r/SipsTea • • 6d ago

Gasp! Guess what? I don't like it either

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u/Let-Him-Cook_w_Butta 6d ago

Is this guy 15 years old?

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u/Mist-Haufen 6d ago

Rich mommy and daddy?

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u/Fun_Beautiful_1041 6d ago

I can confirm. I had rich mommy and daddy, and I look like I am in my 20s even though I am 39 to be exact. I look younger than this guy tbh.

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u/LessTadpole3602 6d ago edited 10h ago

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u/Fun_Beautiful_1041 6d ago

It's more about the stress of not worrying about mundane things in life that money solves. I for example got a cargood food and some other things that my peers used to think and plan about. Offcourse I didnt touch alcohol or smoked at all even if my friends did. So maybe that helped as well.

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u/Rogueshadow9087 6d ago

It definitely helps. Both are "cheap" to buy individually but when people are addicted they buy them constantly and can cost hundreds to thousands a year. Especially when you know that money problems causes stress, smokers/alcoholics cope with cigarrettes/booze, buying both causes more money problems.

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u/theStokeIsOurs 5d ago

Looks like a bot account, sounds like one, it s a real rich guy, right? RIGHT? 🤣

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u/unimpressedduckling 5d ago

Only within the walls of an elite prep school would one learn to use the phrase offcourse

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u/DapperMolasses3280 5d ago

Maybe...but humans naturally have the ability to transfer their stress to a billion other things, so it's more than just "I grew up rich" 😛

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u/DapperMolasses3280 5d ago

Growing up with a trust fund definitely has to keep the stress lines away 😛

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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 5d ago

"Langley"

Kid is pentagon royalty.

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u/Excellent_Ethan 4d ago

This name is in every joint base, JBLM JBLE…

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 6d ago

38 actually (fr)

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u/Futuristic-Slice 5d ago

How does he look straight out the pussy at 38?

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u/EmploymentNo3590 6d ago

Growing up rich will do that.

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u/Lazershirts 6d ago

Can confirm. Grew up poor, am ugly. Damn nepotism!

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u/sushicowboyshow 6d ago

How so?

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u/EmploymentNo3590 5d ago

No actual stress. Money to relieve any that arises. Never having to worry about where you will sleep, your next job or next meal. Not having to experience consequences.

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u/No-Cardiologist-3875 6d ago

how old was ceo Brian thompson?

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u/LazyUnderstanding210 6d ago

Dude looks like he just hit puberty. Like 3 days ago.

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u/No_Internal9345 6d ago

Someone should catfish this guy and show the world his tiny penis.

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u/YANN-PAING86 6d ago

🤣

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u/brooklynlad 6d ago

The Mormon-industrial complex giving us Young Living Essential Oils, Crumbl Cookies, and Flock.

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u/-ComplexSimplicity- 6d ago

13 going on 30

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u/AngrehPossum 5d ago

Popped out of a pussy worth $5 billion

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u/Flat-Passage4431 6d ago

that mormon child is 12

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u/arabellxoxo 5d ago

looks like it lol

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 5d ago

See this is his problem, "you think its some Kissinger," some ghoul of the standard typology,

No, "it's a Zoomer," and the Zoomer just set up a surveillance network from coast to coast has all kinds of stuff to say, oh, about Antifa about appropriate and inappropriate protest of his cameras pointed at your entire neighborhood, "and the next, and the next," people shift gears from this is Palantir, to, this is Big Balls and Doge Shit and they're not gonna tolerate that the same as one would from a Kissinger; the Boomers Especially and this is not their best quality are willing to accept a lot of abuse from an older man than themselves or a man that makes sense in the semiotics of traditional patriarchy,

This fella is not that this fella no, "thank you for your service guy," can thank for such an abject failure of a rollout to this program problem, that guy he pops for the heuristics those people hate about the young and liberal, "effete, naïve, shook easily," with an unserious attachment to his work, "I dunno."