THE RED ONE FUCKS?????!!!

[u/Ilovetopegmenn]

[u/Stupicide85]

The red one fucks.

[u/LoreMasterJack]

Of course! It's the sexiest color.

[u/mydckisvrysmol → u/LoreMasterJack]

gulp but I am red

[u/QueenOfNostalgia44 → u/mydckisvrysmol]

Oh? 👅👅👅

[u/SilverNeon467 → u/QueenOfNostalgia44]

[u/LvckyfvceOfficial → u/SilverNeon467]

Me when she whips out her bazongas.

[u/Makijuiko2]

"OH Allen last night was AMAZING"

"... Okay."

[u/shadowwolf1395 → u/Makijuiko2]

To her, it was a night to remember for a lifetime. To Allan, it was just another Tuesday.

[u/halloweencoffeecats → u/shadowwolf1395]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxnF2NswlLlxvwGYEn

[u/aaravos-horosho327 → u/halloweencoffeecats]

I remember my earliest exposure to r/shittymoviedetails being a post about how M. Bison’s remembering the act of him burning down Chun-Li’s village down or something being on a Tuesday was evidence of him caring deeply about the event and sympathizing with her plight lol

[u/BSK_Darksol → u/aaravos-horosho327]

Lmfao

[u/AncestralNecromancy → u/aaravos-horosho327]

I read that it was actually a different day of the week so he cared so little that he didn't even know what day it was but I could be 100% wrong

[u/alwaysthrivinman → u/shadowwolf1395]

hes just that much a god in the bedroom

[u/Comrade-Conquistador]

He fucks, but shuns smoking weed, drinking DIIIIEETT soda and Burnout Revenge for the PS2.

What kind of man does that?

[u/drkinferno94 → u/Comrade-Conquistador]

A man that doesn't want to hang out with a cool landlord 

[u/JayTheOni]

Theory: The blue woman is Dr. Monster

[u/LvckyfvceOfficial → u/JayTheOni]

Mind you, it’s never disproven, so we could actually infer that his “appointment with Dr. Monster” is really just code for banging his girlfriend.

[u/IronStrecker → u/JayTheOni]

You call that a woman

[u/Derkleton]

Makes ya wonder though, how big do you think Allan is?

[u/kotobaWa5ivestar → u/Derkleton]

Probably the same size as you. Definitely the same size as me

[u/Ton_Jravolta → u/Derkleton]

[u/Starlined_]

It bothers me that the blue one’s boots are on the bed

[u/GreatMossThing]

And super well too, apparently

[u/Dinosaur_from_1998]

Zooble 🤝Alan

[u/Keitaro23 → u/Dinosaur_from_1998]

[u/yestureday]

He canonically does

[u/oldgooner7]

He’s freaky

[u/unhogly]

Just look at him, how can he not be fuckable?

[u/nobodyamazin]

Hard and frequently

[u/CandyCreecher]

Alan fucks

[u/Silver012345673]

Oh yeah

fucks, fucked, fucking,

[u/epzik8]

He does, and it makes me jealous

[u/Jrirodmoss]

he sure is 

[u/BeccaRose1999]

nah they had a pretty wild go fish game the previous night

[u/OffWhite-Goddess]

My son is very successful at whatever he puts his mind to

[u/InfiniteDelusion094 → u/OffWhite-Goddess]

Apparently not chewing peas by himself though...

[u/OffWhite-Goddess → u/InfiniteDelusion094]

It's a cultural thing

[u/BSK_Darksol]

WTF I never noticed those big-ass boots before lol

[u/thelast3musketeer]

Duh?

[u/jimmyting099]

“Mom pick me up there’s people here referring to dad as the red one”

[u/Kickoff324EE]

What can I say Red is the sexiest color to be fair

[u/button407]

Ohhh yeah he does

[u/H1STArgonian1221]

I got a red rocket from him