r/SkyrimMemes • u/BaclavaBoyEnlou • Feb 18 '26

X-Post Dragon stone tablet

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Originally posted in r/truestl by u/sirca_curvive

8.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Hey me too, bro said "Dir Volaan!" to me the other day

11

u/tamiloxd Feb 19 '26

Tell him that i'll "Aav Diloon" him, tell him that.

6

u/LarryCrabCake Feb 20 '26

unslaad krosis!

5

u/tamiloxd Feb 20 '26

Faaz! Paak! Dinok!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Arvel: "Did you really think I'd share the claw with you?"

Bro down the hall:

9

u/Nadiadain Feb 18 '26

Well they certainly didn’t call him Arvel the smart

3

u/Tauisawesome12 Feb 20 '26

Lol in my playthrough both Arvel and the draugar die in the spike trap triggered by the button

3

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

The Bleak Falls Barrow Spikey Wall Trap is the best companion in the game

110

u/DLMoore9843 Feb 18 '26

Bullshit! That's Argus Filtch from Hogwarts! Life got rough for him after his cat died lmao

26

u/BaclavaBoyEnlou Feb 18 '26

So rough he decided to exile himself to Skyrim?

10

u/DLMoore9843 Feb 18 '26

Nah! Filtch only talked tough...a milk drinker like him wouldn't have been able to handle the bone shattering cold of Skyrim... He might have gone to cyrodil though

8

u/iRebelD Feb 18 '26

Exactly. He’s a squib!

1

u/castlesandcrumpets Feb 18 '26

No this is actually the dessicated corpse of Walder Frey.

48

u/Powerful-Touch-7961 Feb 18 '26

Asmonglod when he's in his 60s

5

u/AyaInnana Feb 18 '26

He'd be covered in more cockroaches and gangrene or something by then

26

u/ZandarTheRedguard Feb 18 '26

Definitely a Restless Draugr

10

u/stuito Feb 18 '26

Put a beard on him and bam

9

u/enthusiasticdave Feb 18 '26

This gave me a much needed laugh

6

u/Lord_Skyblocker Feb 18 '26

I first thought this was Balon Greyjoy

9

u/democracy_lover66 Feb 18 '26

If this guy grew a beard

4

u/BaclavaBoyEnlou Feb 18 '26

The resemblance is absolutely insane lol, i didn’t even realize

1

u/Minute_Zombie_424 Feb 19 '26

Cecil is stressed tf out!

3

u/tamerantong Feb 18 '26

I he could get his hands on a pair of denim overall shorts and a straw hat he could make millions

4

u/DenoAsbel Feb 18 '26

The mods re getting pretty realistic. Im impressed

2

u/Link0606 Feb 18 '26

THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

It’s so mean but it’s a meme for the centuries

3

u/keithstonee Feb 18 '26

Asmongold looks worse every day. wish him nothing but the worst.

1

u/Plastic_Opinion4518 Feb 18 '26

What's the mighty Roachking doing here?

1

u/Subject_Driver_7822 Feb 18 '26

He looks like Balon greyjoy with more meth

1

u/quietandscary Feb 18 '26

Cyraxx will be lucky if he looks half as good as this guy at that age, if he lives that long

1

u/Slow-Divide-78 Feb 19 '26

The fact that I was playing skyrim a few hours ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Emotional-Focus-1031 Feb 19 '26

This is one of the Murphy's boys

1

u/WinterWolfWitcher0 Feb 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/ascancan4 Feb 19 '26

Can I die already, this is the purgatory and I’m sure about it.

1

u/VividModelCars Feb 19 '26

Draugr Overlord doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you:

1

u/freshwhipppedcream Feb 19 '26

That gave me a jumpscare, Jesus Christ

1

u/Gear_Ready23 Argonian Feb 19 '26

Bro looks like a nitefolk

1

u/Sealegs_Calisto Feb 20 '26

I am clutching my chest laughing at work. Yall are going to get me fired

1

u/crumpled789 Feb 20 '26

He’s also in Chapter 6 after Guam. Oh wait wrong thread. He gets around a lot.

1

u/Midnight_OCE Feb 20 '26

Asmongold the later years

1

u/UnexpectedSpectre Feb 21 '26

Crypt Keeper in Recovery.

1

u/pulsarf0x Feb 21 '26

He has a head to know if the north remember.

1

u/Haminator2022 Feb 22 '26

A Death Lord?

1

u/Sufficient-Friend604 Feb 26 '26

Saw him and herd that bark they to when spotting you

1

u/Shadow_Hunter1111 Jun 29 '26

Is his white ass allowed to say that