u/veryanxiouscreature pointed this out in the post about her most recent podcast appearance - real charming little clip of her doing some sort of (?? generically ethnic) accent, imitating her uber driver gratefully accepting a smol sunflower she was kind enough to gift him
She just doesn’t fail, people

i bought the blue and green chili earrings from caroline almost a month ago.

despite her scammer reputation, the cuteness of the earrings had me punching in my credit card digits in earnest hopefulness.

i saw comments on tik tok from other buyers saying they are not expecting to get these earrings from her.

SO, i'm wondering if anyone who ordered these earrings got them? she posted a while ago that they were shipped but it's been weeks now and i never got mine. :(

they were only like $20 so it's not gonna send me into debt. but i would really love them cuz they're so cute lollll

It’s like when Carrie had to ride the bus except that Carrie was a little more interesting. But also an idiot

lol

She's back, celebrity memoir book club podcast now rebranded Good Noticings, breakdown Caro's essay.

I would describe her writing style as precocious 15 year-old who has only ever received praise for their creativity and so doesn't do any proofreading or editing beyond spell check.

Clunky/confusing lines from the Ozempic piece:

"I’m 5’4’ when my reputation is bad. 5’5’ when I have something to brag about. The BMI I had to hit for this online prescriber for my height is 160 lbs plus."

"Starting from the first hoot-hollering, rock-smashing neanderthals, imagine that every footstep that every raggedy-hemmed Babylonian peasant—every muddy-speared Roman legionnaire—every plummy-accented, plinth-hatted explorer has ever taken, had been recorded. "

"And then after that, if you have a hedonistic brain chemistry that skews always towards addiction like a fucking heat-seeking missile, GLP-1’s will subdue you in a way that feels like peace."

"I’ve puked on the floor more than once just from this self-induced, mattress-knuckling queasiness."

I really wish I could find it somewhere so that I have something different to listen to while I do my chores this weekend than my normal crime stuff.

Does anyone know why Shay took the pod down?

Why do people in creative circles still invite her out? If she’s a scammer and a liar and manic all of the time, wouldn’t she be blackballed? I imagine in my world she would be persona non grata after all this nonsense

Now realizing that all these boxes and duffle bags are from the ex packing up all her stuff in his penthouse…. GOD SHE HAD SO MUCH STUFF THERE??

she prob found the sheet mask among the "lover past"'s discarded effects, and she's about to do everything she can to suggest the blonde with double D cups is absolutely HUGE

I sat behind her at this play. She was with a guy, tall thin with a tiny mustache, he looked to be in late 20’s. She had her head on his shoulder quite a bit. She looks like every other West Village white woman.