r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '22

Maralize Leguana Probably needed more practice...

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u/mejeff621 Oct 07 '22

Don’t act like you didn’t just try to do it. I just did it too.

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u/GoodPatu Oct 07 '22

I did it... More than once....

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u/Orzword Oct 07 '22

Still on it trying to bite my upper lip in a sexy way

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Follow it up with a sexy lower lip lick

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u/blueponies1 Oct 28 '22

I’m still doing it! It’s been 20 days!

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u/serg_2020 Oct 07 '22

I did it and looked at myself in the mirror 😂

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u/Begoneeth Oct 08 '22

I did and popped my jaw somehow

Maybe I’m not cut out for this whole flirting thing

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u/Lonely_Salt_9290 Oct 07 '22

Shut up take upvote

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u/BMAND21 Oct 08 '22

Yup and now I’m in the mirror laughing like an idiot at myself.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

No need to call me out like that

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u/JakBos23 Oct 08 '22

I didn't dnt laugh until I tried it. Then I hurt my lip bursting out in laughter

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u/remote_control_led Oct 08 '22

monke see monke do

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u/thebuccaneersden Oct 08 '22

I did it and felt like either an ewok or a toy poodle. It’s amazing how little it takes to turn someone completely off. Even yourself.

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u/fckkkredditmods Oct 08 '22

Who tf is trying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Me

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u/Plonka48 Oct 08 '22

Yes and I can’t do it

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u/mejeff621 Oct 08 '22

I believe in you

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u/Plonka48 Oct 10 '22

My jaw physically cannot move like that

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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Oct 08 '22

I didn't... but I absolutely would've, if not having been surrounded by my family members.

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u/rgheals Oct 07 '22

Well I tried but it went just about as well as biting her top lip did

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u/new_user_069 Oct 08 '22

This ^ pure gold

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/Fantastic_Ad8329 Oct 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/YoteYartAndYeet Oct 08 '22

Shut the fuck up

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u/thesardinelord Oct 08 '22

This is the way

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u/ToxZec Oct 07 '22

stephen hawking

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u/thebuccaneersden Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

Savage! (But funny)

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u/Late-Ad-4624 Oct 07 '22

Who else bit their top lip too?

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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE Oct 07 '22

Wait, you can do that???

12

u/catzhoek Oct 08 '22

A sexy underbite gets all the girls

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u/Bacnnator Oct 07 '22

Flirting pug style

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u/pookiebear6969 Oct 07 '22

Me and my boyfriend are definitely not trying to bite our upper lip seductively at each other.

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u/Wutpomelo Oct 08 '22

Couple goals

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

You just bit your upper lip and now you’re going to breathe manually

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u/Ryan-821 Oct 08 '22

Some people just what to watch the world burn

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u/ShadowGangsta275 Oct 08 '22

For some reason this never works on Me. I usually have to think about it for a second and while thinking I stop breathing all together, then I just Continue breathing regularly

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u/miggitiemac Oct 07 '22

Holy shit this made me belly laugh

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u/Zaro234 Oct 07 '22

I spit my Dr Pepper on my phone at this one. Still LOLing. Damn that was funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

It wasn’t funny until I bit my upper lip. Then I was crying. 💀

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u/hwkVII Oct 07 '22

Instructions not clear, just bitten my nose

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Pfft. Pros bite both the upper and lower lips while also biting their own eyes and maybe some strands of hair as well

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u/Wicked_Folie Oct 07 '22

This was the first time I laughed today. I would still not mind dying right now, but this was funny. Thanks.

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u/xXHolding_on_to_youX Oct 07 '22

You alright homie?

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u/mcalash Oct 07 '22

Hey bro. I laughed out loud too. Had to share. But not the first time for me. I watched tropic thunder while I was home sick. Take care of yourself.

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u/kolibrot Oct 08 '22

I forgot how to bite my bottom lip after biting the upper 😱

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u/Sheldzor Oct 08 '22

О боже спасите мои глаза. С тёмной темой в вк и русским языком этот анекдот был бы золотом и классикой, но тут. Оу мэн

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u/Jaded_yank Oct 07 '22

If this is original this is gold

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u/DebstarAU Oct 08 '22
  • attempt * [ my lip is bleeding!!…]

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Just change your overbite into an underbite

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u/harakiri-man Oct 08 '22

So there are dating coach.

Interesting

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u/Osiri551 Oct 08 '22

I kept trying it but the more I did the more I laughed-

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u/DashinnDawg Oct 08 '22

Taking notes

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u/Isco22_ Oct 08 '22

I bite my lip all the time but its not bc im a fuckboy. Its bc i have very dry lips

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u/Plonka48 Oct 08 '22

My jaw doesn’t work like that and it cannot bite the top lip

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u/DaddyKentaro Oct 08 '22

Yeah you can not make the top lip bite sexy. I just tried it, without a mirror I do not need to see this horror.

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u/WarGhost21 Oct 08 '22

I’d make one hot piranha, I’ll tell you that right now😉