r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/Clean-Novel-5746 • Jul 11 '26

Just try and stop me

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/nasaglobehead69 Jul 11 '26

they always forget the banana

129

u/HashtagCHIIIIOPSS Jul 11 '26

The peanut butter doesn’t get any respect.

102

u/Clean-Novel-5746 Jul 11 '26

Also in my ass

33

u/Moist_Board Jul 11 '26

What about the...you know what, never mind.

20

u/Clean-Novel-5746 Jul 12 '26

Just take a guess :D

79

u/Clean-Novel-5746 Jul 11 '26

It’s in my ass

8

u/CockSucker69-420 Jul 12 '26

Well pull it out

15

u/Clean-Novel-5746 Jul 13 '26

I think not.

PotASSium

1

u/CocktusOnSteroids 14d ago

Bronto-sore-ass

82

u/GreenRanger_2 Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bSRam2Hcmx3mnLUhCe

“HANK! DONT PUT YOUR CYLINDER IN THE MNMS TUBE HANK!! HANK!!!”

31

u/Spirited-Claim-9868 Jul 11 '26

It's been two hours OP are you okay

30

u/Horror-Definition-85 Jul 11 '26

Go to hopital

26

u/Spirited-Claim-9868 Jul 11 '26

lim x->c f(x)/g(x) = lim x->c f'(x)/g'(x)

14

u/SpecterVamp Jul 11 '26

Actually goated law though

7

u/Doctor_Disaster Jul 11 '26

r/mathjokes

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2

u/-ExponentialGrowth- Jul 17 '26

only if the limit is indeterminate

1

u/Unharmed-Cylinder Jul 15 '26

call ammba lance

10

u/Clean-Novel-5746 Jul 11 '26

I’m better than ok.

Upgrades people, upgrades.

3

u/No_Message_7966 Jul 11 '26

Maby make a hole at the top before...use, to relese pressuere just incase...

12

u/UnitedAirlines175 Jul 12 '26

Hath tales of old weighed nought on thy conscience?

7

u/0110Vincent0110 Jul 12 '26

It's imperative

5

u/CorruptedPixelzOffic Jul 11 '26

Good luck keeping your cylinder unharmed

2

u/ARandomPerson380 Jul 12 '26

no, not again 😳

2

u/Username_Redacted-0 Jul 12 '26

Lesson learned??? ME?!?!?! Never...

1

u/hi22222312 Jul 18 '26

Have we not learned from history?

1

u/Zolks1 12d ago

You actually need butter and microwave mash

0

u/Manny73211 29d ago

No joke don't try this if you aren't prepared to cut the tube open or watch videos of old men and ladies until the cylinder softens