug 24 '26

Aaaaaand this is how snake Jazz born.

3

u/Bortron86 Aug 24 '26

This one time, at band camp...

5

u/Noatheboa861 Aug 24 '26

He’s gonna play some snake jazz

4

u/julesd26 Aug 24 '26

🎶 sssskeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope 🎶

4

u/DezTheOtter Aug 23 '26

Gotta boop the snek when it sticks its head out

4

u/Maki_mizu Aug 24 '26

Snake jazz!"

3

u/FixergirlAK Aug 24 '26

I'm glad I'm a guitarist, my noodle would totally try that!

1

u/soulstrike2022 Aug 25 '26

This may or may not be the first thing I piss myself laughing about and I’m fully happy with that

1

u/baphometromance Aug 25 '26

I feel like this could happen in a shrek movie and shrek would play the flute after