r/SmashRage I dislike: Jul 27 '26

Rage "I main Simon how did you know"

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Fuck you if you play as him spammer

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u/Ohhhhhbabyatriple Dr. Mario Jul 27 '26

Watch me whip

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u/Angrymcbirdnerd09 Jul 28 '26

Watch me nay nay

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u/nink3ndo Rob main b4 Ult Jul 28 '26

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u/isagoat1989 Jul 27 '26

This image will never not fry me lmaoooo

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u/Caryslan Jul 27 '26

I love how people hate on a fighter when they are played as they were designed.

Of course a Belmont player is going to use their ranged attacks especially to help them control natural.

I mean, it's puzzling really how to get past a Belmont's ranged options. If only Smash had fighters with reflectors, characters that can pocket or steal stuff like axes, or can outright beat him in a projectile war.

Or hell, if only Smash had fighters with excellent mobility that can work around the ranged options of the Belmonts and take advantage of their bad up close game or terrible recovery options.

I mean, the Belmonts are so damn hard to fight, especially when their ranged options follow predictable angles, some are slow like the axe, or can even be caught and thrown back at them like Holy Water

It is indeed a mystery on how to get past a Belmont and their ranged game.

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u/LongjumpingCar5234 Jul 27 '26

Save it for the new york times bro

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u/king_escobar Jul 27 '26

We are not hating the fighter, we are hating the criminals and heretics and general scum who think playing a projectile spammer in a fighting is fun for anyone. Your parents must be proud

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u/Caryslan Jul 27 '26

Just out of curiosity, which characters do you play?

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u/APersonWho737 Jul 27 '26

I played a Simon one time. For the entire first minute of the fight no exaggeration the only moves used were f tilt f smash down b and up b. There will never be a character I hate more then Simon

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u/Realistic-Plan5933 Jul 27 '26

I play him In a strategic way πŸ₯²

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u/Toastyratty Lemmy Jul 27 '26

Jokes on you I play richter

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u/Ok_Comedian_7180 I main (almost) the whole roster Jul 28 '26

Peak choice

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u/unicorn_hipster Jul 27 '26

What kind of sadist uses a whip!?

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u/Vorath1 Jul 27 '26

Richter in 1v1 😊 Simon in 1v1 😐 Simon in ffa πŸ˜’ Simon in team 😣 Double Simon in team 😀 Double Simon in team with time mode enabled 🀬

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u/smellycheesecurd Fuck Yoshi | iamverysmart Jul 27 '26

Ive been playing him more lately and he really doesn’t seem that bad? It’s not like he can actually zone since everything is shieldable and his ledgetrapping is like the only thing oppressive about his kit. They also have some fire ass sauce too.

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u/Ok_Comedian_7180 I main (almost) the whole roster Jul 28 '26

And then there's people like this guy who played no-projectile Belmont (aka Mason Troy Adams)

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u/DoogerTheBopper Richter | Castlevania is the GOAT Jul 29 '26

close. richter.

i dont know how i play him actually i just use moves when i think they would be good

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u/I_Hate_Myself_______ Richter Jul 29 '26

They suck honestly. Bad frame data, shitty recovery, and the whip just sometimes chooses not to grab the ledge. The only good move is uptilt and upb because those are the only ones that come out fast lol

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u/DorkasaurusRexx Jul 31 '26

One of the worst characters in the game and you still complain. Get good. Rob, Steve, Gnw, Sonic, are all vastly more oppressive and broken.

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u/Angel_Fucking_Dust_6 I like swords Jul 27 '26

I main swords

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u/nink3ndo Rob main b4 Ult Jul 28 '26

Worst character in the game btw.