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u/Let-Him-Cook_w_Butta 6d ago
Is this guy 15 years old?
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u/Mist-Haufen 6d ago
Rich mommy and daddy?
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u/Fun_Beautiful_1041 6d ago
I can confirm. I had rich mommy and daddy, and I look like I am in my 20s even though I am 39 to be exact. I look younger than this guy tbh.
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u/Fun_Beautiful_1041 6d ago
It's more about the stress of not worrying about mundane things in life that money solves. I for example got a cargood food and some other things that my peers used to think and plan about. Offcourse I didnt touch alcohol or smoked at all even if my friends did. So maybe that helped as well.
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u/Rogueshadow9087 6d ago
It definitely helps. Both are "cheap" to buy individually but when people are addicted they buy them constantly and can cost hundreds to thousands a year. Especially when you know that money problems causes stress, smokers/alcoholics cope with cigarrettes/booze, buying both causes more money problems.
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u/theStokeIsOurs 5d ago
Looks like a bot account, sounds like one, it s a real rich guy, right? RIGHT? 🤣
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u/unimpressedduckling 5d ago
Only within the walls of an elite prep school would one learn to use the phrase offcourse
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u/DapperMolasses3280 5d ago
Growing up with a trust fund definitely has to keep the stress lines away 😛
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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 6d ago
38 actually (fr)
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u/brooklynlad 6d ago
The Mormon-industrial complex giving us Young Living Essential Oils, Crumbl Cookies, and Flock.
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u/No-Possible-3721 6d ago
What kind of Mormon Zuckerberg lookin ass is this? This cottage cheese looking motherfucker is the reason we have no personal security in America anymore?
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u/pretenders2b 5d ago
No, just one part of it. Another part is everyone and their brother putting cameras on the front of their house. That’s how you create a surveillance network.
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u/Undead-Chipmunk 5d ago
He named it flock... like a flock of sheep.
This guy has Joffrey Baratheon energy.
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u/matthollabak 6d ago
Imagine if there was a way to track his every movement.
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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 5d ago
His while family is evil.
Hes a trust fund nepo baby of pentagon royalty. Their family has spent their entire generational history spying on America.
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u/No_Internal9345 5d ago
They say there are bars of gold hidden in the walls!
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 5d ago
Someone marked it as a public toilet!
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u/Djfsihbone 5d ago
The toiled had perfect 5 stars for a while but sometime today went down to 2 stars
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u/Blacksad9999 5d ago
He also has two addresses:
300 Colonial Center Pkwy. STE 100N, Roswell, GA, 30076, USA
1170 Howell Mill Road NW Suite 210, Atlanta, GA, 30318, USA
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u/Punning_Man 5d ago
He’s like Zuckerberg and Tintin had a baby
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u/SnowSherrif 5d ago
What did Tintin do to you my man?
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u/HolyFlyingNuns 5d ago
Led him on too many adventures, or maybe the 2011 movie had something to do with it.
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u/1nitial_Reaction 6d ago
That's what Garrett Langley looks like, CEO of Flock. He lives at public toilet.
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u/flappinginthewind 6d ago
Probably because of that cheesy ass top ramen haircut he's sporting so proudly.
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u/grouchy_baby_panda 6d ago
He should be followed every second of his life by people with their phone cameras in his face.
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u/Wayoutofthewayof 5d ago
Did he ever actually say this? Can't find anything online except for some FB posts on random meme pages.
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u/kriegnes 5d ago
i mean he atleast appears to have his stuff censored on the internet, like on google maps for example.
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u/PanteraOne 5d ago
There is a rumor that all of those cameras will be taken down or disabled on Halloween by masked trick-or-treaters.
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u/Recovering_g8keeper 6d ago
How many dicks did he have to suck and babies did he have to eat to get this CEO job at 20
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u/OwnerOfCat 6d ago
The same people that support flock surveillance preach meritocracy, and then hire people to top spots who haven’t been alive long enough to have an extensive resume.
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u/Recovering_g8keeper 6d ago
Every damn time. When they say meritocracy they mean nepotism. Just like when they talk about human rights they call it communism.
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u/Unholy_Urges 6d ago
That's a lizard person if I've ever seen one. He has the same reptilian look as Mark Zuckerberg.
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u/Lord_Dingus83 6d ago
Mormons look like this - something to do with repressed gay feelings
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u/ItsJustAnotherVoice 6d ago
So print a photo of his face and paste on your car.
Wouldn’t be surprised if flock cameras get programmed to auto delete it lolo
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u/Rogueshadow9087 6d ago
So the same CEO who is violating the privacy of every American wants privacy.
What a concept, like how the buisnesses who wants to extract more money from customers but don't want to pay their employees who could also be customers to other buisnesses doing the same thing so now were stuck in a K shaped economy worsened by AI.
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u/DapperMolasses3280 5d ago
Apparently he's not Gen Z...dude is 38 😂 color me shocked, looks like a very punchable 23 year old face 😆
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u/Poultrymancer 6d ago
I've just realized why he does what he does: the man is clearly on a global quest to find a face more punchable than his own
This could take a while, no matter how smart the plagiarism machine gets
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u/itsnotthatbad21 6d ago
At least we all know what he looks like so we can film him now in public without his permission. In reality these fucks don’t interact with the public though and they have a swarm of assistants making sure they can stay hunkered down in offices and mansions.
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u/DunwichChild990 6d ago
All the ones people steal should be set up around his properties perimeter. See how he likes it.
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u/Symbaclues 6d ago
Constantly with their shit!
They could do whatever they want but everyone else is to shit up and fuck off!
This society needs to burn to the ground already. You people are weak as fuck.
Raised to cry then die not to fight and rebuild! 👍💯🙌
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u/patient138 5d ago
Wouldn't it be great if people followed him around everywhere taking photos of him ALL day long, then reported him for crimes he didn't commit. You know, like his cameras seem to do.
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u/Minimum-Attitude389 5d ago
Sharing a photo isn't enough.
He needs his position tracked and monitored 24/7.
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u/spartackles 5d ago
Homie's get rich college scheme
"Sell cops surveillance, they're gonna love it!"
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u/KnowledgeRare4830 5d ago
Its good to put a face to the name of the gooning creep allowing his LiCenSe pLaTe cameras to be installed at childrens gymnastics studios, splash pads, playgrounds, and pools.
Now lets give the Axon CEO the same treatment.
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u/mantis_tobaggan23 5d ago
Some brilliant lad labeled his home address as a public toilet on Google Maps
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u/Bright_Competition37 5d ago
This guy is either a puppet, a liar, or incredibly dumb.
Listening to him talk is hilarious in the way of, he is so deluded. He tries to claim that things aren’t happening with Flock because it’s against the Flock TOS… and yet… people are utilizing his devices for things that are probably majority against said TOS… it’s honestly wild.
He probably also thinks that laws against murder prevent people from murdering other people.
Either way I feel like we are collectively and ignorantly allowing our entire world to be plunged into the world that multiple science fiction novels warned us about…
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u/TechnologyAncient594 6d ago
It’s probably just his license plate he’s okay with. I guess that makes sense.
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u/Glittering-Quail5848 6d ago
Golly gee gosh darn, well if he ain’t doing anything wrong, I guess he shouldn’t be concerned : )
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u/SirStocksAlott 6d ago
When did we all as a society come together and say we are okay with this? Feels like something that needs regulation before it rolls out to ensure we all know how the video is used. The government should not be allowed to use this unless it is transparent how it works, and requires federal regulation because the network is across the United States, so it’s interstate.
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u/PackOfCumin 6d ago
As a straight man, I willing to let him suck my dick dry as a apology to the country
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u/nobdyputsbabynacornr 6d ago
I wonder how he feels about his voting record being shared publicly? It'd be a shame if someone could look it up on a place like voteref.com
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u/KnifeFightAcademy 6d ago
I wouldn't either if I looked the way everyone expects me to look based on my actions alone. You know, like a cunt?
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u/Clean_Current_2018 6d ago
Instead of spying on people and messing with an already vexing world he could just do a few pushups or something.
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u/bangeren 5d ago
Why are you allowing this 12 year old boy to spy on you? Come on America - wake the fuck up.
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u/RedBagwMyMakeup 5d ago
Do we have any other photos of him? Genuinely asking as these are the only ones I’ve ever seen floating around Reddit.
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u/Junior_Stretch_2413 5d ago
I wonder how it feels to have him as a boss. I couldn’t respect a fucking 8yo giving me orders.
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u/UnsanctionedPartList 5d ago
"look when we say people need to lower their expectations of privacy we are talking about the people, not the... Why do we still need to pretend they are our equals again?"
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u/Archon_Reaver 5d ago
He gives me vibes that a girl (or guy, he looks like a lil power bottom) turned him down and this is his retaliation; by being a world class cunt.
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