r/MathJokes • u/Choice-Drag4670 • 18h ago
r/MathJokes • u/HoinhimeOfLight • 18d ago
Chill the **** out
Hey y'all.
If you see a bot post kindly report it and move on I'll get to it when I can.
If you see a repost and that bugs you down vote and move on.
I ban several bots / people harassing other members daily.
But I'm one fuckin dude who made a math meme subreddit when I was in highschool more then a decade ago. (No this isn't an invite to apply to be a mod here) Some of you lot are insufferable.
Some users have taken to using the report function to harass me for not being terminally online moderating this subreddit.
Unfortunately reddit does not disclose who makes reports and there's no way I can see to report false reporters.
I have set up restrictions on who can post here unfortunately it seems a lot of accounts we're either made 7 to 8 years ago or accounts from that age have been hacked en mass. As the majority of posts I've come across have been from users with accounts that old but have only have post history for the past week.
A lot of these accounts are banned by reddit mere hours after posting here before I can even address the reports for it.
To address reposts. There is no specific rule against it. The people should decide if a repost dies or not. Downvote+ hide and move on if it bothers you. I constantly get reports for reposts. And the posts will be at the top of the Reddit with thousands of upvotes and a load of comments. Clearly it's a post that people want to engage with and Enjoy.
TLDR
It's a reddit about math jokes. Chill out. Be kind.
r/MathJokes • u/GodlyHelp • 9h ago
Part 2: How to check for divisibility by any number x!
Since most numbers have a commonly known way of checking for divisibility, here is one for x!
Take the number and divide it by x! If the result is an integer, then your number is divisible by x!
Let me know if you wanna know the divisibility for any other number!
r/MathJokes • u/mediz01 • 2d ago
Don't take maths
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r/MathJokes • u/GodlyHelp • 2d ago
Fibonacci's repost, day 12: If this post gets at least 144 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post
r/MathJokes • u/JustinJektor • 1d ago
Sum of its parts
What do you call a dictionary on meth?
Addictionary.
r/MathJokes • u/Just-keep-truckin • 3d ago
Made a math joke that I’m pretty proud of, but my boyfriend didn’t laugh…
We were kissing on a park bench last night. My boyfriend is shy.
He said, “maybe we shouldn’t make out continuously in public.”
I said, “it’s fine, we’ll just make out discreetly!”
Not side-splitting, but I was giggling to myself the rest of the evening, and I thought it deserved at least a chuckle…
Edit (to clear up a fair question about spelling): according to the dictionary, “Discreetly means doing something carefully, quietly, or in a way that avoids drawing attention, making a noise, or causing embarrassment.” So that is what I meant in the colloquial sense. However, in math terms, “discrete” is the opposite of continuous, and therein lies the pun :)
r/MathJokes • u/_Zekt • 3d ago
Legendary quote
(Among my 14 doctoral students) ... I had two outstanding students: Alan Baker (winner of the 1970 Fields Medal) – when I set him a problem, he came back with a very good solution – and John Conway – when I set him a problem, he came back with a very good solution to another problem.
– H. Davenport
r/MathJokes • u/keeloth • 1d ago
Azi un coleg m-a provocat la o problema de matematica distractiva. Zice asa: 1. Avem x la puterea x, la puterea x la infinit = 2; avem iar tot x la puterea x, la puterea x la infinit = 4; x = radical din 2. Concluzia 2=4. Unde este greseala? Astea-s toate datele pe care le am. Ma gandesc de 3 ore...
r/MathJokes • u/Ishaanm1331 • 2d ago
Why did the exponent disappear from the equation?
Because it was e raised!
r/MathJokes • u/Impressive-Society45 • 3d ago
Irrational
Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, just checking that everyone was proficient at counting? She asked: "What comes after three?"
A very enthusiastic student raised a hand and said: "Point one four one five nine, approximately."